Oh come on. You know you watched Hamilton on someone’s Disney+ account. Even my mom did. Get with the program. Anyway, I teamed up with Hawt Twi’lek and killed all the things. Like this guy. She won’t respond to my … Continue reading »
Yes, I know I haven’t dealt with Chapter 10 yet, and I don’t feel like it. Maybe later. On to Chapter 11! **SPOILERS BELOW**
Continue reading »So I got back from a long visit to the grandparents a few days ago. Just me and the kiddo. While thehusband got uninterrupted alone-time at home. You can guess which one of us got the better bargain on that … Continue reading »
Inspired by Mistress of Mordor’s Flirt Statistics, I started my own spreadsheet on the BSOCK1 possibilities with companions only. Keep it small, right? Now, ignoring the unfairness of SGR not being added in for companions (but I get the logistical … Continue reading »
Dear Corso, By now you should have been served process that I’m filing for dissolution of marriage in the district of Ord Mantell. I could say “it’s not you, it’s me” but that would be a lie, because it’s definitely … Continue reading »
After being thoroughly disappointed with the empire-side boytoys, my assassin met Andronikos Revel, pirate of mystery. Rawr. But she wasn’t ready to settle down on a moisture vaporator farm and pop out horned offspring quite yet. On the very next … Continue reading »
Vector Hyllus, bug man. WHAT THE HELL, BIOWARE!? Not cool. Not cool at all. So far, I’m not terribly impressed with the imp-side romance options. First there’s Torian Bieber, the clueless. Then Malavai Quinn the… well I could go on … Continue reading »
Well, I finished my class story and it was AAAWESOME. Be a sith warrior. Seriously. There is so much badassery. Then I made my outfit. I am going for a “completely crafted by me” set… although obviously not crafted by … Continue reading »
I have long suspected that it is pretty much impossible to predict when someone will trigger a companion conversation, and when that will occur in the overarching story. The companion dialogue has to be written essentially blind and not reference … Continue reading »
Malavai Quinn keeps sinking lower in my estimation. He never shuts the hell up, thinks he runs my ship, and totally does NOT remind me of my husband as he keeps being an anal-retentive twit. The honeymoon’s over, if it … Continue reading »
After having to listen to Quinn’s bullshit for however-many levels (I should have taken Vette with me instead), I was looking forward to a new companion. ***SPOILERS ABOUT JAESA WILSAAM, SITH WARRIOR COMPANION***
Continue reading »Remember back when Issen tried to seduce Torian Bieber (AKA Bieber Fett)? Yeah, that was interesting. It felt to me not so much like an assertive female equal but rather a determined cougar trying to pry open his mandalorian codpiece. … Continue reading »
***Spoilers below about the Makeb romance story arc, Republic side. ***Thou hast been warned.
Continue reading »Thehusband and I just started Makeb. We’re recapturing our SWTOR “honeymoon period” by running all the quests together and seeing the new content together for the first time. The rationale for this is that we’ll get to 55 no matter … Continue reading »
So, I was all set to make fun of the whole… hubbub? scandal? QQ? about the so-called gay planet. I could do this all day! Ahem, ok, let’s be rational now. We Agree To Disagree There are a lot of … Continue reading »
Ah, Torian. Issen’s future love interest… I couldn’t wait to meet him (well… I could). ***Mild and potentially boring spoilers ahead about Torian Cadera, Bounty Hunter Companion. You have been warned.***
Continue reading »OK, evil needs a cookie. Seriously. Let’s check out the romanceable female companions for sith side: Mako – body type 1 Kaliyo – body type 1 Vette – body type 1 Azshara – body type 2 (well, all of the … Continue reading »
So, those late companions, man… it feels like someone punched me in the wallet every time I make one of them displeased. In the beginning, your companions give you +15 for good, and even if you’re a total asshole, it’s … Continue reading »
Has this ever happened to you? NPC: So what are you up to? YOU: (choices) Saving the universe because I’m awesome like that. None of your business, jerk. [Flirt] Nothing much… You pick 3 and bam! Fade to black! Wait, … Continue reading »
My companions are really cramping my style. Each of them has their own little likes and dislikes and if I feel feisty and snark off in front of a non-snarky companion I get the -1 of Shame. You know what I mean. … Continue reading »
