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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Where is this giant gun attached?
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
The. Shoes.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Underboob without pants is catching on
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Where is that attached?
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Did her underpants grow a cape?
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
This might be a zebra.
What the eff is THIS?
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Wax? Please.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Feels a little breezy in here…
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Antlers? Really?
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
This looks like a booger.
Color Fail
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Flashers… again.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Red and purple is a trap.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Boys Behaving Badly
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
At least he commits to his theme.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
The smile really sells this outfit.
This cat just looks… weird.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Redrum!
The creamsicle duo.
Companions should go on strike.
Superhero secret power: flashing
At least the name matches.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Seriously Ew.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Ew
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Silly Names
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
