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Behold the Magneto Hat

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 21, 2021 by NjessiNovember 3, 2024

Yes, I know, I’ve been a posting slacker.  No apologies, been playing, not posting about playing.  Also been making awesome outfits!  Today we are going to talk about my magneto hat. It goes with all things gold and keeps the sun off baldy’s pale, pale scalp.

Patient defender hat
Noble Councillor’s set (with dynamic paladin pants)
Lucien Draay’s set (dark red/black dye, maybe deep red/black)
Hallowed gothic set (black/deep red dye)

For some of these I had to individually dye the hat (primary color, no secondary, so black/whatever).  Totally worth it.  You may now be jelly.

Posted in Fashion | 6 Replies

Consular Crew Party

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 1, 2020 by NjessiDecember 1, 2020

After months away, I come back, and realize that I haven’t finished all my consular companion quests yet.  Fortunately, the only one who matters is Qyzen, because you have to schlep somewhere.  Everyone else can be talked to on ship.  My quest log says Qyzen wants to go to Tatooine (or Taris, somewhere), so I get to the spaceport, summon him and…

What the HELL, dude!  Why are you in your panties in the spaceport?

I quickly pulled some gear out of my collections for Qyzen’s dignity and moved on to addressing the rest of my crew on the ship.

Pants?
Where pants?
Maybe they’re in the conference room.
Or the medbay?

What have they been doing while I was gone?

I will leave you now with the fun thought that in my stronghold, almost every day there is a random naked companion bugged out in there.

Posted in Companions, Stronghold | Tagged Aric Jorgan, Iresso, Jedi Consular, Nadia, Qyzen Fess, Tharan Cedrax, Zenith | 10 Replies

Bad Fashion, Little Jedi Edition

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 30, 2020 by NjessiNovember 3, 2024

She learns so quickly!

Posted in Fashion | 7 Replies

I didn’t cleanse you because my button stuck

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 16, 2020 by NjessiOctober 16, 2020

No, seriously, the cleanse button on my naga is sticking. So I used compressed air and it works… most of the time.

The next day, it was prime day. And what do I see? Razer peripherals up to 50% off…

We all know what happened next:

Shiny

Well except I saved so much money that I had to pick up one of these:

Pretty colors!

So um yeah, shut up, I’m stuck in this house and I deserve shinies.

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged PC Hardware | 9 Replies

Shocked By Little Jedi’s Choices

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 9, 2020 by NjessiOctober 9, 2020

The impossible has happened. Little Jedi is tanking on her Assassin (she is a big fan of stealth classes). And she likes it!

We all already know she’s good at it. She is my spawn, after all.

She runs in there screaming “Hey I’m Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!”

We can discuss later whether it’s good parenting or awesome parenting to let her watch Rick and Morty.

With LJ’s already considerable tanking skills, my healing skills, and dad’s pewpew, we attempted a veteran flashpoint – you know, the kind where you are supposed to be able to bring in 4 dps and bullshit your way through it.

We got Maelstrom Prison. It was not bullshit. We had a dedicated healer and tank and wiped. We looked up all the mechanics and were doing what we were supposed to be doing. Still wiped. Multiple times.

Dude, fuck that flashpoint right in the ear. If I get it again, I’m quitting and just eating the 20 minute lockout timer. As it is, we’re now afraid to do a flashpoint on the republic side in case we get it again.

Posted in Flashpoints, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Assassin, Little Jedi, Maelstrom Prison Sucks, Republic, Tanking | 3 Replies

The Family That Plays Together

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 29, 2020 by NjessiNovember 3, 2024

So the other night, I’m roaming around SWTOR and I send Little Jedi a tell.

Me: I’m bored.

LJ: What do you want me to do about it?

Me: RUDE.

OK fine, teens don’t want to play with their mommas. Whatever. Last night:

Me: Sup Nerd.

LJ: Excuse me but who is this?

Me: UR MOM (no seriously)

Me: But you were very polite when you thought I was a stranger

My bad for not giving her the names of all my alts.

Posted in SWTOR Generally | 10 Replies

What Comes Next?

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 27, 2020 by NjessiOctober 2, 2020
Awesome, wow!

Oh come on. You know you watched Hamilton on someone’s Disney+ account. Even my mom did. Get with the program.

Anyway, I teamed up with Hawt Twi’lek and killed all the things. Like this guy.

Haha dead.

She won’t respond to my flirts. Rude.

I think I finished the story for now and um, now what? Play through the story pub side next, then who knows? Little Jedi has her own guild and she is doing her own thing. I came back to a guild that basically didn’t exist, no big surprise there. Guild searching sounds like an extreme pain in the ass, considering I have no interest in dealing with millennials. LFG, minimum age 35. I had to check to see that I’m on Star Forge server, post-server-merge #3 (possibly further consolidation while I was gone).

Any ideas?

Posted in Companions, Guild, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Guild Search, Little Jedi, Romance Option, Same Gender Romance, Server Merge | 6 Replies

What’s With Darth Lipliner?

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 26, 2020 by NjessiOctober 2, 2020
What’s black and silver and red all over?

So wait, he’s red. He’s not a zabrak (no horns) but he’s not a sith pureblood (no tentacles). Are we going to find out what his origins are? Is he transitioning to a new species? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted in SWTOR Generally | Tagged NPCs, Playable Species, Sith Pureblood, Zabrak | 4 Replies

It Lives!

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 24, 2020 by NjessiOctober 2, 2020

Little Jedi’s new pc arrived, meaning the old pc is now in my sweaty hands. I admit that it was a JOY to just plug something in and have it work. She was back in SWTOR quickly after reinstalling.

We didn’t buy it just because it’s pretty but LOOK HOW PRETTY

Don’t worry, I still got my “PC building fix” – now with improved swearing. Between my old pc and her old pc, I have combined them into an awesome “super old but functional pc”. It’s definitely snappier than my old pc and has better graphics than her old pc.

Why don’t YOU have multicolor LED lights?

Get ready for the further adventures of Little Jedi (and, to a lesser extent, me).

Posted in Gaming, IRL, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Little Jedi, Njessi Swears A Lot, PC Hardware | 2 Replies

RIP PC

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 17, 2020 by NjessiSeptember 17, 2020

My newly resurrected PC has been tragically conquered by windows updates. I did all the things to get it to live again, even a factory reset. Nope. OS won’t boot. Now, I could bang my head against it for a few more hours but it’s at least 7-8 years old and had boot problems before I mothballed it.

My loss is Little Jedi’s gain. The plan was a new Christmas PC, but we’re moving up the timetable to a new Now PC. I get the hand-me-down (which is only 4-5 years old, lol) and life goes on.

The question is – do we build the PC? Years ago that seemed like a good idea. Now I just want to skip the swearing portion of the day and go directly to “plug it in and boot up.” (If anyone has a recommendation, I’m so ready to spend less money.)

See you on the flipside.

Posted in Gaming, IRL | Tagged Little Jedi, PC Hardware | 6 Replies

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