I Am Thankful I Did Not Wear This
Over the long weekend, guys, I could not stop screenie-ing. It was just one thing after another. The fleet is a hive of scum and villainy indeed.
First, I want to point out that if you do a good job matching an outfit, you get congrats – But I hereby take away those congrats when you top off the look with a stupid hat.
Second, bikinis. So many bikinis. SARCASTIC THANKS, CARTEL MARKET.
But see, look from the side. There is too much boob. Side boob. Bottom boob. Flat out excess of boob!
Just wearing the bikini bottoms (I refuse to call them “pants”) does not yield better results:
And, of course, people are dressing their companions in bikinis. These are twinsies!
Although this is less creepy than the non-bikini twins that were literally identical toons.
And finally a word of sage real-life advice. I know that you love hawtpants or you would not be here. However, do not wear these to the office christmas party:
Seriously. (Incidentally I discovered these, and several like it, mixed in with the office professional clothing section, not the teen section. Gag.)