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Tag Archives: Empire and Sith

Sith Problems

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 29, 2013 by NjessiAugust 29, 2013

You know that a sith is trying to kill you if… He/she wants to meet you in a tomb, a temple, or the ruins of a temple or tomb. He/she wants to meet you in his/her office. He/she wants to … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories | Tagged Empire and Sith | 3 Replies

Malavai Quinn, Doctor of Whining

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 3, 2013 by NjessiJune 4, 2013

Holy geez, I thought Mako was a whiner, but prissypants Quinn takes the cake in this regard.  So far he’s QQ’ed to me about a bunch of things. “I don’t think we can wiiiin” – hello, I’m a Sith, I … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Companion Conversations, Companion Reactions, Empire and Sith, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Sith Warrior, Whining | 11 Replies

Fashion Honeymoon Is Over On The Sith Side

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 31, 2013 by NjessiMay 31, 2013

Remember how I said, not too long ago, “Every piece of armor I have gotten – green, blue, whatever  – has looked badass.” Well THAT euphoria came to a screeching halt when I got my latest upgrade. Sith in a … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, Fashion | Tagged Armormech, Bad Fashion, Belly Shirt, Empire and Sith, Gear, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Orange Gear, Screenshot, Sith Warrior, Synthweaving | 5 Replies

Sexual Harassment In Imperial-Controlled Space

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 30, 2013 by NjessiMay 30, 2013

Remember back when Issen tried to seduce Torian Bieber (AKA Bieber Fett)?  Yeah, that was interesting.  It felt to me not so much like an assertive female equal but rather a determined cougar trying to pry open his mandalorian codpiece. … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Bounty Hunter, BSOCK, Corso The Boy Scout, Doc, Empire and Sith, Girly Stuff, Iresso, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Romance Option, Sith Warrior, Spoilers, Torian Cadera | 10 Replies

Joining The Side That Has Cookies

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 23, 2013 by NjessiMay 23, 2013

So, I’m moving to the dark side.  The sith side.  The side with the silly accents and awesome fashion. When we first started the guild, we voted on faction.  Republic won by one vote.  Now it’s over a year later, … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Guild, Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Alts, Bounty Hunter, Burnout, Commando/Mercenary, Empire and Sith, Light Side And Dark Side, Sentinel/Marauder, Sith Warrior, The Snark Side | 14 Replies

Darth Lipliner, Meet General Eyeliner

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 23, 2013 by NjessiApril 23, 2013

Remember this fine specimen of a sith? Well, I was cruising along the consular story and I think he’s met his match.

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Posted in Class Stories, Missions | Tagged Bounty Hunter, Empire and Sith, Jedi Consular, Makeup, NPCs | 8 Replies

Adversity Makes You A Better Player: Leveling Without Healing

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 19, 2012 by NjessiDecember 19, 2012

If you had been sitting in my computer room around January of this year when I was leveling my Jedi Knight, you would have heard the swears flying, and it mostly sounded like this: Why the fuck don’t we get … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions, Missions | Tagged Bounty Hunter, Bowdaar, Cooldowns, Doc, Empire and Sith, Gunslinger/Sniper, Guss Tuno, Healing, Jedi Knight, Leveling, Mako, Njessi Swears A Lot, Scoundrel/Operative, Sentinel/Marauder, Smuggler, World of Warcraft | 18 Replies

Free-To-Play Shopping List

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 14, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 24, 2014

Guys, this is serious.  Are YOU ready to spend all your cartel coins that you’re getting for being subbed this last… almost-year?  I sure as hell am. Let’s. Go. Shopping! Saberist’s body armor.  150 cartel coins.  (Dulfy has a screenie.) … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, Fashion, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Cartel Market, Clothing Color, Empire and Sith, Free To Play, Legacy, Raw Materials, Shopping | 11 Replies

Attempts To Mug Sith For Outfits Largely Unsuccessful

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 25, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 24, 2014

Fortunately, we’re getting the cartel market. I have no research knowledge because I’ve had approximately zero hours this week to log in, let alone get on the PTS (har har).  If you want the “facts”, go see Dulfy or Darth … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Cartel Market, Clothing Color, Empire and Sith, Free To Play, Patch 1.5, Subscription | 9 Replies

This Makes No Sense

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 15, 2012 by NjessiOctober 15, 2012

My vanguard carries a blaster rifle.  My commando carries a giant e-peen gun.  In cut scenes, they draw their blasters menacingly.  Where did that blaster come from? My bounty hunter understands all the languages of the galaxy.  She can understand … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Bounty Hunter, Empire and Sith, Epic Fail, Logic Fail, Screenshot, Trooper | 6 Replies

Torian Bieber

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 24, 2012 by NjessiMarch 22, 2013

Ah, Torian.  Issen’s future love interest… I couldn’t wait to meet him (well… I could). ***Mild and potentially boring spoilers ahead about Torian Cadera, Bounty Hunter Companion.  You have been warned.***

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Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Akaavi Spar, Aric Jorgan, Awesome Art, Bounty Hunter, BSOCK, Class Storyline, Companion Affection, Companion Conversations, Companion Customization, Companion Reactions, Corso The Boy Scout, Empire and Sith, Mako, Njessi Is A Jerk, Romance Option, Spoilers, Torian Cadera | 5 Replies

Legacy Perks Blathering

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 9, 2012 by NjessiMarch 9, 2012

So… new stuff is coming via the legacy system, including: Unlock combat abilities for other characters via legacy system the class’s buff a signature spell such as force lightning (Thankfully usable during “heroic moment” only so you could only use … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Beta, Empire and Sith, Legacy, Star Wars Galaxies | 15 Replies

Empire Wanderlust

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 28, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

OK, what do I do once I finally hit 50?  I lust after the empire.  I don’t think the empire is necessarily “better” but it seems like the flavor of it is … exciting? For starters, the snark.  Whether I’m … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Alts, Empire and Sith, Light Side And Dark Side, Republic | 13 Replies

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