My Awesome New Belt
I got the awesomest new belt, guys! And when I realized how “awesome” it was, I had already DE’ed RE’ed my old one.
Actually, more than a leaf or a heart, it reminds me of Pingu’s snowboarding adventures and how his friends strapped a pillow to his butt to cushion his falls…
In case you’re wondering how this saga turned out, I narrowly escaped the clutches of the Fashion Police. I crafted a bunch of green belts with synthweaving until I managed to RE a blue recipe out of it, and then crafted myself a normal looking belt, though with ever-so-slightly worse stat distribution. To quote Darth Meatloaf: “I would do anything for stats, but I won’t do that.”