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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Where is this giant gun attached?
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Underboob without pants is catching on
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
The. Shoes.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Where is that attached?
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Wax? Please.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Feels a little breezy in here…
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
This might be a zebra.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
What the eff is THIS?
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Red and purple is a trap.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
This looks like a booger.
Color Fail
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Flashers… again.
Boys Behaving Badly
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
At least he commits to his theme.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Superhero secret power: flashing
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
At least the name matches.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Seriously Ew.
Redrum!
Companions should go on strike.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Ew
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Silly Names
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
More like undead legend.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
