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Yearly Archives: 2012

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In Space Nobody Can Hear You Swear

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 19, 2012 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

I’m just going to say this up front: I have no coordination and no ability to navigate.  I also get extremely motion sick whether something is actually moving or not (Imax, YUCK!).  It’s a fucking miracle that I drive my … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Missions, User Interface | 6 Replies

Things That Just Need To Be Free

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 17, 2012 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

Hi there, Bioware.  It’s me again, with another open letter. There are some things that you’re just going to have to give up on trying to charge F2P players for.  The PR cost is not worth it! My List Hide … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | 6 Replies

[Screenshots] I Went Cartel Shopping and Didn’t Break the Bank (Yet)

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 16, 2012 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

So far I have been restrained and only bought 2 shirts. This is my current outfit: RED RED RED RED RED!  Also, shut up.  I know it’s a skirt.  The sith marauders wear skirts too.  It’s fine. If you are … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, Fashion | 14 Replies

Free-To-Play Shopping List

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 14, 2012 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

Guys, this is serious.  Are YOU ready to spend all your cartel coins that you’re getting for being subbed this last… almost-year?  I sure as hell am. Let’s. Go. Shopping! Saberist’s body armor.  150 cartel coins.  (Dulfy has a screenie.) … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, Fashion, SWTOR Generally | 11 Replies

Deep Thoughts with Bowdaar

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 12, 2012 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

So, Bowdaar wants to have a chat.  It goes something like this. ***SPOILERS, SMUGGLER COMPANION, BOWDAAR, THAT BIG WOOKIEE***

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Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 2 Replies

Do Not Wear This

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 9, 2012 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

I was trying to log out the other night on the fleet, but I could not, because every time I turned around there was something to SCREENIE.

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Posted in Fashion | 7 Replies

Despite the Absence Of Same-Gender Romances, I’m Still Popular With the (Evil) Ladies.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 7, 2012 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

Did I mention how much fun I’m having smuggling again?  Welp, I’m on Tatooine minding my own business when this sith lady shows up out of nowhere in red clothes, of which color I am jealous. ***SPOILER ALERT FOR SMUGGLER … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories | 12 Replies

Time Is Money: Making The Cartel Market Work For The Busy Subscriber

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 5, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Now, I’m totally opposed to spending $15 on my subscription and THEN having to turn around and buy crap off the cartel market.  That is terribad. However, I am not opposed to having the choice to buy something in-game or … Continue reading »

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Get Thee To The Official Forums And Demand Fashion

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 1, 2012 by NjessiApril 15, 2026

The devs have asked: Hey folks, the Cartel Market team wants your help and advice in determining possible future content. Specifically, they want to hear about what current in-game outfits you’ve been envious of that you would love to see … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | 4 Replies

Devs Explain Dude, Where Were My Comms?

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 29, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

We Get Answers About Our Comms You may recall my unseemly reaction to the removal of BH comms from story mode EC bosses and chests without so much as a peep.  Well, a the devs put out a statement finally … Continue reading »

Posted in Operations | 4 Replies

Attempts To Mug Sith For Outfits Largely Unsuccessful

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 25, 2012 by NjessiApril 15, 2026

Fortunately, we’re getting the cartel market. I have no research knowledge because I’ve had approximately zero hours this week to log in, let alone get on the PTS (har har).  If you want the “facts”, go see Dulfy or Darth … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | 9 Replies

You Can Go Home Again: Characters, Crew, and Identity.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 23, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Have you ever felt like a stranger in your own toon? Don’t get me wrong, I love being a sentinel.  I love the playstyle, I love the whoosh, I love the jumping.  I was totally taken in by the badass … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 9 Replies

The Savvy Crafter’s Guide To Saving Money

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 19, 2012 by NjessiApril 15, 2026

If you’re like me, you’re always… well not doing so awesome on cash because crafting eats it all.  Never fear!  I have some tips. Crafting supplies – don’t buy them at the vendor on the fleet!  Sure, you CAN, but … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills | 4 Replies

Elara Is A Terrible Wingperson

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 17, 2012 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

Saylah, my vanguard,  just got Elara, and I was kinda a fan.  I didn’t understand why other people complained that she was a stuck up spoilsport. She was competent, to the point, and… ***I GUESS THERE ARE MILD SPOILERS BELOW ABOUT … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 4 Replies

This Makes No Sense

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 15, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

My vanguard carries a blaster rifle.  My commando carries a giant e-peen gun.  In cut scenes, they draw their blasters menacingly.  Where did that blaster come from? My bounty hunter understands all the languages of the galaxy.  She can understand … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions, SWTOR Generally | 6 Replies

I Like Inappropriately Large Backsides and I Cannot Prevaricate

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 11, 2012 by NjessiApril 15, 2026

This may be my favorite patch note of all time, both for the content and for the wording.  On Test Server, Patch 1.5: More robes have been adjusted so that their backsides are not inappropriately large when worn. OK, if … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | 5 Replies

Little Legacy Luxuries

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 11, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

This may have escaped your notice, but I am a crazyinsane crafter.  As such, I’m plopping down 150k on recipes sometimes (I don’t have many left to buy, so I can afford to overpay a little…. a lot).  And I … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, SWTOR Generally | 10 Replies

We Would Have Beat Them By Now If You Were Ranged DPS

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 9, 2012 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

Toth And Zorn Are BFF With Ranged DPS So, this weekend, we’re bashing our heads against Toth and Zorn, the first bosses of Heroic EC, for the quintillionth time.  We are not quite beating the enrage timer.  They are going … Continue reading »

Posted in Operations, Theorycraft | 22 Replies

I Suck At Marking Targets

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 3, 2012 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

So I did this: Also, I suck at drawing.

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Posted in IRL, Operations, User Interface | 6 Replies

Dude, Where Are My Comms?

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 1, 2012 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

With 1.4, story mode EC gives no black hole comms from bosses or chests.  Same with Terror From Beyond Story Mode.  We probably would have known this sooner, or even been able to discern it from the patch notes, if … Continue reading »

Posted in Operations | 9 Replies

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