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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
The. Shoes.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Where is that attached?
Where is this giant gun attached?
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Feels a little breezy in here…
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Wax? Please.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
This might be a zebra.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
What the eff is THIS?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
This looks like a booger.
Red and purple is a trap.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Flashers… again.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Color Fail
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
This cat just looks… weird.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Ew
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Companions should go on strike.
Seriously Ew.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
At least the name matches.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Redrum!
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Silly Names
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Were the proper spellings taken?
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
