Bad Fashion, Little Jedi Edition
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Shae Vizla Hair Is Failsauce
I was stalking the Shae Vizla hair since I first laid eyes on her – and then Kora, the mechanic, had that hair in KOTFE, reinforcing that I must have it. Well, I got it and it was a huge … Continue reading »
Fashion Police: PUG Edition
Lately, I’ve been vindicated in my theory that you know you’re in deep shit when your pug person shows up in a bikini or something similar. First, we have Mellons For Hire: “Lol,” she says dismissively, “you’re using a pylon … Continue reading »
Teaching The Next Generation About The Hall Of Shame
Fun Fact: the Nar Shaddaa gambling event is a great way to come upon terrible fashion. “Mom! Mom!” shrieks Little Jedi. “That lady is wearing the most ridiculous outfit! I mean, it doesn’t even cover her organs! She’s gonna get … Continue reading »
Hall of Shame Revamp
I’ve revamped the hall of shame. Most of the images should display in an appropriate size, and you won’t have to click through if you don’t want to. As I am once again playing and monitoring the blog, feel free … Continue reading »
Companion Fashion Police Contest! Win Goodies!
Because punishing Quinn really never gets old, Exile of Tor-Fashion and I are teaming up to bring you the Companion Fashion Police Contest! Step 1: Dress least favorite companion in something dumb. Not a bikini. Please, no bikinis. Spare … Continue reading »
Ravalation’s Star Wars Fashion Giveaway
When I see an article in my feed reader that involves FREE FASHION, I sit up and take notice.1 So I was snorting coffee all over my keyboard when I saw Ravalation’s Star Wars Fashion Giveaway. Guys, you need to … Continue reading »
Slacker Finally Updates Hall Of Shame
Thankfully readers have provided me with examples of horrible fashions that I can share with you. You can find previous atrocities in the fashion hall of shame.
Continue reading »9999 Bottles Of Beer In My Legacy Cargo Hold
Take one down, pass it around Still a fuckload of beer in my legacy cargo hold This is so sad. What did I do Tuesday when 4.1 hit? I stacked all my crafting mats in my legacy cargo hold and … Continue reading »
[Hall of Shame] Why Do We Even Have A Name Filter
Welp… the name filter does absolutely nothing to stop idiots from sounding like idiots. Except maybe requiring them to misspell things, making their creations even more absurd.
Continue reading »Deputy Fashion Police Are On The Case
This Weekend! Extra Life Charity Gaming Event
I’ve talked about this before, but to recap: It is for a good cause. There are prizes. You will be exempt from the hall of shame. Now, I cannot attend,1 which means that I will not be there to swoon when … Continue reading »
The Good, The Bad, And The Snarky
Do not fucking touch my oxford comma. Spoiler free, never fear. First, I need this hairdo. All ur hair is belong to me. Shae Vizla had the same hairdo. Make it happen. Now, the horror. Apparently, Zakuulian Socialites have a … Continue reading »
A Welcome Reduction Of Companions In Bikinis
Have you noticed that you can’t dress up Lana? Yeah, that’s probably because Bioware has seen how there are multiple Kiras/Rishas/Makos on the fleet in bikinis and Lana in a bikini is undignified. Or Senya. I mean seriously. We have lost … Continue reading »
KOTFE Day Two: Electric Boogaloo
Last night, I continued my trek in Inventory Management of the Old Republic. Yeah, no stories yet, still getting my shit in order. Ship droid is still AWOL. Andronikos refuses to dual wield, even in DPS spec. Boooo. Idiots are coming … Continue reading »
Yavin 4 Is The New Fleet
Lately when I go to Yavin 4, I see fashion victims prancing about. Apparently the usual miscreants have escaped from the fleet and are befouling the wilderness with tackiness. As always, you can send me screenies of any fashion offenders you … Continue reading »
Violators of Imperial Edict P4N75
Several loyal imperial subjects have reported dissidents who have been observed violating Imperial Edict P4N75. Let this shameful display be a warning to troublemakers who threaten order and decency.
Continue reading »Credits Or Lack Thereof
Awesome clothing or well-decorated house? I’m having to make some difficult choices on how to spend my limited credits. Specifically awesome clothing for me or housing items and unlocks for Little Jedi. Somehow Little Jedi swindled us out of at least … Continue reading »
The Return of the Revenge of the Hall of Shame
And we’re back. I’ve seen these fine specimens on the fleet… If you want to send in bad fashion, here’s how. Also, if you already sent in fashion, I will be posting your bad fashion! I just want to group … Continue reading »
Quinn’s Role In Shadow Of Revan
“Kill Quinn. Stuff him in the toilet.” — Little Jedi From the mouths of babes, right? I’m starting shadow of Revan and, to be honest, I had pretty much forgotten how I punished Quinn with bad fashion… Required Spoiler Tag … Continue reading »