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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Where is that attached?
Underboob without pants is catching on
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
The. Shoes.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Where is this giant gun attached?
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
This might be a zebra.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
What the eff is THIS?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
The dye job just looks like pubes.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Wax? Please.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Antlers? Really?
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Red and purple is a trap.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Color Fail
Harley Quinn, the bee.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Flashers… again.
This looks like a booger.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Boys Behaving Badly
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
At least he commits to his theme.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Superhero secret power: flashing
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
The creamsicle duo.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
At least the name matches.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Seriously Ew.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Ew
Redrum!
Companions should go on strike.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
