The impossible has happened. Little Jedi is tanking on her Assassin (she is a big fan of stealth classes). And she likes it! We all already know she’s good at it. She is my spawn, after all. She runs in … Continue reading »
Oh come on. You know you watched Hamilton on someone’s Disney+ account. Even my mom did. Get with the program. Anyway, I teamed up with Hawt Twi’lek and killed all the things. Like this guy. She won’t respond to my … Continue reading »
Little Jedi’s new pc arrived, meaning the old pc is now in my sweaty hands. I admit that it was a JOY to just plug something in and have it work. She was back in SWTOR quickly after reinstalling. Don’t … Continue reading »
My newly resurrected PC has been tragically conquered by windows updates. I did all the things to get it to live again, even a factory reset. Nope. OS won’t boot. Now, I could bang my head against it for a … Continue reading »
I feel like I have to say “what’s up with me” not just because of being gone for 3 years but because of the absolute shitshow that is 2020. The family The husband and I are both employed and working … Continue reading »
Fun Fact: the Nar Shaddaa gambling event is a great way to come upon terrible fashion. “Mom! Mom!” shrieks Little Jedi. “That lady is wearing the most ridiculous outfit! I mean, it doesn’t even cover her organs! She’s gonna get … Continue reading »
I find the Nar Shaddaa nightlife event painful and boring. I spent a grueling hour there in order to obtain two legacy weapons and swore I wouldn’t go back. Then Little Jedi wanted to go. And, of course, spend my … Continue reading »
So the livestream… I totally did not watch it. If you were reading my grumping on Twitter, you’d see that I don’t have time for that shit, and my guess is that nobody else does either. I was at work, then in … Continue reading »
So I got back from a long visit to the grandparents a few days ago. Just me and the kiddo. While thehusband got uninterrupted alone-time at home. You can guess which one of us got the better bargain on that … Continue reading »
Friday, the Little Jedi started summer camp. Saturday at dinner, she says “Bob1 says that I can’t play Minecraft because I’m a girl.” As we asked for more details, we learned that Bob, like Little Jedi, is six years old. … Continue reading »
A certain Little Jedi started watching the Star Wars films when she was 4. First, she watched A New Hope and PARTS of ESB and ROTJ (they are “scary”). Later, we showed her movies 1 and 2 (yuck) which were not … Continue reading »
Lately Joun (the husband) has been letting Little Jedi play a level 8 smuggler alt (named Cornelius or some alternate spelling thereof). She hangs out on Ord Mantell in the newbie area and “pews the guys” using the spammed basic … Continue reading »
Little Jedi is 4. She really wants to be like mommy and daddy on the computer, but she isn’t quite there yet. Right now she can move around a little and do one attack. And drop us off the edge … Continue reading »
At which point, I utter some uncouth language. Little Jedi responds: “Mommy, what’s a ‘stinky ho’?” /facepalm (at least she didn’t pick up the word “skanky”…)
Continue reading »Little Jedi: I want a lightsaber. Me: We can get you a toy lightsaber. LJ: I need two lightsabers. Joun (the husband): What color? Qui-Gonn has Green and Darth Vader has red… LJ: I want two blue lightsabers. Joun: This … Continue reading »
LJ: Who’s your friend mommy? Me: His name is Sergeant Rusk. See he has horns. LJ: Do you want to give him a present? Me: I’ve given him enough presents lately. LJ: We should get him ribbons. Me: You want … Continue reading »
Have you gotten a toon into game and discovered that the voice coming out of your character’s mouth was just ALL WRONG? Well, I did! See, I was unaware that the female trooper was so badass. Like amazingly badass. Like … Continue reading »
Last weekend, a bunch of my friends got into beta. Their weekend consisted of picking up hot pockets and not leaving the house. My weekend was very different, as you saw. Besides the computer issues, I am still a parent, … Continue reading »
The weekend of November 11-13, I beta tested SWTOR. Now that the NDA is up, I can tell what I saw. I have almost nothing to report. I am super-lame. Friday: Downloaded the client and patch. Went to WoW Raid. … Continue reading »
My mom is visiting in late November (Thanksgiving). Ok, no big deal… it’s unlikely that the early access for preorders will start that early. My dad wants to visit “mid-December.” Yargh. That will probably be right during early access. And … Continue reading »
