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Tag Archives: Pool Boy and Cabana Boy

Sexual Harassment In Imperial-Controlled Space

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 30, 2013 by NjessiMay 30, 2013

Remember back when Issen tried to seduce Torian Bieber (AKA Bieber Fett)?  Yeah, that was interesting.  It felt to me not so much like an assertive female equal but rather a determined cougar trying to pry open his mandalorian codpiece. … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Bounty Hunter, BSOCK, Corso The Boy Scout, Doc, Empire and Sith, Girly Stuff, Iresso, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Romance Option, Sith Warrior, Spoilers, Torian Cadera | 10 Replies

Home Sweet Ship

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 7, 2012 by NjessiDecember 7, 2012

Time for the grand tour of my ship.  First, let’s look at my closet. Yes, I have 2 bank tabs devoted to fashion.  Don’t judge. Unlike the hideous mess that dominates every aspect of my life, in and out of game1, … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged BSOCK, Companion Gear, Doc, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Scourge, Storage | Leave a reply

[Screenshots] My Companions May Sue Me For Sexual Harassment

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 21, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 24, 2014

Because this is their new uniform. Invisible chestpiece ftw.  Suck it, idiots who dress their companions in bikinis! This brings me one step closer to my pre-launch goal of having pool boy and cabana boy in speedos working on fashion … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged BSOCK, Cartel Market, Companion Gear, Doc, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Scourge, Screenshot | 7 Replies

Meet the Girls

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 20, 2011 by NjessiDecember 20, 2011

OK, since the servers were down and all that junk, time to go through the screenshots folder. So far, this is my main. She’s level 13 and a Scoundrel (Sawbones).  Unfortunately, that means 2 pitiful heals.  The first 10 levels … Continue reading »

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged Character Creation, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Star Wars Galaxies | 8 Replies

[Spoiler] About The Female Trooper Romance Option

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 8, 2011 by NjessiSeptember 21, 2012

SPOILER WARNING: This post contains the identity of a romanceable male companion for the female republic trooper and the identities/characteristics of other romanceable companions in the game.  It does not reveal storyline of those romances, as I have no idea … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions | Tagged Aric Jorgan, BSOCK, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Romance Option, Trooper, Whining | 11 Replies

Companions and Why I Can’t Have a Pool Boy

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 26, 2011 by NjessiNovember 14, 2011

This was me when I first heard about companions: I shall have one companion and name him “Pool Boy.”  My second companion shall be “Cabana Boy.”  They can wear skimpy clothes on my starship whilst doing all the crafting making … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions | Tagged BSOCK, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Romance Option, Whining | 2 Replies

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