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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
The. Shoes.
Where is this giant gun attached?
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Where is that attached?
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
This might be a zebra.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Wax? Please.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
What the eff is THIS?
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Antlers? Really?
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Harley Quinn, the bee.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Color Fail
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Flashers… again.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
This looks like a booger.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Red and purple is a trap.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Boys Behaving Badly
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
This cat just looks… weird.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
The smile really sells this outfit.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
The creamsicle duo.
At least the name matches.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Ew
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Companions should go on strike.
Seriously Ew.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Redrum!
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
