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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Where is that attached?
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
The. Shoes.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Underboob without pants is catching on
Where is this giant gun attached?
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Did her underpants grow a cape?
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Wax? Please.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
What the eff is THIS?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Feels a little breezy in here…
The dye job just looks like pubes.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
This might be a zebra.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Antlers? Really?
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Flashers… again.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Red and purple is a trap.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Color Fail
This looks like a booger.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Boys Behaving Badly
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
The smile really sells this outfit.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Superhero secret power: flashing
The creamsicle duo.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
At least the name matches.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Seriously Ew.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Ew
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Companions should go on strike.
Redrum!
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
More like undead legend.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Too high to spell.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
