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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet?  If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth.  This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.

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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob

We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.

Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Stupid Hats

(and other poor fashion choices)


Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Boys Behaving Badly
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Silly Names