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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Where is that attached?
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Where is this giant gun attached?
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Underboob without pants is catching on
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
The. Shoes.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Wax? Please.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
What the eff is THIS?
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Feels a little breezy in here…
This might be a zebra.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Antlers? Really?
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Color Fail
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Red and purple is a trap.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Flashers… again.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
This looks like a booger.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Boys Behaving Badly
The smile really sells this outfit.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
At least he commits to his theme.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Ew
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Redrum!
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Companions should go on strike.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Seriously Ew.
At least the name matches.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
The creamsicle duo.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Silly Names
Were the proper spellings taken?
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
