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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Where is that attached?
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
The. Shoes.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Underboob without pants is catching on
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Where is this giant gun attached?
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
What the eff is THIS?
This might be a zebra.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Feels a little breezy in here…
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Wax? Please.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Color Fail
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Flashers… again.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
This looks like a booger.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Red and purple is a trap.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Boys Behaving Badly
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
This cat just looks… weird.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
The smile really sells this outfit.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Redrum!
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Seriously Ew.
The creamsicle duo.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Companions should go on strike.
At least the name matches.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Ew
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
Were the proper spellings taken?
More like undead legend.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
