Tag Archives: Bikini
Violators of Imperial Edict P4N75
Several loyal imperial subjects have reported dissidents who have been observed violating Imperial Edict P4N75. Let this shameful display be a warning to troublemakers who threaten order and decency.
Continue reading »The Update To The Hall Of Shame In Which Readers Do All The Work
I’ve gotten SO many submissions lately that here’s a special reader-submitted Hall of Shame update – they’re sending them in faster than I can go through my own screenshots folder. For many of these, snarky comments were attached in the file … Continue reading »
The Forgotten Art Of Wearing Pants
I Can Never Log Out Of The Fleet. Too Much Bad Fashion.
Didn’t I just update the Hall of Shame? People apparently cannot refrain from looking like morons. Here are the newest fashion victims.
Continue reading »Newest Batch Of Hall Of Shame Inductees
When the weather is bad, and work is delayed, I have time to go through my screenshot folder and bring you the latest horrors from around town. Lucky you! These are all posted to the main fashion hall of shame … Continue reading »
Now With More Shame
The Hall of Shame has become super-large and unwieldy, and I’ll be revamping it in the next week or so. Until then, I don’t want to deprive you of the latest and not-greatest. First, let’s start with the horrific shirt … Continue reading »
Austin Community Cantina
I went to the Austin Community Cantina last night. I didn’t take pictures. I didn’t take notes. I didn’t ask questions prying for new information. The “real” blogs will bring you all the details anyway. Why should I work hard … Continue reading »
Doin’ It Rite: Outfits Showing A Moderate Amount Of Skin
I’ve mentioned before that it seems like the cartel market releases two kinds of outfits: covered up neck to wrist to toes or beyond skimpy (underboob is not cool). Well, this time, I think they’ve nailed the ideal balance. Observe, … Continue reading »
The Fleet Always Provides Fodder For The Hall Of Shame
Reader Submissions To The Fashion Hall of Shame
Remember, folks, you can always email me pictures of awesome fashion at njessi [at] hawtpantsrepublic [dot] com. Now to reader submissions! First, Shintar sent me a screenie of this interesting gentleman who is “apparently someone who’s well known for intentionally making … Continue reading »
The Ugly Side to Dyes and Cats
As always, welcome to another installment of “holy shit, I can’t believe they’re wearing that” – dye and cat edition. First up, we learn why we should limit the dyes that bioware comes up with. Really, BW? Would that color … Continue reading »
Latest Inductees Into The Fashion Hall Of Shame
Hey guys! I haven’t been shirking my duties – I’ve been studiously screenshotting horrid fashion on the fleet and putting it up on ye olde fashion hall of shame. Here are the latest inductees: Pants! What have these people … Continue reading »
My Totally Reasonable List of Demands for 2.1
Hey there, Bioware. Me again. It seems like Santa Bioware has been busily working on my list, and practically half these things are accomplished. Which means they have time for even more totally reasonable demands. Hooray! 1. More Zabrak Hairdos. … Continue reading »
I Heart Bikinis
So, I have a dirty little secret. I love bikinis and wear them around the fleet when I think nobody is looking. However, one of my guildmates caught me so it’s time to come clean. This totally accurate picture has … Continue reading »
Relaxed Jumpsuit Around The Fleet
Not the announcement you were looking for today, but I’m announcing my new Hall of Shame in which these creations are archived for future derision. Anyway, here is an entry for the new aforementioned Hall of Shame. This next one gets a … Continue reading »
Maybe It’s A Conspiracy At The Department Store
TO: Republic Designs Department Store RE: Your “Cartel” line – defective. I am writing to report to you that, as a happy purchaser of many of your new items in the “cartel” line, I have discovered some serious manufacturing defects … Continue reading »
The Fashion Police Takes Issue With The New Free To Play Video
Hey, it’s a new F2P video. Look at this cool scene with a bunch of people getting ready to pwn face! Keep looking. Do you see what I see? That’s right, it’s one of those ubiquitous bikinis! Too much boob! … Continue reading »
Do Not Wear This (Ever)
Obviously you guys love your bikinis, but I cannot stress this enough: There are crotch flaps and butt flaps attached to the top. They always look stupid! Observe, this might be marginally acceptable from the front, even though you can … Continue reading »
I Am Thankful I Did Not Wear This
Over the long weekend, guys, I could not stop screenie-ing. It was just one thing after another. The fleet is a hive of scum and villainy indeed. First, I want to point out that if you do a good job … Continue reading »