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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Where is this giant gun attached?
Underboob without pants is catching on
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
The. Shoes.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Where is that attached?
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Wax? Please.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
This might be a zebra.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
What the eff is THIS?
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Color Fail
This looks like a booger.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Red and purple is a trap.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Flashers… again.
Boys Behaving Badly
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
The smile really sells this outfit.
At least he commits to his theme.
This cat just looks… weird.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Ew
Redrum!
The creamsicle duo.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Companions should go on strike.
Superhero secret power: flashing
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
At least the name matches.
Seriously Ew.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
Too high to spell.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
