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Do Not Wear This (Ever)

Posted on December 13, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Obviously you guys love your bikinis, but I cannot stress this enough: There are crotch flaps and butt flaps attached to the top.  They always look stupid! Observe, this might be marginally acceptable from the front, even though you can … Continue reading »

Posted in Blogging and Web, Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, BOOB, Commando/Mercenary, Twitter | 2 Replies

Companions In Social Gear

Posted on December 11, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

As you guys know, companion match isn’t currently working (I don’t think it got fixed in today’s patch either).  Fortunately, the day before that happened, I had switched my companions into social gear sets (more or less) and they match … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged Bugs, Companion Gear, Doc, Jedi Knight, Kira Carsen, Rusk, Scourge, Social Gear | 7 Replies

Home Sweet Ship

Posted on December 7, 2012 by NjessiDecember 7, 2012

Time for the grand tour of my ship.  First, let’s look at my closet. Yes, I have 2 bank tabs devoted to fashion.  Don’t judge. Unlike the hideous mess that dominates every aspect of my life, in and out of game1, … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged BSOCK, Companion Gear, Doc, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Scourge, Storage | Leave a reply

Preview Window Made Awesome (Undignified Squealing!)

Posted on December 4, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 24, 2014

A little while ago I asked Santa Bioware for a few totally reasonable things, including a problem that was plaguing me for some time: color matching in the preview window (or rather lack thereof).  Well Santa Bioware obviously thinks I … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Clothing Color, Patch Notes, Preview Window | 7 Replies

Njessi’s New Outfit (Includes Space Pants)

Posted on November 29, 2012 by NjessiNovember 29, 2012

I finally decided on an outfit that I love and will probably wear for a good while. It also doesn’t seem to be something I see on the fleet (at all) so I’m unique-ish. For those who are keeping track … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armormech, Artifice, Cartel Market, Clothing Color, Jedi Knight, Legacy, Sentinel/Marauder, Space Combat, Synthweaving | 4 Replies

Dear Santa Bioware

Posted on November 28, 2012 by NjessiNovember 28, 2012

To: Santa Bioware, North Pole Austin From: Me Dear Santa Bioware, I’ve been really good this year and have not given anyone negative fifty dkp minus, even when they probably deserved it.  Here is a list of my totally reasonable demands … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion, SWTOR Generally, User Interface | Tagged Buffs and Debuffs, Cartel Market, Character Creation, Clothing Color, Companion Customization, Holidays, Legacy, Macros, Mouseover Macros, Njessi Is Sometimes Rational, Preview Window, Server Transfers | 10 Replies

I Am Thankful I Did Not Wear This

Posted on November 26, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

Over the long weekend, guys, I could not stop screenie-ing.  It was just one thing after another.  The fleet is a hive of scum and villainy indeed. First, I want to point out that if you do a good job … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bikini | 5 Replies

[Screenshots] My Companions May Sue Me For Sexual Harassment

Posted on November 21, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 24, 2014

Because this is their new uniform. Invisible chestpiece ftw.  Suck it, idiots who dress their companions in bikinis! This brings me one step closer to my pre-launch goal of having pool boy and cabana boy in speedos working on fashion … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged BSOCK, Cartel Market, Companion Gear, Doc, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Scourge, Screenshot | 7 Replies

Prevailing Through Space In the Name of Pants

Posted on November 20, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Guys, these Pilot Pants (70 fleet comms) are LITERALLY the best pants I possess.  On any toon.  Ever.  Here’s why: They color match beautifully. The material looks shiny and modern and goes with the new sithie slick cartel items.  Many of … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Cartel Market, Clothing Color, Commendations, Girly Stuff, Njessi Swears A Lot, Screenshot, Space Combat | 21 Replies

In Space Nobody Can Hear You Swear

Posted on November 19, 2012 by NjessiNovember 19, 2012

I’m just going to say this up front: I have no coordination and no ability to navigate.  I also get extremely motion sick whether something is actually moving or not (Imax, YUCK!).  It’s a fucking miracle that I drive my … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Missions, User Interface | Tagged Commendations, Epic Fail, Grinding, Interface Editor, Njessi Is A Moron, Njessi Is A Spaz, Njessi Swears A Lot, Space Combat | 6 Replies

[Screenshots] I Went Cartel Shopping and Didn’t Break the Bank (Yet)

Posted on November 16, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

So far I have been restrained and only bought 2 shirts. This is my current outfit: RED RED RED RED RED!  Also, shut up.  I know it’s a skirt.  The sith marauders wear skirts too.  It’s fine. If you are … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, Fashion | Tagged Cartel Market, Clothing Color, Legacy, Screenshot, Social Gear, Synthweaving | 14 Replies

Free-To-Play Shopping List

Posted on November 14, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 24, 2014

Guys, this is serious.  Are YOU ready to spend all your cartel coins that you’re getting for being subbed this last… almost-year?  I sure as hell am. Let’s. Go. Shopping! Saberist’s body armor.  150 cartel coins.  (Dulfy has a screenie.) … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, Fashion, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Cartel Market, Clothing Color, Empire and Sith, Free To Play, Legacy, Raw Materials, Shopping | 11 Replies

Do Not Wear This

Posted on November 9, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 24, 2014

I was trying to log out the other night on the fleet, but I could not, because every time I turned around there was something to SCREENIE. … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bikini, Chiss, Screenshot | 7 Replies

Get Thee To The Official Forums And Demand Fashion

Posted on November 1, 2012 by NjessiNovember 1, 2012

The devs have asked: Hey folks, the Cartel Market team wants your help and advice in determining possible future content. Specifically, they want to hear about what current in-game outfits you’ve been envious of that you would love to see … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Cartel Market, Clothing Color | 4 Replies

Attempts To Mug Sith For Outfits Largely Unsuccessful

Posted on October 25, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 24, 2014

Fortunately, we’re getting the cartel market. I have no research knowledge because I’ve had approximately zero hours this week to log in, let alone get on the PTS (har har).  If you want the “facts”, go see Dulfy or Darth … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Cartel Market, Clothing Color, Empire and Sith, Free To Play, Patch 1.5, Subscription | 9 Replies

I Like Inappropriately Large Backsides and I Cannot Prevaricate

Posted on October 11, 2012 by NjessiOctober 11, 2012

This may be my favorite patch note of all time, both for the content and for the wording.  On Test Server, Patch 1.5: More robes have been adjusted so that their backsides are not inappropriately large when worn. OK, if … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Patch 1.5, Patch Notes | 5 Replies

[Screenshot] Winter Is Coming

Posted on September 28, 2012 by NjessiSeptember 28, 2012

Can I be an honorary Stark? I think it goes particularly well with my toothsabers (look at the FANGS on those things) and is an outfit without a lot of hood/cape/cloak fabric flying everywhere. … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Sentinel/Marauder, Social Gear | 5 Replies

I Should Probably Say Something About Patch 1.4 Today

Posted on September 27, 2012 by NjessiSeptember 27, 2012

A few days ago I’m talking about our planned weekend of raiding and 1.4 dropping… (excerpted from my illustrious chat log…) I’m sure they will launch 1.4 at a time that is the most inconvenient for us like thursday and break all … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion, Operations, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Bugs, GTN, Moods, Patch 1.4, Terror From Beyond | 6 Replies

Quality of Life Improvements for Fashion! I Mean Gear…

Posted on September 20, 2012 by NjessiSeptember 20, 2012

Welp, after ranting like a loon the last couple of days, I’m a pretty happy camper today.  Check out the swtor blog about the doodads we’re getting in 1.4. 2 points I really really REALLY love.  I’m dotting my i’s … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion, Operations, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Gear, Patch 1.4 | 4 Replies

[Screenshots] Bikini Blunders

Posted on September 14, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Last night, in about 10 minutes hanging around the GTN stalking recipes, I saw the following… First, I’m not the only idiot to put Akaavi in a bikini: I’m going to pretend I started a trend.  Then not 2 minutes … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged Akaavi Spar, Bad Fashion, Bikini, Companion Gear, GTN, Kira Carsen, Screenshot, Social Gear | 4 Replies

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