Malavai Quinn, Doctor of Whining
Holy geez, I thought Mako was a whiner, but prissypants Quinn takes the cake in this regard. So far he’s QQ’ed to me about a bunch of things. “I don’t think we can wiiiin” – hello, I’m a Sith, I … Continue reading »
Category Archives: Companions
Sexual Harassment In Imperial-Controlled Space
Remember back when Issen tried to seduce Torian Bieber (AKA Bieber Fett)? Yeah, that was interesting. It felt to me not so much like an assertive female equal but rather a determined cougar trying to pry open his mandalorian codpiece. … Continue reading »
The Most Hilarious Conversation You May Never Hear
The other night, I saw a scene for the third time in the smuggler story, and it was the most hilarious thing. I already have 2 smugglers, so as you can imagine, I’ve seen several permutations of various scenes in … Continue reading »
Trying To Evilly THROWRAWKS (Again). Tharan Still a Tool.
In case you are not familiar with the terminology, Consulars, unlike Inquisitors, THROWRAWKS (pronounced: “throw rocks”) at things. THROWRAWKS! Solid rocks are far more dangerous than that insubstantial sissy purple lightning. I’m always counseling my 5-year-old not to throw rocks, … Continue reading »
Do Not Know If Bad Fashion
I was wandering about and saw this weird bare-leg outfit but I can’t decide whether it’s awful or awesome. It has kind of a Xena feel, right? If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been around much. My work has dialed … Continue reading »
On The So-Called “Gay Planet”
So, I was all set to make fun of the whole… hubbub? scandal? QQ? about the so-called gay planet. I could do this all day! Ahem, ok, let’s be rational now. We Agree To Disagree There are a lot of … Continue reading »
Adversity Makes You A Better Player: Leveling Without Healing
If you had been sitting in my computer room around January of this year when I was leveling my Jedi Knight, you would have heard the swears flying, and it mostly sounded like this: Why the fuck don’t we get … Continue reading »
I Guess I Could Have Been Stubborn And Waited On My HK-51 Ticket
So I got a response on my whole HK problem: Dear [Me], Thank you for contacting us regarding your issue with the HK-51 mission, “Assertion: Repairs Required”. It appears that since submitting your ticket you have successfully completed this mission, … Continue reading »
Companions In Social Gear
As you guys know, companion match isn’t currently working (I don’t think it got fixed in today’s patch either). Fortunately, the day before that happened, I had switched my companions into social gear sets (more or less) and they match … Continue reading »
I Stop Being Stubborn And Get HK-51
After spending a week being very stubborn about my customer service ticket regarding that last annoying piece of HK, there was an all-guild group going through Maelstrom and I just couldn’t say no to that. At the end, I was … Continue reading »
Home Sweet Ship
Time for the grand tour of my ship. First, let’s look at my closet. Yes, I have 2 bank tabs devoted to fashion. Don’t judge. Unlike the hideous mess that dominates every aspect of my life, in and out of game1, … Continue reading »
Customer Service “currently only offer[s] support for class story missions”
This weekend I was on the last component part for the HK quest. The husband had taken the critter to Home Depot for Xmas lights, and I had uninterrupted game time. The perfect time to do Maelstrom Prison. Two kindly … Continue reading »
Dear Santa Bioware
To: Santa Bioware, North Pole Austin From: Me Dear Santa Bioware, I’ve been really good this year and have not given anyone negative fifty dkp minus, even when they probably deserved it. Here is a list of my totally reasonable demands … Continue reading »
[Screenshots] My Companions May Sue Me For Sexual Harassment
Because this is their new uniform. Invisible chestpiece ftw. Suck it, idiots who dress their companions in bikinis! This brings me one step closer to my pre-launch goal of having pool boy and cabana boy in speedos working on fashion … Continue reading »
Deep Thoughts with Bowdaar
So, Bowdaar wants to have a chat. It goes something like this. ***SPOILERS, SMUGGLER COMPANION, BOWDAAR, THAT BIG WOOKIEE***
Continue reading »You Can Go Home Again: Characters, Crew, and Identity.
Have you ever felt like a stranger in your own toon? Don’t get me wrong, I love being a sentinel. I love the playstyle, I love the whoosh, I love the jumping. I was totally taken in by the badass … Continue reading »
Elara Is A Terrible Wingperson
Saylah, my vanguard, just got Elara, and I was kinda a fan. I didn’t understand why other people complained that she was a stuck up spoilsport. She was competent, to the point, and… ***I GUESS THERE ARE MILD SPOILERS BELOW ABOUT … Continue reading »
I Should Probably Say Something About Patch 1.4 Today
A few days ago I’m talking about our planned weekend of raiding and 1.4 dropping… (excerpted from my illustrious chat log…) I’m sure they will launch 1.4 at a time that is the most inconvenient for us like thursday and break all … Continue reading »
Torian Bieber
Ah, Torian. Issen’s future love interest… I couldn’t wait to meet him (well… I could). ***Mild and potentially boring spoilers ahead about Torian Cadera, Bounty Hunter Companion. You have been warned.***
Continue reading »Quality of Life Improvements for Fashion! I Mean Gear…
Welp, after ranting like a loon the last couple of days, I’m a pretty happy camper today. Check out the swtor blog about the doodads we’re getting in 1.4. 2 points I really really REALLY love. I’m dotting my i’s … Continue reading »