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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
The. Shoes.
Where is that attached?
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Underboob without pants is catching on
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Where is this giant gun attached?
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Wax? Please.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
What the eff is THIS?
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Feels a little breezy in here…
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
This might be a zebra.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Antlers? Really?
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
This looks like a booger.
Red and purple is a trap.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Color Fail
Harley Quinn, the bee.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Flashers… again.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Boys Behaving Badly
The smile really sells this outfit.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
At least he commits to his theme.
This cat just looks… weird.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
These two also have problems with finding pants.
At least the name matches.
The creamsicle duo.
Companions should go on strike.
Ew
Redrum!
Seriously Ew.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Silly Names
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
Too high to spell.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Were the proper spellings taken?
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
