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Compensating For Fail

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 4, 2014 by NjessiApril 4, 2014

There is a definite downside in being able to work healing miracles – namely that it allows people who fail to get away with failing and continue to fail.  I have been working on my operative’s gear – and been … Continue reading »

Posted in Flashpoints | Tagged Epic Fail, Healing, People are Morons, Pugs, Scoundrel/Operative | 5 Replies

Subscriber In-Game Cartel Coin Purchase Discount: A Known Issue And Customer Service Fail

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 9, 2013 by NjessiNovember 12, 2013

Note: Patch 2.4.3 seems to have resolved this issue for me, but not for everyone affected, according to the CS forum. So, I bit the bullet and purchased 450 cartel coins with my credit card on the website in order … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Bugs, Cartel Market, Customer Service, Epic Fail, Rant, Subscription | 4 Replies

Cartel Coins In-Game And The Subscriber Discount: Of Course There’s A Catch

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 5, 2013 by NjessiNovember 5, 2013

Hey look, the in-game cartel coin purchasing thing is live!  I’m ready to get my big cartel coin pack at 50% off, yo. Starting today, you can purchase Cartel Coins from inside the game! No need to log out. Now … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Cartel Market, Epic Fail, Njessi Swears A Lot, Rant, Subscription | 9 Replies

Tales Of Fail

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on July 24, 2013 by NjessiJuly 24, 2013

Shit that has happened to me in only the last few weeks: As much as rocket boots are cool, they do not slow down your descent if you jump down an elevator shaft.  Bonus points if you’re in a pug … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Epic Fail, Njessi Is A Moron | 1 Reply

Customer Service “currently only offer[s] support for class story missions”

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 5, 2012 by NjessiJune 3, 2013

This weekend I was on the last component part for the HK quest.  The husband had taken the critter to Home Depot for Xmas lights, and I had uninterrupted game time.  The perfect time to do Maelstrom Prison.  Two kindly … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions | Tagged Customer Service, Epic Fail, HK-51 | 14 Replies

In Space Nobody Can Hear You Swear

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 19, 2012 by NjessiNovember 19, 2012

I’m just going to say this up front: I have no coordination and no ability to navigate.  I also get extremely motion sick whether something is actually moving or not (Imax, YUCK!).  It’s a fucking miracle that I drive my … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Missions, User Interface | Tagged Commendations, Epic Fail, Grinding, Interface Editor, Njessi Is A Moron, Njessi Is A Spaz, Njessi Swears A Lot, Space Combat | 6 Replies

Devs Explain Dude, Where Were My Comms?

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 29, 2012 by NjessiOctober 29, 2012

We Get Answers About Our Comms You may recall my unseemly reaction to the removal of BH comms from story mode EC bosses and chests without so much as a peep.  Well, a the devs put out a statement finally … Continue reading »

Posted in Operations | Tagged Black Hole, Commendations, Communication, Community, Epic Fail, Explosive Conflict, Gear, Njessi Is A Jerk, Njessi Is Sometimes Rational, Njessi Swears A Lot, Patch 1.4, Patch Notes, Rant | 4 Replies

This Makes No Sense

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 15, 2012 by NjessiOctober 15, 2012

My vanguard carries a blaster rifle.  My commando carries a giant e-peen gun.  In cut scenes, they draw their blasters menacingly.  Where did that blaster come from? My bounty hunter understands all the languages of the galaxy.  She can understand … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Bounty Hunter, Empire and Sith, Epic Fail, Logic Fail, Screenshot, Trooper | 6 Replies

Server Consolidation That Still Totally Isn’t A Merger

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 19, 2012 by NjessiSeptember 19, 2012

Tsk tsk Bioware.  You know, I’m trying to be positive and not like the gloom-and-doom hollerers out there, but you’re making it fucking HARD to be nice right now with this newest wave of mergers, I mean transfers, I mean … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Customer Service, Epic Fail, Njessi Swears A Lot, Rant, Server Transfers | 14 Replies

Getting Back The Raiding Mojo. I Mean Ops. Totally Ops.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 29, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

After a month – yes, you read that right, a MONTH – of being unable to raid due to family obligations, I am putting back on my big girl (hawt) pants, and my new shiny sand people shirt from the … Continue reading »

Posted in Guild, Operations | Tagged Epic Fail, Njessi Is A Moron, Raid Preparation | 3 Replies

Scavenger Hunting. FYI, I Fail.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 16, 2012 by NjessiAugust 16, 2012

Unlike last time, I’m actually doing this world event.  Well as much as I can before I go on vacation.  I’m a little pissed off that it’s gated because then I definitely won’t finish by the time I’m leaving – … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Missions, World Events | Tagged Epic Fail, Failing at Jumping | 5 Replies

Theoretical DPS

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 15, 2012 by NjessiAugust 15, 2012

Things I don’t miss about WOW: Meters Cookie cutter specs, where if you don’t use it, you FAIL Highest theoretical DPS Seriously, I may kick in the crotch the next person who talks about highest theoretical DPS.  This concept is … Continue reading »

Posted in Theorycraft | Tagged Combat/Carnage Spec, Dirty Fighting Spec, DPS, Epic Fail, Jedi Knight, Meters, Scoundrel/Operative, Scrapper Spec, Sentinel/Marauder, Smuggler, Theorycraft, Watchman/Annihilation Spec, World of Warcraft | 14 Replies

Do Not Wear This Either

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 13, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Vegas Showgirl is NOT an advanced class.  

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Epic Fail, Screenshot, Social Gear | 3 Replies

Armormech Heavy Armor (Republic) Boot and Glove Mismatch

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 6, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

Remember when I first discovered the boot mismatch for orange armormech recipes (heavy armor, republic)?  I didn’t have all the recipes at the time and hypothesized that some boots got “swapped” and went with the wrong sets. So now that I … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, Fashion | Tagged Armormech, Clothing Color, Epic Fail, Synthweaving | 6 Replies

Just When I Was Happy With Customer Service…

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 20, 2012 by NjessiJune 21, 2012

Edit: Oh hey, after a bunch of bloggers holler on the internet, it gets resolved… but it had nothing to do with the hollering… totally. ______________________ After an initial bad experience with customer service, I have been impressed with their … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Customer Service, Epic Fail, Njessi Swears A Lot, Rant | 7 Replies

Of Hoodies, Hats, and Hair

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 30, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

As you know, there’s no hood-down option.  And, for Jedi Sentinels, the vast majority of gear is hooded.  If I don’t want a hoodie, I have the following options: The Apprentice’s Vest.  This is a strange color and doesn’t match … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Hats, Bugs, Epic Fail, Hoods | 7 Replies

The Mystery Of The GM Time Suck

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 26, 2012 by NjessiApril 26, 2012

For those of you following along at home, remember Alex and I are co-GM’s of the guild The Snark Side.  And while she held the official GM title on one of her toons, she stealth-promoted me when I wasn’t looking. … Continue reading »

Posted in Guild | Tagged Epic Fail, Guild Leadership, Njessi Is A Spaz | 11 Replies

[Screenshot] There Are No Bugs On Soa. Also, Buy This Bridge.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 30, 2012 by NjessiMarch 30, 2012

So, we have been informed that there are no bugs on Soa.  Seriously.  Just none.  Beatable in greens.  Mmhm. This is a completely normal position for a dead person, right?

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Posted in Operations | Tagged Bugs, Epic Fail, Screenshot | 3 Replies

More Jumping And Falling And Failing

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 2, 2012 by NjessiMarch 19, 2013

I have a couple of stories of fail… First, as I mentioned in the comments of a previous post, I did manage to fall through a railing crack and fall off Coruscant. Second, Datacrons.  Fucking datacrons.  I follow my guildie … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Awesome Art, Datacron, Epic Fail, Failing at Jumping, Matrix Cube, Njessi Is A Moron | 6 Replies

We’re Gonna Raid. I Mean Operations.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 1, 2012 by NjessiOctober 6, 2012

So Friday is our first raid.  And the anxiety monster is full speed ahead in my little brain. 1. Did I completely fuck us over by choosing DPS?  Now, when I chose to switch to DPS from healing, there were … Continue reading »

Posted in Guild, Operations | Tagged Epic Fail | 6 Replies

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