Malavai Quinn, Doctor of Whining
Holy geez, I thought Mako was a whiner, but prissypants Quinn takes the cake in this regard. So far he’s QQ’ed to me about a bunch of things.
“I don’t think we can wiiiin” – hello, I’m a Sith, I always win. ALWAYS. (Even in a sports bra.)
Then I killed something nasty and he started pissing and whining about the smell.
Seriously? There was a dialogue option for “quit your bellyaching” (literally, the dialogue wheel said “bellyaching”) so I told him to STFU in no uncertain terms. I guess I’m used to the republic side where the companions will argue back or cry, but he just said “Point taken, my lord.” Now if only people did that in real life.
Just as I had forgotten about his lengthy protests regarding killed-beast-odors, he starts yammering about Tatooine being HOT of all things. No shit, really? I can’t wait to get him to Hoth. In his underwear.