Remember how I said, not too long ago, “Every piece of armor I have gotten – green, blue, whatever – has looked badass.” Well THAT euphoria came to a screeching halt when I got my latest upgrade. Sith in a … Continue reading »
As always, welcome to another installment of “holy shit, I can’t believe they’re wearing that” – dye and cat edition. First up, we learn why we should limit the dyes that bioware comes up with. Really, BW? Would that color … Continue reading »
Hey guys! I haven’t been shirking my duties – I’ve been studiously screenshotting horrid fashion on the fleet and putting it up on ye olde fashion hall of shame. Here are the latest inductees: Pants! What have these people … Continue reading »
So, I have a dirty little secret. I love bikinis and wear them around the fleet when I think nobody is looking. However, one of my guildmates caught me so it’s time to come clean. This totally accurate picture has … Continue reading »
Not the announcement you were looking for today, but I’m announcing my new Hall of Shame in which these creations are archived for future derision. Anyway, here is an entry for the new aforementioned Hall of Shame. This next one gets a … Continue reading »
I was wandering about and saw this weird bare-leg outfit but I can’t decide whether it’s awful or awesome. It has kind of a Xena feel, right? If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been around much. My work has dialed … Continue reading »
Hey, it’s a new F2P video. Look at this cool scene with a bunch of people getting ready to pwn face! Keep looking. Do you see what I see? That’s right, it’s one of those ubiquitous bikinis! Too much boob! … Continue reading »
Obviously you guys love your bikinis, but I cannot stress this enough: There are crotch flaps and butt flaps attached to the top. They always look stupid! Observe, this might be marginally acceptable from the front, even though you can … Continue reading »
Over the long weekend, guys, I could not stop screenie-ing. It was just one thing after another. The fleet is a hive of scum and villainy indeed. First, I want to point out that if you do a good job … Continue reading »
I was trying to log out the other night on the fleet, but I could not, because every time I turned around there was something to SCREENIE.
Continue reading »This may be my favorite patch note of all time, both for the content and for the wording. On Test Server, Patch 1.5: More robes have been adjusted so that their backsides are not inappropriately large when worn. OK, if … Continue reading »
Last night, in about 10 minutes hanging around the GTN stalking recipes, I saw the following… First, I’m not the only idiot to put Akaavi in a bikini: I’m going to pretend I started a trend. Then not 2 minutes … Continue reading »
Some dude had dressed his Kira in a bikini – honestly, why do guys DO that? Sigh. Anyway, if all the cool kids were bringing out their bikini-clad companion, I’ll be damned if I’ll be left out of that party. … Continue reading »
Poor Darth Lachris. She has the resources of a whole planet at her disposal, and she wears something like a hula skirt that makes her look like she has 2 asses.
Continue reading »OK, what I mean here is the damn dangly crotch strap on certain (most) Jedi robes. But if I put “crotch” in the title, I get a lot of spam. After they fixed the headgear bug, I was all excited … Continue reading »
Yay I got a pants token and it’s awesome and OH SON OF A MALFUNCTIONING HYPERDRIVE… If I were to wear a leaf butt, nobody would pay attention because they would be STARING AT MY SKUNK CROTCH. Sing it again, … Continue reading »
I got the awesomest new belt, guys! And when I realized how “awesome” it was, I had already DE’ed RE’ed my old one. Actually, more than a leaf or a heart, it reminds me of Pingu’s snowboarding adventures and how … Continue reading »
There are at least 2 things wrong with this outfit. (1) Green & Red? It’s the Corso Holiday Edition, available for a limited time only. If you pull the string on his back, he sings carols from Space-Georgia. I mean … Continue reading »
