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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Underboob without pants is catching on
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Where is that attached?
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
The. Shoes.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Where is this giant gun attached?
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
What the eff is THIS?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
This might be a zebra.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Wax? Please.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Flashers… again.
This looks like a booger.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Color Fail
Red and purple is a trap.
Boys Behaving Badly
The smile really sells this outfit.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
This cat just looks… weird.
At least he commits to his theme.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
At least the name matches.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Seriously Ew.
Redrum!
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Companions should go on strike.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Ew
The creamsicle duo.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Silly Names
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Were the proper spellings taken?
More like undead legend.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
