Tales Of Fail
Shit that has happened to me in only the last few weeks: As much as rocket boots are cool, they do not slow down your descent if you jump down an elevator shaft. Bonus points if you’re in a pug … Continue reading »
Tag Archives: Epic Fail
Do Not Wear This Either
We’re Gonna Raid. I Mean Operations.
So Friday is our first raid. And the anxiety monster is full speed ahead in my little brain. 1. Did I completely fuck us over by choosing DPS? Now, when I chose to switch to DPS from healing, there were … Continue reading »
[Screenshots] It’s Kinda Like Dancing On Mailboxes
At which point, I utter some uncouth language. Little Jedi responds: “Mommy, what’s a ‘stinky ho’?” /facepalm (at least she didn’t pick up the word “skanky”…)
Continue reading »Did I Get On The Right Ship?
I swear I’m in the twilight zone. First, I see Risha, my companion whom I customized. Then I see Risha the NPC. On my ship, in a different room. Where she used to be BEFORE she became my companion. One … Continue reading »
Fashion Police Officers Are Knocking At My Door As We Speak
Yay a new orange fully moddable chest piece. Wait. That’s right. The cape is part of the chestpiece. It’s attached. One guildie says “that looks like Dark Helmet.” If Corso could have given me the -1 of shame for wardrobe, … Continue reading »
Do I Really Need To Explain This?
OK, I saw an inappropriate name in general chat the other day and I took it upon myself to report it. I got back this response via email: Greetings Njessi, I am Protocol Droid [REDACTED] of Human-Cyborg Relations… I have … Continue reading »
Tracking Buff Procs
Yes, I am whining again about the UI. But seriously! OK, I have this… thing called “upper hand.” Without getting too technical for you non-smugglers out there, certain abilities trigger “upper hand” and certain abilities consume it. I can have … Continue reading »
The Uncoordinated Agent
I am not a Super Mario star. For those of you coming from Murloc Parliament, you know full well that I can’t jump on or off anything with any sort of accuracy. Imagine my distaste when I quest required me … Continue reading »
I Fail At Beta
The weekend of November 11-13, I beta tested SWTOR. Now that the NDA is up, I can tell what I saw. I have almost nothing to report. I am super-lame. Friday: Downloaded the client and patch. Went to WoW Raid. … Continue reading »
Inconvenient Relatives, Annoying Holidays, and Release Date
My mom is visiting in late November (Thanksgiving). Ok, no big deal… it’s unlikely that the early access for preorders will start that early. My dad wants to visit “mid-December.” Yargh. That will probably be right during early access. And … Continue reading »