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I Hate The Voss

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 30, 2013 by NjessiJanuary 30, 2013

I have this irrational hatred of those stupid Voss.  In every storyline where I’ve made it to Voss, they’ve pissed me off to no end.  Holier-than-thou shitheads, all of them. I just cannot stand their robotic adherence to their stupid … Continue reading »

Posted in Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged BSOCK, Corso The Boy Scout, NPCs, Voss | 18 Replies

On The So-Called “Gay Planet”

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 21, 2013 by NjessiMarch 19, 2013

So, I was all set to make fun of the whole… hubbub? scandal? QQ? about the so-called gay planet. I could do this all day!  Ahem, ok, let’s be rational now. We Agree To Disagree There are a lot of … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions | Tagged Awesome Art, BSOCK, Expansion, Makeb, Njessi Is Sometimes Rational, NPCs, Romance Option, Same Gender Romance | 19 Replies

Adversity Makes You A Better Player: Leveling Without Healing

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 19, 2012 by NjessiDecember 19, 2012

If you had been sitting in my computer room around January of this year when I was leveling my Jedi Knight, you would have heard the swears flying, and it mostly sounded like this: Why the fuck don’t we get … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions, Missions | Tagged Bounty Hunter, Bowdaar, Cooldowns, Doc, Empire and Sith, Gunslinger/Sniper, Guss Tuno, Healing, Jedi Knight, Leveling, Mako, Njessi Swears A Lot, Scoundrel/Operative, Sentinel/Marauder, Smuggler, World of Warcraft | 18 Replies

Hutts, You Say?

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 18, 2012 by NjessiMarch 19, 2013

For those of you living under a rock1 SWTOR has announced that we can start preordering the next expansion and I am all over that.  Preordering today, yo.  Not so much because of the early access2 but because I’ll probably … Continue reading »

Posted in Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Awesome Art, Expansion, Hutt, Makeb, Njessi Is A Jerk, Subscription, World of Warcraft | 10 Replies

I Guess I Could Have Been Stubborn And Waited On My HK-51 Ticket

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 12, 2012 by NjessiDecember 12, 2012

So I got a response on my whole HK problem: Dear [Me], Thank you for contacting us regarding your issue with the HK-51 mission, “Assertion: Repairs Required”. It appears that since submitting your ticket you have successfully completed this mission, … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions | Tagged Bugs, Customer Service, HK-51, Njessi Is A Jerk | Leave a reply

I Stop Being Stubborn And Get HK-51

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 10, 2012 by NjessiDecember 10, 2012

After spending a week being very stubborn about my customer service ticket regarding that last annoying piece of HK, there was an all-guild group going through Maelstrom and I just couldn’t say no to that.  At the end, I was … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions | Tagged Customer Service, HK-51 | 8 Replies

Customer Service “currently only offer[s] support for class story missions”

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 5, 2012 by NjessiJune 3, 2013

This weekend I was on the last component part for the HK quest.  The husband had taken the critter to Home Depot for Xmas lights, and I had uninterrupted game time.  The perfect time to do Maelstrom Prison.  Two kindly … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions | Tagged Customer Service, Epic Fail, HK-51 | 14 Replies

Jumping Puzzles: Partying Like It’s 1989

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 3, 2012 by NjessiDecember 3, 2012

Back In My Day We Jumped Uphill Both Ways The year is 1987 or thereabouts.  I get my first NES and start Mario Brothers.  Now, this game was frustrating and annoying.  You miss a jump, and you die.  Miss too … Continue reading »

Posted in Missions | Tagged Cooldowns, Failing at Jumping, HK-51, Njessi Swears A Lot, Whining | 27 Replies

In Space Nobody Can Hear You Swear

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 19, 2012 by NjessiNovember 19, 2012

I’m just going to say this up front: I have no coordination and no ability to navigate.  I also get extremely motion sick whether something is actually moving or not (Imax, YUCK!).  It’s a fucking miracle that I drive my … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Missions, User Interface | Tagged Commendations, Epic Fail, Grinding, Interface Editor, Njessi Is A Moron, Njessi Is A Spaz, Njessi Swears A Lot, Space Combat | 6 Replies

This Makes No Sense

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 15, 2012 by NjessiOctober 15, 2012

My vanguard carries a blaster rifle.  My commando carries a giant e-peen gun.  In cut scenes, they draw their blasters menacingly.  Where did that blaster come from? My bounty hunter understands all the languages of the galaxy.  She can understand … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Bounty Hunter, Empire and Sith, Epic Fail, Logic Fail, Screenshot, Trooper | 6 Replies

A Very Limited Window

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 27, 2012 by NjessiAugust 27, 2012

I thought I’d be really happy with the world event.  After all, it was a non-grinding non-dailies sort of affair that was fairly short.  And I was enjoying the hell out of the quests. But I’m not happy because I … Continue reading »

Posted in Missions, World Events | Tagged Casual Gaming, Rant | 6 Replies

Scavenger Hunting. FYI, I Fail.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 16, 2012 by NjessiAugust 16, 2012

Unlike last time, I’m actually doing this world event.  Well as much as I can before I go on vacation.  I’m a little pissed off that it’s gated because then I definitely won’t finish by the time I’m leaving – … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Missions, World Events | Tagged Epic Fail, Failing at Jumping | 5 Replies

Darth Lachris, Fashion Victim

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 23, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Poor Darth Lachris.  She has the resources of a whole planet at her disposal, and she wears something like a hula skirt that makes her look like she has 2 asses.  

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Posted in Fashion, Missions | Tagged Bad Fashion, NPCs, Screenshot | 6 Replies

It’s Hard Being (A Little Bit) Evil

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 9, 2012 by NjessiApril 9, 2012

So, until now, I played my characters in a way that felt “natural” for them.  This included killing the occasional asshole or breaking the jedi code, but it also included taking the high road to impress my companions (whom I wanted … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions | Tagged Jedi Consular, Light Side And Dark Side | 6 Replies

Light Side Choices: Having Your Cake And Stuffing Your Face With It Too

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 2, 2012 by NjessiApril 2, 2012

OK, this bothers me. Let me try to explain. Let’s say the empire is building a big bad thing in a museum.  The easiest and most effective way to get rid of the thing is to just nuke the shit … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions | Tagged Light Side And Dark Side, Logic Fail | 11 Replies

Empire Wanderlust

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 28, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

OK, what do I do once I finally hit 50?  I lust after the empire.  I don’t think the empire is necessarily “better” but it seems like the flavor of it is … exciting? For starters, the snark.  Whether I’m … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Alts, Empire and Sith, Light Side And Dark Side, Republic | 13 Replies

What To Do If You Get To The Fleet At Level 9

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 17, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 17, 2012

Ideally, you will finish your story quest and all your intro planet quests (minus maybe the heroics) and get to the fleet at level 10, pick an advanced class, and go on your merry way. Now, say you create an … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions, Missions | Tagged Companion Affection, Companion Conversations, Companion Gifts, XP | 6 Replies

Let The Companion Heal

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 24, 2012 by NjessiJanuary 24, 2012

I’m a healer and the husband is a tank.  One would think that, for questing, we’d grab 2 DPS companions and just go from there. Yech, that did not work.  It was much better to have his companion heal.  I … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions, User Interface | Tagged Healing | 16 Replies

Questionable Morality

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 29, 2011 by NjessiJanuary 18, 2012

So, I’m not a roleplayer, and it’s really hard for me to develop “consistency” within a specific character because I often act the way the mood strikes me.  My characters definitely do not have much of their own personalities.  Having … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged -1 Of Shame, Companion Affection, Companion Reactions, Corso The Boy Scout, Light Side And Dark Side, NPCs | 14 Replies

Companions and the -1 of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 19, 2011 by NjessiJanuary 18, 2012

My companions are really cramping my style.  Each of them has their own little likes and dislikes and if I feel feisty and snark off in front of a non-snarky companion I get the -1 of Shame. You know what I mean. … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions, Missions | Tagged -1 Of Shame, Companion Affection, Companion Gifts, Companion Reactions, Corso The Boy Scout, Romance Option | 10 Replies

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