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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
The. Shoes.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Where is this giant gun attached?
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Where is that attached?
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Underboob without pants is catching on
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Wax? Please.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
This might be a zebra.
What the eff is THIS?
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Antlers? Really?
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Red and purple is a trap.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Color Fail
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Flashers… again.
This looks like a booger.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Boys Behaving Badly
The smile really sells this outfit.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
At least he commits to his theme.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
This cat just looks… weird.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Seriously Ew.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Companions should go on strike.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Redrum!
Ew
At least the name matches.
The creamsicle duo.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
More like undead legend.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Were the proper spellings taken?
Too high to spell.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
