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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Where is that attached?
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Underboob without pants is catching on
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Where is this giant gun attached?
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
The. Shoes.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Feels a little breezy in here…
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
This might be a zebra.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
What the eff is THIS?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Wax? Please.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Antlers? Really?
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Color Fail
Flashers… again.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Red and purple is a trap.
This looks like a booger.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Boys Behaving Badly
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
At least he commits to his theme.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Companions should go on strike.
Redrum!
Superhero secret power: flashing
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
At least the name matches.
Seriously Ew.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Ew
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Silly Names
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Too high to spell.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
