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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
The. Shoes.
Underboob without pants is catching on
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Where is that attached?
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Where is this giant gun attached?
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
What the eff is THIS?
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Feels a little breezy in here…
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Wax? Please.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
This might be a zebra.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
This looks like a booger.
Flashers… again.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Red and purple is a trap.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Color Fail
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
This cat just looks… weird.
At least he commits to his theme.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
The creamsicle duo.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Companions should go on strike.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Redrum!
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
At least the name matches.
Ew
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Seriously Ew.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Silly Names
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Too high to spell.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
More like undead legend.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
