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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
The. Shoes.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Where is this giant gun attached?
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Where is that attached?
Underboob without pants is catching on
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
What the eff is THIS?
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Feels a little breezy in here…
The dye job just looks like pubes.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
This might be a zebra.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Wax? Please.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Color Fail
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Flashers… again.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
This looks like a booger.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Red and purple is a trap.
Boys Behaving Badly
This cat just looks… weird.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
The smile really sells this outfit.
At least he commits to his theme.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
These two also have problems with finding pants.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
Companions should go on strike.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Seriously Ew.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Redrum!
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
At least the name matches.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Ew
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
Apparently they have a republic division.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Too high to spell.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
More like undead legend.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
