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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Underboob without pants is catching on
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Where is this giant gun attached?
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
The. Shoes.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Where is that attached?
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Did her underpants grow a cape?
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Wax? Please.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Feels a little breezy in here…
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
This might be a zebra.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
The dye job just looks like pubes.
What the eff is THIS?
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Antlers? Really?
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Color Fail
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Red and purple is a trap.
Flashers… again.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
This looks like a booger.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Boys Behaving Badly
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
This cat just looks… weird.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
At least he commits to his theme.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
At least the name matches.
Seriously Ew.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
The creamsicle duo.
Companions should go on strike.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Superhero secret power: flashing
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Ew
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Redrum!
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Apparently they have a republic division.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
