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Tag Archives: NPCs

What’s With Darth Lipliner?

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 26, 2020 by NjessiOctober 2, 2020

So wait, he’s red. He’s not a zabrak (no horns) but he’s not a sith pureblood (no tentacles). Are we going to find out what his origins are? Is he transitioning to a new species? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged NPCs, Playable Species, Sith Pureblood, Zabrak | 4 Replies

Unintended And Unforeseen Consequences

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 27, 2014 by NjessiFebruary 27, 2014

This is my second time playing through the Imperial Agent story.  The first time, I went goody-goody. This time I’m pretty ruthless in getting the job done.  Collateral damage, whatever. Usually you know the consequences of your actions.  The NPC’s … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories | Tagged BSOCK, Imperial Agent, Light Side And Dark Side, NPCs | 8 Replies

Looking For BSOCK In All The Right Places

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 4, 2013 by NjessiSeptember 4, 2013

After being thoroughly disappointed with the empire-side boytoys, my assassin met Andronikos Revel, pirate of mystery.  Rawr. But she wasn’t ready to settle down on a moisture vaporator farm and pop out horned offspring quite yet.  On the very next … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Andronikos Revel, BSOCK, Companion Affection, Companion Conversations, Companion Reactions, NPCs, Romance Option, Sith Inquisitor | 4 Replies

[Spoilers] The Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth (on Makeb)

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 25, 2013 by NjessiApril 25, 2013

***Spoilers below about the Makeb romance story arc, Republic side. ***Thou hast been warned.

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Posted in Missions | Tagged BSOCK, Makeb, NPCs, Romance Option, Same Gender Romance | 1 Reply

Darth Lipliner, Meet General Eyeliner

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 23, 2013 by NjessiApril 23, 2013

Remember this fine specimen of a sith? Well, I was cruising along the consular story and I think he’s met his match.

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Posted in Class Stories, Missions | Tagged Bounty Hunter, Empire and Sith, Jedi Consular, Makeup, NPCs | 8 Replies

I Hate The Voss

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 30, 2013 by NjessiJanuary 30, 2013

I have this irrational hatred of those stupid Voss.  In every storyline where I’ve made it to Voss, they’ve pissed me off to no end.  Holier-than-thou shitheads, all of them. I just cannot stand their robotic adherence to their stupid … Continue reading »

Posted in Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged BSOCK, Corso The Boy Scout, NPCs, Voss | 18 Replies

On The So-Called “Gay Planet”

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 21, 2013 by NjessiMarch 19, 2013

So, I was all set to make fun of the whole… hubbub? scandal? QQ? about the so-called gay planet. I could do this all day!  Ahem, ok, let’s be rational now. We Agree To Disagree There are a lot of … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions | Tagged Awesome Art, BSOCK, Expansion, Makeb, Njessi Is Sometimes Rational, NPCs, Romance Option, Same Gender Romance | 19 Replies

Elara Is A Terrible Wingperson

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 17, 2012 by NjessiOctober 19, 2012

Saylah, my vanguard,  just got Elara, and I was kinda a fan.  I didn’t understand why other people complained that she was a stuck up spoilsport. She was competent, to the point, and… ***I GUESS THERE ARE MILD SPOILERS BELOW ABOUT … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Aric Jorgan, BSOCK, Companion Reactions, Elara Dorne, NPCs | 4 Replies

Darth Lachris, Fashion Victim

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 23, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Poor Darth Lachris.  She has the resources of a whole planet at her disposal, and she wears something like a hula skirt that makes her look like she has 2 asses.  

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Posted in Fashion, Missions | Tagged Bad Fashion, NPCs, Screenshot | 6 Replies

Surprise BSOCK!

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 26, 2012 by NjessiJanuary 26, 2012

Has this ever happened to you? NPC: So what are you up to? YOU: (choices) Saving the universe because I’m awesome like that. None of your business, jerk. [Flirt] Nothing much… You pick 3 and bam!  Fade to black! Wait, … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged BSOCK, Companion Conversations, NPCs, Romance Option | 39 Replies

Did I Get On The Right Ship?

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 25, 2012 by NjessiSeptember 21, 2012

I swear I’m in the twilight zone.  First, I see Risha, my companion whom I customized. Then I see Risha the NPC.  On my ship, in a different room.  Where she used to be BEFORE she became my companion. One … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions | Tagged Bugs, Customer Service, Epic Fail, Ivory, NPCs, Risha, Ship, Smuggler | 16 Replies

Questionable Morality

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 29, 2011 by NjessiJanuary 18, 2012

So, I’m not a roleplayer, and it’s really hard for me to develop “consistency” within a specific character because I often act the way the mood strikes me.  My characters definitely do not have much of their own personalities.  Having … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged -1 Of Shame, Companion Affection, Companion Reactions, Corso The Boy Scout, Light Side And Dark Side, NPCs | 14 Replies

An Open Letter To NPCs

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 26, 2011 by NjessiNovember 28, 2011

Dear NPCs, I’m trying to be a good person.  I really am.  But, sometimes you just gotta say “Jedi Code, Schmedi Code.”  If you mouth off to me, I will force choke you.  Kthx. Regards, Njessi the Trying-To-Be-Good-But-Mostly-Neutral

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Posted in Missions | Tagged Light Side And Dark Side, NPCs | 2 Replies

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