Reunited And It Feels So Stabby
Guess who I ran into on Iokath? That’s right, my bestie, Quinn! ***OBLIGATORY SPOILER WARNING HERE***
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Quinn, My Bestie, Where Are You?
I was quite giddy about the thought of choking Quinn again… and again… and again… ahem, I’ll stop now. Imagine my disappointment when I get to the end of KOTET and I haven’t seen him yet. Well, I was trying … Continue reading »
Companion Fashion Police Contest! Win Goodies!
Because punishing Quinn really never gets old, Exile of Tor-Fashion and I are teaming up to bring you the Companion Fashion Police Contest! Step 1: Dress least favorite companion in something dumb. Not a bikini. Please, no bikinis. Spare … Continue reading »
KOTFE Day Two: Electric Boogaloo
Last night, I continued my trek in Inventory Management of the Old Republic. Yeah, no stories yet, still getting my shit in order. Ship droid is still AWOL. Andronikos refuses to dual wield, even in DPS spec. Boooo. Idiots are coming … Continue reading »
Drinking Coffee Talking About KOTFE
I had maybe 40 minutes of play time after all the patching was done. Didn’t even get into story. But here’s what I noticed: “B” is no longer your inventory. It’s your companion crafting interface. Not to be confused with your … Continue reading »
Hall Of Shame (Insert Clever Title Here)
First, the reader-submitted items: Werdla saw this pantsless wonder: And Shintar found these lovely blue specimens: Now, on to my screenies, mostly from the fleet.
Continue reading »Now With More Shame
The Hall of Shame has become super-large and unwieldy, and I’ll be revamping it in the next week or so. Until then, I don’t want to deprive you of the latest and not-greatest. First, let’s start with the horrific shirt … Continue reading »
Quinn Feels Pretty (But I Feel Prettier)
I spent way too much money getting the entire Jori Daragon set because I want Quinn to SUFFER wearing man-panties. (With the entire set, I can add to collections and punish all my companions similarly.) I wanted to get a … Continue reading »
Austin Community Cantina
I went to the Austin Community Cantina last night. I didn’t take pictures. I didn’t take notes. I didn’t ask questions prying for new information. The “real” blogs will bring you all the details anyway. Why should I work hard … Continue reading »
Punishing Quinn More
As you recall, I had punished Quinn by putting him in an embarrassing miniskirt. Imagine my delight when Patch 2.4 allowed us to dye lore gear, and my victory could be complete.
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Quinn is annoying me. He stands smugly on the bridge all the time. “Hi there. I realize you want to kill me. But you can’t.” Well, at least he doesn’t get to be smug in a snazzy outfit. Quinn: you … Continue reading »
Treek The Awesome (Quinn Is So Fired)
I just got Treek, and so far I’m pretty happy. Although, honestly, I was about to slap the shit out of that droid that kept calling her “it”. No, droidbrain, you’re an “it”. Treek is a “she”. Get it right. … Continue reading »
Jub Jub. Quinn, You’re Fired.
Dear Quinn, As you may be aware, since I know full well that you have bugged my private holocomm, we are to be getting a new member of the crew. Effective immediately, you are relieved of your field duties, and … Continue reading »
The Path To Makeb Is Paved With Stupidity
Well, I finished my class story and it was AAAWESOME. Be a sith warrior. Seriously. There is so much badassery. Then I made my outfit. I am going for a “completely crafted by me” set… although obviously not crafted by … Continue reading »
Parallel Paths: Companion Conversations And Class Story
I have long suspected that it is pretty much impossible to predict when someone will trigger a companion conversation, and when that will occur in the overarching story. The companion dialogue has to be written essentially blind and not reference … Continue reading »
In Fact, Pierce Is Better Than Quinn Too
Malavai Quinn keeps sinking lower in my estimation. He never shuts the hell up, thinks he runs my ship, and totally does NOT remind me of my husband as he keeps being an anal-retentive twit. The honeymoon’s over, if it … Continue reading »
Jaesa Wilsaam Is Better Than Quinn
After having to listen to Quinn’s bullshit for however-many levels (I should have taken Vette with me instead), I was looking forward to a new companion. ***SPOILERS ABOUT JAESA WILSAAM, SITH WARRIOR COMPANION***
Continue reading »Malavai Quinn, Doctor of Whining
Holy geez, I thought Mako was a whiner, but prissypants Quinn takes the cake in this regard. So far he’s QQ’ed to me about a bunch of things. “I don’t think we can wiiiin” – hello, I’m a Sith, I … Continue reading »
Fashion Honeymoon Is Over On The Sith Side
Remember how I said, not too long ago, “Every piece of armor I have gotten – green, blue, whatever – has looked badass.” Well THAT euphoria came to a screeching halt when I got my latest upgrade. Sith in a … Continue reading »
Sexual Harassment In Imperial-Controlled Space
Remember back when Issen tried to seduce Torian Bieber (AKA Bieber Fett)? Yeah, that was interesting. It felt to me not so much like an assertive female equal but rather a determined cougar trying to pry open his mandalorian codpiece. … Continue reading »