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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Where is this giant gun attached?
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Underboob without pants is catching on
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Where is that attached?
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
The. Shoes.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
What the eff is THIS?
Wax? Please.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
This might be a zebra.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Feels a little breezy in here…
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Antlers? Really?
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Color Fail
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Red and purple is a trap.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Flashers… again.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
This looks like a booger.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Boys Behaving Badly
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
This cat just looks… weird.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Ew
Seriously Ew.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
At least the name matches.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Redrum!
Superhero secret power: flashing
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Companions should go on strike.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
More like undead legend.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Were the proper spellings taken?
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
