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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
The. Shoes.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Underboob without pants is catching on
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Where is that attached?
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Where is this giant gun attached?
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
This might be a zebra.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
What the eff is THIS?
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Wax? Please.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
The dye job just looks like pubes.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Feels a little breezy in here…
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Antlers? Really?
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Harley Quinn, the bee.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
This looks like a booger.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Red and purple is a trap.
Flashers… again.
Color Fail
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Boys Behaving Badly
At least he commits to his theme.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
The smile really sells this outfit.
This cat just looks… weird.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
At least the name matches.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
The creamsicle duo.
Ew
Redrum!
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Seriously Ew.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Companions should go on strike.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Silly Names
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Apparently they have a republic division.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
