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Malavai Quinn, Doctor of Whining

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 3, 2013 by NjessiJune 4, 2013

Holy geez, I thought Mako was a whiner, but prissypants Quinn takes the cake in this regard.  So far he’s QQ’ed to me about a bunch of things. “I don’t think we can wiiiin” – hello, I’m a Sith, I … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Companion Conversations, Companion Reactions, Empire and Sith, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Sith Warrior, Whining | 11 Replies

Sexual Harassment In Imperial-Controlled Space

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 30, 2013 by NjessiMay 30, 2013

Remember back when Issen tried to seduce Torian Bieber (AKA Bieber Fett)?  Yeah, that was interesting.  It felt to me not so much like an assertive female equal but rather a determined cougar trying to pry open his mandalorian codpiece. … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Bounty Hunter, BSOCK, Corso The Boy Scout, Doc, Empire and Sith, Girly Stuff, Iresso, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Romance Option, Sith Warrior, Spoilers, Torian Cadera | 10 Replies

The Most Hilarious Conversation You May Never Hear

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 28, 2013 by NjessiMay 28, 2013

The other night, I saw a scene for the third time in the smuggler story, and it was the most hilarious thing.  I already have 2 smugglers, so as you can imagine, I’ve seen several permutations of various scenes in … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged BSOCK, Companion Conversations, Companion Reactions, Risha, Smuggler | 7 Replies

Trying To Evilly THROWRAWKS (Again). Tharan Still a Tool.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 8, 2013 by NjessiMarch 19, 2013

In case you are not familiar with the terminology, Consulars, unlike Inquisitors, THROWRAWKS (pronounced: “throw rocks”) at things.  THROWRAWKS! Solid rocks are far more dangerous than that insubstantial sissy purple lightning.  I’m always counseling my 5-year-old not to throw rocks, … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Companion Affection, Companion Conversations, Companion Reactions, Healing, Jedi Consular, Light Side And Dark Side, Sage/Sorcerer, Spoilers, Tharan Cedrax | 26 Replies

Do Not Know If Bad Fashion

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 5, 2013 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

I was wandering about and saw this weird bare-leg outfit but I can’t decide whether it’s awful or awesome.  It has kind of a Xena feel, right? If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been around much.  My work has dialed … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Kira Carsen | 3 Replies

On The So-Called “Gay Planet”

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 21, 2013 by NjessiMarch 19, 2013

So, I was all set to make fun of the whole… hubbub? scandal? QQ? about the so-called gay planet. I could do this all day!  Ahem, ok, let’s be rational now. We Agree To Disagree There are a lot of … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions | Tagged Awesome Art, BSOCK, Expansion, Makeb, Njessi Is Sometimes Rational, NPCs, Romance Option, Same Gender Romance | 19 Replies

Adversity Makes You A Better Player: Leveling Without Healing

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 19, 2012 by NjessiDecember 19, 2012

If you had been sitting in my computer room around January of this year when I was leveling my Jedi Knight, you would have heard the swears flying, and it mostly sounded like this: Why the fuck don’t we get … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions, Missions | Tagged Bounty Hunter, Bowdaar, Cooldowns, Doc, Empire and Sith, Gunslinger/Sniper, Guss Tuno, Healing, Jedi Knight, Leveling, Mako, Njessi Swears A Lot, Scoundrel/Operative, Sentinel/Marauder, Smuggler, World of Warcraft | 18 Replies

I Guess I Could Have Been Stubborn And Waited On My HK-51 Ticket

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 12, 2012 by NjessiDecember 12, 2012

So I got a response on my whole HK problem: Dear [Me], Thank you for contacting us regarding your issue with the HK-51 mission, “Assertion: Repairs Required”. It appears that since submitting your ticket you have successfully completed this mission, … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions | Tagged Bugs, Customer Service, HK-51, Njessi Is A Jerk | Leave a reply

Companions In Social Gear

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 11, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

As you guys know, companion match isn’t currently working (I don’t think it got fixed in today’s patch either).  Fortunately, the day before that happened, I had switched my companions into social gear sets (more or less) and they match … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged Bugs, Companion Gear, Doc, Jedi Knight, Kira Carsen, Rusk, Scourge, Social Gear | 7 Replies

I Stop Being Stubborn And Get HK-51

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 10, 2012 by NjessiDecember 10, 2012

After spending a week being very stubborn about my customer service ticket regarding that last annoying piece of HK, there was an all-guild group going through Maelstrom and I just couldn’t say no to that.  At the end, I was … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions | Tagged Customer Service, HK-51 | 8 Replies

Home Sweet Ship

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 7, 2012 by NjessiDecember 7, 2012

Time for the grand tour of my ship.  First, let’s look at my closet. Yes, I have 2 bank tabs devoted to fashion.  Don’t judge. Unlike the hideous mess that dominates every aspect of my life, in and out of game1, … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged BSOCK, Companion Gear, Doc, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Scourge, Storage | Leave a reply

Customer Service “currently only offer[s] support for class story missions”

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 5, 2012 by NjessiJune 3, 2013

This weekend I was on the last component part for the HK quest.  The husband had taken the critter to Home Depot for Xmas lights, and I had uninterrupted game time.  The perfect time to do Maelstrom Prison.  Two kindly … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Missions | Tagged Customer Service, Epic Fail, HK-51 | 14 Replies

Dear Santa Bioware

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 28, 2012 by NjessiNovember 28, 2012

To: Santa Bioware, North Pole Austin From: Me Dear Santa Bioware, I’ve been really good this year and have not given anyone negative fifty dkp minus, even when they probably deserved it.  Here is a list of my totally reasonable demands … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion, SWTOR Generally, User Interface | Tagged Buffs and Debuffs, Cartel Market, Character Creation, Clothing Color, Companion Customization, Holidays, Legacy, Macros, Mouseover Macros, Njessi Is Sometimes Rational, Preview Window, Server Transfers | 10 Replies

[Screenshots] My Companions May Sue Me For Sexual Harassment

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 21, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 24, 2014

Because this is their new uniform. Invisible chestpiece ftw.  Suck it, idiots who dress their companions in bikinis! This brings me one step closer to my pre-launch goal of having pool boy and cabana boy in speedos working on fashion … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged BSOCK, Cartel Market, Companion Gear, Doc, Pool Boy and Cabana Boy, Scourge, Screenshot | 7 Replies

Deep Thoughts with Bowdaar

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 12, 2012 by NjessiMarch 19, 2013

So, Bowdaar wants to have a chat.  It goes something like this. ***SPOILERS, SMUGGLER COMPANION, BOWDAAR, THAT BIG WOOKIEE***

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Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Bowdaar, Companion Affection, Companion Conversations, Spoilers | 2 Replies

You Can Go Home Again: Characters, Crew, and Identity.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 23, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

Have you ever felt like a stranger in your own toon? Don’t get me wrong, I love being a sentinel.  I love the playstyle, I love the whoosh, I love the jumping.  I was totally taken in by the badass … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Alts, Bounty Hunter, BSOCK, Corso The Boy Scout, Elara Dorne, Gunslinger/Sniper, Jedi Consular, Jedi Knight, Scoundrel/Operative, Smuggler, Trooper, Underpants | 9 Replies

Elara Is A Terrible Wingperson

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 17, 2012 by NjessiOctober 19, 2012

Saylah, my vanguard,  just got Elara, and I was kinda a fan.  I didn’t understand why other people complained that she was a stuck up spoilsport. She was competent, to the point, and… ***I GUESS THERE ARE MILD SPOILERS BELOW ABOUT … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Aric Jorgan, BSOCK, Companion Reactions, Elara Dorne, NPCs | 4 Replies

I Should Probably Say Something About Patch 1.4 Today

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 27, 2012 by NjessiSeptember 27, 2012

A few days ago I’m talking about our planned weekend of raiding and 1.4 dropping… (excerpted from my illustrious chat log…) I’m sure they will launch 1.4 at a time that is the most inconvenient for us like thursday and break all … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion, Operations, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Bugs, GTN, Moods, Patch 1.4, Terror From Beyond | 6 Replies

Torian Bieber

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 24, 2012 by NjessiMarch 22, 2013

Ah, Torian.  Issen’s future love interest… I couldn’t wait to meet him (well… I could). ***Mild and potentially boring spoilers ahead about Torian Cadera, Bounty Hunter Companion.  You have been warned.***

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Posted in Class Stories, Companions | Tagged Akaavi Spar, Aric Jorgan, Awesome Art, Bounty Hunter, BSOCK, Class Storyline, Companion Affection, Companion Conversations, Companion Customization, Companion Reactions, Corso The Boy Scout, Empire and Sith, Mako, Njessi Is A Jerk, Romance Option, Spoilers, Torian Cadera | 5 Replies

Quality of Life Improvements for Fashion! I Mean Gear…

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 20, 2012 by NjessiSeptember 20, 2012

Welp, after ranting like a loon the last couple of days, I’m a pretty happy camper today.  Check out the swtor blog about the doodads we’re getting in 1.4. 2 points I really really REALLY love.  I’m dotting my i’s … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion, Operations, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Gear, Patch 1.4 | 4 Replies

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