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Flailing and Failing: Returning to the Game

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 30, 2017 by NjessiMay 30, 2017

The real life job that has been bullshit on my gaming schedule has receded to normal hours.  I’m patched up and ready to go. I have no fucking idea what I’m doing. I read the Dulfy guides, although it’s like drinking … Continue reading »

Posted in IRL, Operations, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Companion Conversations, Gear, KOTET, Njessi Is A Moron, Njessi Swears A Lot | 1 Reply

Chapter 11: Skytroopers, Swamp, And Seasickness

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 14, 2016 by NjessiApril 15, 2016

Yes, I know I haven’t dealt with Chapter 10 yet, and I don’t feel like it.  Maybe later. On to Chapter 11! **SPOILERS BELOW**

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Posted in Companions, Story Chapters | Tagged Alliance, Aric Jorgan, Bounty Hunter, KOTFE, Koth, Lana Beniko, Motion Sickness, Njessi Is A Moron, Njessi Swears A Lot, Romance Option, Swamp | 3 Replies

You Are Jealous Of My Hat

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on July 25, 2015 by NjessiJuly 25, 2015

Shut up, it looks awesome.  UR SO JELLY. And that, class, is how you solve a baldness problem (I’m going to end up race changing at the designer kiosk, I just know it.)

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Hats, Njessi Is A Moron, Screenshot | 2 Replies

I Am Not Immune To The Call Of Silly Fashion

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 23, 2014 by NjessiMay 23, 2014

My sith marauder is rocking this stunning ensemble which, previously, was hatless. And then I found a matching hat.  And I’m totally wearing it. I may have lost my mind.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Njessi Is A Moron, Sith Warrior | 7 Replies

Leaping, Jumping, And Ops

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 5, 2013 by NjessiAugust 5, 2013

You guys know how I suck at jumping, right?  Well, I totally do.  To the point that I get YOINKED by your friendly neighborhood sorc more often than I’d like to admit just to keep things rolling along. Anyway, we’re … Continue reading »

Posted in Operations | Tagged DPS, Failing at Jumping, Njessi Is A Moron, Scum And Villainy, Sith Warrior | 1 Reply

Tales Of Fail

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on July 24, 2013 by NjessiJuly 24, 2013

Shit that has happened to me in only the last few weeks: As much as rocket boots are cool, they do not slow down your descent if you jump down an elevator shaft.  Bonus points if you’re in a pug … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Epic Fail, Njessi Is A Moron | 1 Reply

Full Circle

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on July 15, 2013 by NjessiJuly 15, 2013

My very first toon was a scoundrel healer, before I fell in love with pwning face on my sentinel.  I had leveled the scoundrel up to 37 with my husband before swapping mains.  Then, after hitting 50 on the sentinel, … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Group and Ops Finder, Healing, Imperial Agent, Njessi Is A Moron, People are Morons, Scoundrel/Operative | 5 Replies

I Put On My Big Girl Pants And Did An Op

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 26, 2013 by NjessiJune 26, 2013

Two, actually. First was a 16-man Scum & Villainy Story Mode PUG.  Normally, I hate pugs.  But, in a fit of stupidity, I accepted the invitation.  Here’s why: I need gear I don’t know the fights at all and if … Continue reading »

Posted in Guild, Operations | Tagged Combat/Carnage Spec, Gear, Meters, Njessi Is A Moron, Pugs, Raid Preparation, Scum And Villainy, Sentinel/Marauder, Terror From Beyond, Watchman/Annihilation Spec | 1 Reply

I Wrote A Jedi Sentinel Guide

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 6, 2013 by NjessiMarch 6, 2013

… because I am clearly insane.  I was just frustrated that there aren’t a whole lot of guides out there… Anyway, check it out, and tell me if I did get something wrong, so I can fix it. (P.S. After … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, Operations, Theorycraft | Tagged DPS, Guide, Jedi Knight, Njessi Is A Moron, Sentinel/Marauder, Theorycraft | 20 Replies

In Space Nobody Can Hear You Swear

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 19, 2012 by NjessiNovember 19, 2012

I’m just going to say this up front: I have no coordination and no ability to navigate.  I also get extremely motion sick whether something is actually moving or not (Imax, YUCK!).  It’s a fucking miracle that I drive my … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Missions, User Interface | Tagged Commendations, Epic Fail, Grinding, Interface Editor, Njessi Is A Moron, Njessi Is A Spaz, Njessi Swears A Lot, Space Combat | 6 Replies

I Suck At Marking Targets

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 3, 2012 by NjessiOctober 3, 2012

So I did this: Also, I suck at drawing.

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Posted in IRL, Operations, User Interface | Tagged Gaming Peripherals, Keybinding, Njessi Is A Moron, Raid Leading | 6 Replies

A Wild Blogiversary Has Appeared

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 21, 2012 by NjessiSeptember 20, 2012

I’m seriously terrible at remembering any anniversaries, let alone my own.  Really.  I’ve been married for 6 years and have remembered… twice.  I’m sure I was good at remembering until I took an arrow to the knee. Fortunately, wordpress has … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web | Tagged Blogiversary, Njessi Is A Moron | 14 Replies

Crafting Insanity: The Things I Do For Fashion

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 6, 2012 by NjessiOctober 6, 2012

When 1.3 hit, I vowed to gather all the recipes.  Or at least to try. I made a spreadsheet. I searched the GTN every day. I did generally stupid things in pursuit of those elusive recipes. And now, check out … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, Fashion | Tagged Armormech, Njessi Is A Moron, Recipes, Spreadsheets Are Srs Bzns, Synthweaving | 11 Replies

Getting Back The Raiding Mojo. I Mean Ops. Totally Ops.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 29, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

After a month – yes, you read that right, a MONTH – of being unable to raid due to family obligations, I am putting back on my big girl (hawt) pants, and my new shiny sand people shirt from the … Continue reading »

Posted in Guild, Operations | Tagged Epic Fail, Njessi Is A Moron, Raid Preparation | 3 Replies

More Jumping And Falling And Failing

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 2, 2012 by NjessiMarch 19, 2013

I have a couple of stories of fail… First, as I mentioned in the comments of a previous post, I did manage to fall through a railing crack and fall off Coruscant. Second, Datacrons.  Fucking datacrons.  I follow my guildie … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Awesome Art, Datacron, Epic Fail, Failing at Jumping, Matrix Cube, Njessi Is A Moron | 6 Replies

Outside My Comfort Zone

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 6, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

I have always played healers.  The closest I got to DPSing is to play a DPS offspec of a healing class and TOTALLY SWEAR that I wasn’t going to heal with it… and then go ahead and heal with it. … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Alts, BSOCK, DPS, Healing, Njessi Is A Moron, Sentinel/Marauder | 9 Replies

Yes, I Backtracked To Get A New Jacket. Don’t Judge Me.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 19, 2012 by NjessiJanuary 19, 2012

With every jacket uglier than the last, I was stuck in my weird jacket with the doodads on the back and the horrendous neck roll… Which, I might remind you, is still better than the higher level crap that I … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Njessi Is A Moron, Smuggler | 5 Replies

I Think Legacy Names Are Pretentious

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 16, 2012 by NjessiJanuary 16, 2012

C wut I did thar?

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Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Njessi Is A Moron | 4 Replies

Character Appearance and Voice

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 30, 2011 by NjessiDecember 30, 2011

Have you gotten a toon into game and discovered that the voice coming out of your character’s mouth was just ALL WRONG?  Well, I did! See, I was unaware that the female trooper was so badass.  Like amazingly badass.  Like … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Character Creation, Little Jedi, Njessi Is A Moron, Trooper, Voice Acting | 10 Replies

I Fail At Beta

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 21, 2011 by NjessiNovember 21, 2011

The weekend of November 11-13, I beta tested SWTOR.  Now that the NDA is up, I can tell what I saw. I have almost nothing to report.  I am super-lame. Friday: Downloaded the client and patch. Went to WoW Raid. … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Beta, Epic Fail, Little Jedi, Njessi Is A Moron | Leave a reply

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