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Deputy Fashion Police Are On The Case

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 16, 2015 by NjessiMarch 28, 2016

Readers have sent in the newest batch of inductees into the hall of shame.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bad Names, Bikini, Hair Color, Hall Of Shame, Pants Optional, Reader Submissions | 7 Replies

Violators of Imperial Edict P4N75

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 28, 2015 by NjessiSeptember 28, 2015

Several loyal imperial subjects have reported dissidents who have been observed violating Imperial Edict P4N75.  Let this shameful display be a warning to troublemakers who threaten order and decency.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bad Names, Bikini, Hall Of Shame, Pants Optional | 2 Replies

Last Hall Of Shame For A While

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on July 16, 2014 by NjessiMarch 28, 2016

As a surprise to nobody, I’m playing Wildstar pretty exclusively right now.  I reserve the right to come back to SWTOR and I reserve the right to not.  In any case, there are still some reader-submitted fashion horrors that I … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Bikini, Hall Of Shame, Reader Submissions | 1 Reply

The Update To The Hall Of Shame In Which Readers Do All The Work

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 29, 2014 by NjessiMay 29, 2014

I’ve gotten SO many submissions lately that here’s a special reader-submitted Hall of Shame update – they’re sending them in faster than I can go through my own screenshots folder. For many of these, snarky comments were attached in the file … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bikini, Hall Of Shame, Pants Optional, Underboob | 8 Replies

The Forgotten Art Of Wearing Pants

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 16, 2014 by NjessiApril 16, 2014

Once again, another edition of “Honey, where are my paaants?’

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bikini, Good Fashion, Hall Of Shame, Pants Optional | 9 Replies

I Can Never Log Out Of The Fleet. Too Much Bad Fashion.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 25, 2014 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

Didn’t I just update the Hall of Shame?  People apparently cannot refrain from looking like morons.  Here are the newest fashion victims.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Hall Of Shame, People are Morons, Underboob | 4 Replies

Newest Batch Of Hall Of Shame Inductees

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 11, 2014 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

When the weather is bad, and work is delayed, I have time to go through my screenshot folder and bring you the latest horrors from around town.  Lucky you!  These are all posted to the main fashion hall of shame … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bikini, Hall Of Shame, Underboob | Leave a reply

Now With More Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 29, 2014 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

The Hall of Shame has become super-large and unwieldy, and I’ll be revamping it in the next week or so.  Until then, I don’t want to deprive you of the latest and not-greatest. First, let’s start with the horrific shirt … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bikini, Hall Of Shame, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Underboob | 6 Replies

Austin Community Cantina

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 23, 2013 by NjessiNovember 23, 2013

I went to the Austin Community Cantina last night.  I didn’t take pictures.  I didn’t take notes.  I didn’t ask questions prying for new information.  The  “real” blogs will bring you all the details anyway.  Why should I work hard … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, IRL, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Fan Sites, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Njessi Swears A Lot | 18 Replies

Doin’ It Rite: Outfits Showing A Moderate Amount Of Skin

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 18, 2013 by NjessiNovember 18, 2013

I’ve mentioned before that it seems like the cartel market releases two kinds of outfits: covered up neck to wrist to toes or beyond skimpy (underboob is not cool).  Well, this time, I think they’ve nailed the ideal balance.  Observe, … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bikini, Cartel Market, Good Fashion | Leave a reply

The Fleet Always Provides Fodder For The Hall Of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 10, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

Added these over the last few weeks:

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Hall Of Shame | 4 Replies

Reader Submissions To The Fashion Hall of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on July 8, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

Remember, folks, you can always email me pictures of awesome fashion at njessi [at] hawtpantsrepublic [dot] com. Now to reader submissions! First, Shintar sent me a screenie of this interesting gentleman who is “apparently someone who’s well known for intentionally making … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bikini, Cartel Market, Hall Of Shame, Pants Optional | 1 Reply

The Ugly Side to Dyes and Cats

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 21, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

As always, welcome to another installment of “holy shit, I can’t believe they’re wearing that” – dye and cat edition. First up, we learn why we should limit the dyes that bioware comes up with. Really, BW? Would that color … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bikini, Cathar, Clothing Color | 6 Replies

Latest Inductees Into The Fashion Hall Of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 6, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Hey guys! I haven’t been shirking my duties – I’ve been studiously screenshotting horrid fashion on the fleet and putting it up on ye olde fashion hall of shame.  Here are the latest inductees:   Pants!  What have these people … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Cartel Market, Republic Fleet | 4 Replies

My Totally Reasonable List of Demands for 2.1

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 2, 2013 by NjessiMay 2, 2013

Hey there, Bioware.  Me again.  It seems like Santa Bioware has been busily working on my list, and practically half these things are accomplished.  Which means they have time for even more totally reasonable demands.  Hooray! 1. More Zabrak Hairdos. … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Armor Dye, Bikini, Cartel Market, Character Names, Character Recustomization, Companion Customization, Gear, Hairdos, Makeup, Patch 2.1, Tattoos, Zabrak | 9 Replies

I Heart Bikinis

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 1, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 15, 2014

So, I have a dirty little secret.  I love bikinis and wear them around the fleet when I think nobody is looking.  However, one of my guildmates caught me so it’s time to come clean. This totally accurate picture has … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged April Fools, Bad Fashion, Bikini | 3 Replies

Relaxed Jumpsuit Around The Fleet

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 25, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Not the announcement you were looking for today, but I’m announcing my new Hall of Shame in which these creations are archived for future derision. Anyway, here is an entry for the new aforementioned Hall of Shame. This next one gets a … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Cartel Market, Good Fashion, Screenshot | 9 Replies

Maybe It’s A Conspiracy At The Department Store

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 9, 2013 by NjessiJanuary 9, 2013

TO: Republic Designs Department Store RE: Your “Cartel” line – defective. I am writing to report to you that, as a happy purchaser of many of your new items in the “cartel” line, I have discovered some serious manufacturing defects … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, IRL | Tagged Bikini, Cartel Market, Njessi Is A Spaz, Social Gear | 15 Replies

The Fashion Police Takes Issue With The New Free To Play Video

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 22, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 15, 2014

Hey, it’s a new F2P video.  Look at this cool scene with a bunch of people getting ready to pwn face! Keep looking.  Do you see what I see? That’s right, it’s one of those ubiquitous bikinis!   Too much boob! … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Free To Play | 3 Replies

Do Not Wear This (Ever)

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 13, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Obviously you guys love your bikinis, but I cannot stress this enough: There are crotch flaps and butt flaps attached to the top.  They always look stupid! Observe, this might be marginally acceptable from the front, even though you can … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, BOOB, Commando/Mercenary, Twitter | 2 Replies

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