Yes, I Backtracked To Get A New Jacket. Don’t Judge Me.

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With every jacket uglier than the last, I was stuck in my weird jacket with the doodads on the back and the horrendous neck roll…

A stylish neck roll. I have whiplash, officer, make that other starship captain pay for my pain and suffering.
I mean, what is that? A mini-backpack? We're gonna party like it's 1995!

Which, I might remind you, is still better than the higher level crap that I keep looting:

Metallic boobs are srs bzns.
A cape! Here I come to save the daaaay...

Then, as luck would have it, my sentinel finished a level 15 quest that I had skipped on my smuggler and the reward was a fully moddable chestpiece.  Hrm… brain connecting dots… fully moddable chest… from level 15 quest, probably not too ornate.

I have never logged back to my main so fast ever.  I abandoned my sentinel in the senate building and hauled my smuggly-butt back to Coruscant, picked up the quest, and got my very plain looking level 15 jacket.

Very normal...
No backpack included.

Sometimes the simplest low-level items do look the best.

Bad Fashion: Companion Edition

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There are at least 2 things wrong with this outfit.

Yes, that’s Corso’s butt.

(1) Green & Red?  It’s the Corso Holiday Edition, available for a limited time only.  If you pull the string on his back, he sings carols from Space-Georgia. I mean Ord Mantell.  Totally…

(2) Um, red butt?  Like a monkey.

I’m going to have to farm commendations so he doesn’t look like a festive holiday primate with a bucket on his head.

Edit: Ok yes, after posting this I realized today is SOPA day and I was intending to go dark or do something, but then Little Jedi got sick, and I mean up all night puking sick, and it completely skipped my mind, so I ended up posting random fluff as I sit here in my up-all-night-with-sick-kid stupor.  She’s fine now, by the way, and chipper, which is more than I can say for me.

Upper Hand: How the Eff Does That Work?

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Upper hand1 is difficult.  I’m having trouble wrapping my brain around it and it will take even longer for it to be second nature.  But I’m assuming that everyone else is having the same problem, right?

The “Build and Consume” Model

Simple premise.  You build up stacks of upper hand (up to 2) with certain abilities and consume upper hand with others.  Upper hand also provides passive bonuses with certain talents just for being up.  More on this later.

How You Build Stacks

For purposes of this article, I’m only including heals that build, not offensive abilities.

What You Spend It On

Well, all sorts of fun things!  Remember each of these eats one charge of Upper Hand, not 2.

How Do I Know That It’s Up?

Now, when it was only put up by Underworld Medicine, you knew it was up because you had just cast… Underworld Medicine.  Not rocket science.  But now that it can proc off slow release medpack, it’s less predictable and you have to pay more attention.

Buff Icon

There’s a teeny weeny buff icon that appears on your character’s buff bar with all the other buffs.  It’s frightfully small and annoying.  I rarely notice it.

Oh hay, 2 stacks
Just 1 stack

Abilities Lit Up

This is the “ghetto Power Aura” so to speak.  If your Kolto Pack/Emergency Medpac is available, you have upper hand.  If it’s grayed out, you don’t.  This won’t tell you how many stacks you have or how long it will remain up.

Now it’s up

Now it’s not

Sound

This is crazy but… there’s a giggle or a snicker.  A little titter when you proc upper hand off slow release medpac.  Listen for it!  It helps me know that I have a stack to spend, even if I’m focusing on health bars at the moment.

Keeping Up Versus Spending ASAP

You get passive bonuses for having upper hand up.  Healing Hand gives you a boost to healing which is the same regardless of whether you have 1 stack or 2 stacks up.  So it’s good to always have a stack up.

But if you don’t spend it, it’s a waste and a drain on energy.  What is the best course of action, but might be difficult, is to spend a stack only if you are at 2 stacks.  So you always have 1 remaining stack of upper hand up for the bonuses but you can still use it.  Once you get the second stack, feel free to spend it again.

Another reason you might want to keep 2 stacks active is that it takes time for the game to register that it’s up.  If you have zero stacks, then hit underworld medicine and then try to cast Kolto Pack at the end of it, there will be a delay where the game insists that you do NOT have upper hand active at all.

  1. For you Imperial Scum, it’s “Tactical Advantage” and should be basically the same deal. ↩

Fashion Police Officers Are Knocking At My Door As We Speak

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Yay a new orange fully moddable chest piece.

Wait.

That’s right.  The cape is part of the chestpiece.  It’s attached.  One guildie says “that looks like Dark Helmet.”  If Corso could have given me the -1 of shame for wardrobe, he would have.

And with that, I stripped out the mods and stuck em in my old jacket.  A cyborg’s gotta do what a cyborg’s gotta do.

Companion Gifts Explained: A Tale of Trial and Error

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If you want to bumble around and figure things out for yourself, best you stop reading now.  Otherwise, carry on.

Companion gifts have 3 major aspects:

  1. Type of gift (i.e. Military, Republic Memorabilia, etc)
  2. Rank of gift (Ranks 1-5 I think)
  3. Quality of gift (green, blue, purple)

We’re going to go through these in order…

Type of Gift

Your companion likes certain types of gifts, and it’s definitely a hierarchy.1  If you want to be efficient, you will look it up on one of those fan sites.  The hierarchy goes:

  • Love
  • Favorite 2
  • Like
  • Indifferent

Usually each companion has 1-2 “love” gifts.3  These are the ones you want to focus on.  This is because the drops from tier to tier are, generally speaking, by half.

Example: Presuming Rank 1 Gifts on a low-affection companion (more on this later) I found out that it would be +96 affection for a “love” gift, +48 affection for a “favorite” gift, and +24 affection for a “like” gift.  Give or take.  An “indifferent” gift will get you 0.  Waste of money.

Conclusion: For the most bang for your buck on gift type,

  • give the “love” gifts
  • give the “favorite” gifts if you happen to come across them (do not buy them).  Or sell them if you prefer.
  • sell the rest (or give them to your alts)

Rank of Gift

Gift rank is appropriate based on the current affection of that companion, not your level.  In general, you should give Rank 1 gifts until they start dropping in affection rating (i.e. something that used to give you +96 now gives you +54) at which point you move on to the next rank.

As with the above, the effectiveness of a gift rank drops by about half.  If your companion “needs” a rank 3 gift, the rank 3 gift might give +96, a rank 2 gift of the same type would be +48, and a rank 1 gift +24.

If you give too high a rank of gift, it’s overkill and you will waste points.  For example: If I give a “love” gift, Rank 1, to a companion with 1000 affection, I get +96 affection.  If I give that same companion a Rank 2 “love” gift, I will get +106.  Since the prices of the gifts go up non-linearly, this is a huge waste.

Again, pay attention to affection gains and once you start experiencing diminishing returns, bump up the rank of gift.  If I had to guess, I’d say you have to move up a rank every 2000 or 2500 affection points.4

Quality of Gift

If you give a blue or purple gift, you will get way more brownie points than a green gift.  However, the above rules still apply.  If your companion feels lukewarm (“like”) toward a certain gift type, a better quality gift won’t change that.  It is definitely not worth the expense.  Also, as much as you might like to surprise your companion with a huge Rank 3 gift, wait until your affection is around 5000 to present it (give or take).

How many more brownie points are we talking about here?  I would say that, compared to a green gift of the same type and rank, you get double for a blue and quadruple for a purple.5  Again, this is based on trial and error so I could be way off.

  1. To make things even more infuriating, some gifts are appreciated if they come from a female, and not so much if they come from a male – or vice versa.  This is mostly for courting and luxury gifts. ↩
  2. Some sites have “Love” and “Favorite” swapped.  I’m not sure which is correct and this is quite confusing. ↩
  3. Where to find companion gift lists: Swtor Things, Swtor Spy ↩
  4. According to SWTOR Things, the thresholds are at 2000.  I haven’t been paying as close attention, so I defer to them. ↩
  5. I got around 390 affection from giving Corso one purple weapon of the appropriate rank. ↩

Do I Really Need To Explain This?

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OK, I saw an inappropriate name in general chat the other day and I took it upon myself to report it.  I got back this response via email:

Greetings Njessi,

I am Protocol Droid [REDACTED] of Human-Cyborg Relations…

I have received your transmission regarding the player name “Cuhnt”. I just want to know what particularly is your issue with the name for us to verify if this is really something we should investigate.

Looking forward for your immediate response.

Please do not hesitate to contact us again if there is anything further we can help you with.

Galactic Support is our specialty…
Sincerely,

Protocol Droid [REDACTED] Star Wars: The Old Republic Customer Service

Really?  I have to explain this one?  Can’t Captain Obvious fly down from the sky and bean someone on the head?

So I wrote back to explain exactly how this one is trying to get around the name filter.

This is what I SHOULD have written though.

Greeting Protocol Droid,

Nothing is wrong.  Carry on.

Sincerely,

Pehnis and my alts Twaht, Cohck, and Anahlprobe.

/fahcepalm

Choices Coming Back To Bite You Later

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OK, this is awesome.  So I’m on my storyline quest (don’t worry, no spoilers, I’ll be vague) and I had the choice to (1) try to reason with this lady (light side), (2) punch her in the face and take the thing I wanted (dark side), or (3) kill her (presumably even MORE dark side.)  I wanted to kill her because she was pissing me off but, remembering Corso’s boy scoutishness, I punched her in the face instead (for which I got the -1 of SHAME).

Later on in that same quest line, I see her again playing a pretty central role.  Wow.  That’s pretty cool, because presumably if I had killed her, there would have been a completely different sort of encounter needed to progress on the storyline.  I have no idea what it would have been, but I’m INTENSELY curious.  Maybe I’ll ask the husband to kill her with his smuggler when he gets there so I can see what happens.

Character Appearance and Voice

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Have you gotten a toon into game and discovered that the voice coming out of your character’s mouth was just ALL WRONG?  Well, I did!

See, I was unaware that the female trooper was so badass.  Like amazingly badass.  Like kill you in the FACE badass.  And well, my trooper, despite her giant tattoo was just not badass enough.  The voice coming out was all wrong.

Out with the old...

So now she’s a zabrak who means SRS BZNS.

... and in with the PWN

OK, rerolling a lvl 11 toon was a bit painful (I had to delete the first one to reclaim the name), but better now than later.  Plus I am skipping some dialogue that I have done before and remember well.  What can I say?  It is easier the second time.

The new and improved trooper is casually at level 7, courtesy of the Master Jedi (Gramma) taking the Little Jedi to the park.