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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Where is that attached?
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Where is this giant gun attached?
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
The. Shoes.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Pants shortages are everywhere!
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Wax? Please.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
This might be a zebra.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Feels a little breezy in here…
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
What the eff is THIS?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Antlers? Really?
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
This looks like a booger.
Flashers… again.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Color Fail
Red and purple is a trap.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
The smile really sells this outfit.
This cat just looks… weird.
At least he commits to his theme.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Ew
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Superhero secret power: flashing
Redrum!
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
The creamsicle duo.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Seriously Ew.
At least the name matches.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Companions should go on strike.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Too high to spell.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
