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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Where is that attached?
Where is this giant gun attached?
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
The. Shoes.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Wax? Please.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
This might be a zebra.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Did her underpants grow a cape?
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Feels a little breezy in here…
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
What the eff is THIS?
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Antlers? Really?
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Color Fail
Harley Quinn, the bee.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Red and purple is a trap.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Flashers… again.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
This looks like a booger.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
At least he commits to his theme.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
The smile really sells this outfit.
This cat just looks… weird.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
The creamsicle duo.
Seriously Ew.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Companions should go on strike.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Ew
Redrum!
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
At least the name matches.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Silly Names
Worst Guild Name Ever.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Too high to spell.
More like undead legend.
Were the proper spellings taken?
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
