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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
The. Shoes.
Underboob without pants is catching on
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Where is this giant gun attached?
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Where is that attached?
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Wax? Please.
This might be a zebra.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
What the eff is THIS?
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Feels a little breezy in here…
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Antlers? Really?
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Red and purple is a trap.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Flashers… again.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Color Fail
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
This looks like a booger.
Boys Behaving Badly
This cat just looks… weird.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
The creamsicle duo.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Redrum!
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Seriously Ew.
Companions should go on strike.
Ew
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
At least the name matches.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Silly Names
Were the proper spellings taken?
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
More like undead legend.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Too high to spell.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.