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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Underboob without pants is catching on
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Where is this giant gun attached?
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Where is that attached?
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
The. Shoes.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
This might be a zebra.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Did her underpants grow a cape?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Wax? Please.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
What the eff is THIS?
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Antlers? Really?
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Red and purple is a trap.
Flashers… again.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
This looks like a booger.
Color Fail
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
At least he commits to his theme.
The smile really sells this outfit.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
This cat just looks… weird.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
The creamsicle duo.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Redrum!
Companions should go on strike.
Ew
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Seriously Ew.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
At least the name matches.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Too high to spell.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
More like undead legend.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Were the proper spellings taken?
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
