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Behold the Magneto Hat

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 21, 2021 by NjessiJune 22, 2021

Yes, I know, I’ve been a posting slacker.  No apologies, been playing, not posting about playing.  Also been making awesome outfits!  Today we are going to talk about my magneto hat. It goes with all things gold and keeps the … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Cartel Market, Good Fashion, Good Hats, Rattataki, Sage/Sorcerer, Screenshot | 8 Replies

Bad Fashion, Little Jedi Edition

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 30, 2020 by NjessiOctober 30, 2020

She learns so quickly!

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Hall Of Shame, Little Jedi | 5 Replies

Shae Vizla Hair Is Failsauce

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 5, 2017 by NjessiSeptember 5, 2017

I was stalking the Shae Vizla hair since I first laid eyes on her – and then Kora, the mechanic, had that hair in KOTFE, reinforcing that I must have it. Well, I got it and it was a huge … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Character Recustomization, Shae Vizla | 3 Replies

Fashion Police: PUG Edition

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 29, 2017 by NjessiJuly 25, 2017

Lately, I’ve been vindicated in my theory that you know you’re in deep shit when your pug person shows up in a bikini or something similar. First, we have Mellons For Hire: “Lol,” she says dismissively, “you’re using a pylon … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Operations | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Pugs, Sideboob | 2 Replies

Teaching The Next Generation About The Hall Of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 28, 2017 by NjessiJuly 25, 2017

Fun Fact: the Nar Shaddaa gambling event is a great way to come upon terrible fashion. “Mom! Mom!” shrieks Little Jedi.  “That lady is wearing the most ridiculous outfit!  I mean, it doesn’t even cover her organs!  She’s gonna get … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, World Events | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Casino Event, Hall Of Shame, Little Jedi, Nar Shaddaa | 8 Replies

Hall of Shame Revamp

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 13, 2017 by NjessiJune 13, 2017

I’ve revamped the hall of shame.  Most of the images should display in an appropriate size, and you won’t have to click through if you don’t want to. As I am once again playing and monitoring the blog, feel free … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, Fashion | Tagged Hall Of Shame, Reader Submissions | 1 Reply

Companion Fashion Police Contest! Win Goodies!

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 2, 2016 by NjessiAugust 2, 2016

Because punishing Quinn really never gets old, Exile of Tor-Fashion and I are teaming up to bring you the Companion Fashion Police Contest!   Step 1: Dress least favorite companion in something dumb.  Not a bikini.  Please, no bikinis.  Spare … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, Companions, Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Companion Gear, Contest, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Tor-Fashion | 1 Reply

Ravalation’s Star Wars Fashion Giveaway

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 5, 2016 by NjessiMay 5, 2016

When I see an article in my feed reader that involves FREE FASHION, I sit up and take notice.1  So I was snorting coffee all over my keyboard when I saw Ravalation’s Star Wars Fashion Giveaway. Guys, you need to … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, Fashion | Tagged Cartel Market, Raffle | 3 Replies

Slacker Finally Updates Hall Of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 28, 2016 by NjessiMarch 29, 2016

Thankfully readers have provided me with examples of horrible fashions that I can share with you.  You can find previous atrocities in the fashion hall of shame.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Hall Of Shame, Reader Submissions | 7 Replies

9999 Bottles Of Beer In My Legacy Cargo Hold

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 22, 2016 by NjessiFebruary 22, 2016

Take one down, pass it around Still a fuckload of beer in my legacy cargo hold This is so sad.  What did I do Tuesday when 4.1 hit?  I stacked all my crafting mats in my legacy cargo hold and … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Legacy, Raw Materials, Storage | 4 Replies

[Hall of Shame] Why Do We Even Have A Name Filter

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 13, 2016 by NjessiMarch 28, 2016

Welp… the name filter does absolutely nothing to stop idiots from sounding like idiots.  Except maybe requiring them to misspell things, making their creations even more absurd.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Names, Hall Of Shame | Leave a reply

Deputy Fashion Police Are On The Case

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 16, 2015 by NjessiMarch 28, 2016

Readers have sent in the newest batch of inductees into the hall of shame.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bad Names, Bikini, Hair Color, Hall Of Shame, Pants Optional, Reader Submissions | 7 Replies

This Weekend! Extra Life Charity Gaming Event

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 3, 2015 by NjessiNovember 3, 2015

I’ve talked about this before, but to recap: It is for a good cause. There are prizes. You will be exempt from the hall of shame. Now, I cannot attend,1 which means that I will not be there to swoon when … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, Fashion, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Hall Of Shame, Player Events | Leave a reply

The Good, The Bad, And The Snarky

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 2, 2015 by NjessiNovember 2, 2015

Do not fucking touch my oxford comma. Spoiler free, never fear. First, I need this hairdo. All ur hair is belong to me.  Shae Vizla had the same hairdo.  Make it happen. Now, the horror.  Apparently, Zakuulian Socialites have a … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bounty Hunter, Hairdos, KOTFE, Sideboob | 1 Reply

A Welcome Reduction Of Companions In Bikinis

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 29, 2015 by NjessiApril 25, 2016

Have you noticed that you can’t dress up Lana?  Yeah, that’s probably because Bioware has seen how there are multiple Kiras/Rishas/Makos on the fleet in bikinis and Lana in a bikini is undignified.  Or Senya.  I mean seriously. We have lost … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged Companion Customization, Companion Gear, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Skadge | 8 Replies

KOTFE Day Two: Electric Boogaloo

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 22, 2015 by NjessiOctober 22, 2015

Last night, I continued my trek in Inventory Management of the Old Republic.  Yeah, no stories yet, still getting my shit in order. Ship droid is still AWOL. Andronikos refuses to dual wield, even in DPS spec.  Boooo. Idiots are coming … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Crew Skills, Fashion, Operations, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Andronikos Revel, Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, C2-N2, Commando/Mercenary, Companion Customization, Companion Gear, Healing, KOTFE, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Pants Optional, Patch 4.0, Raid Performance, Sage/Sorcerer, Skadge, Underpants, Whining | 8 Replies

Yavin 4 Is The New Fleet

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 13, 2015 by NjessiMarch 28, 2016

Lately when I go to Yavin 4, I see fashion victims prancing about.  Apparently the usual miscreants have escaped from the fleet and are befouling the wilderness with tackiness. As always, you can send me screenies of any fashion offenders you … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Hall Of Shame, Screenshot | 1 Reply

Violators of Imperial Edict P4N75

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 28, 2015 by NjessiSeptember 28, 2015

Several loyal imperial subjects have reported dissidents who have been observed violating Imperial Edict P4N75.  Let this shameful display be a warning to troublemakers who threaten order and decency.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bad Names, Bikini, Hall Of Shame, Pants Optional | 2 Replies

Credits Or Lack Thereof

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 14, 2015 by NjessiMarch 8, 2022

Awesome clothing or well-decorated house?  I’m having to make some difficult choices on how to spend my limited credits.  Specifically awesome clothing for me or housing items and unlocks for Little Jedi. Somehow Little Jedi swindled us out of at least … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Stronghold | Tagged Authenticator, Cartel Market, Credits, Little Jedi | 5 Replies

The Return of the Revenge of the Hall of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 9, 2015 by NjessiSeptember 9, 2015

And we’re back.  I’ve seen these fine specimens on the fleet… If you want to send in bad fashion, here’s how.  Also, if you already sent in fashion, I will be posting your bad fashion!  I just want to group … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Hall Of Shame | 2 Replies

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