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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
The. Shoes.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Underboob without pants is catching on
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Where is this giant gun attached?
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Where is that attached?
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
This might be a zebra.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Feels a little breezy in here…
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Wax? Please.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
What the eff is THIS?
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
This looks like a booger.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Color Fail
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Red and purple is a trap.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Flashers… again.
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
The smile really sells this outfit.
This cat just looks… weird.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Companions should go on strike.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Redrum!
Superhero secret power: flashing
Seriously Ew.
Ew
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
At least the name matches.
The creamsicle duo.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Too high to spell.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Were the proper spellings taken?
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
More like undead legend.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Apparently they have a republic division.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner