Little Jedi’s Impressions of SWTOR
Little Jedi is 4. She really wants to be like mommy and daddy on the computer, but she isn’t quite there yet. Right now she can move around a little and do one attack. And drop us off the edge of Coruscant.
LJ (learning about moving with WASD): W runs FORWARD. S runs BACK. E runs THIS WAY. Q runs THAT WAY. F does NUFFING!
LJ: Momma are you pewing the guys?
(“pewing” is her term for blaster fire or lightsaber-ing.)
Me: That’s right. Momma’s pewing the bad robots.
LJ: Daddy where’s your cat friend?
(Companions are “friends” and Aric Jorgen is a “cat”.)
Joun (husband): Cat man is getting me money.
LJ: Oh. Ok. Mommy where’s Kira?
Me: Kira’s on the ship. My friend is a doctor. He’s right over there.
LJ: Some doctors are boys and some doctors are girls. Daddy has a girl doctor (Elara). Mommy has a boy doctor (Doc).
LJ: Mommy, who’s your friend?
Me: His name is Lord Scourge.
LJ: I don’t like Lord Scourge. He’s gonna bite us.
LJ: Seven-Tee (T7-01) is a good pew-er!
LJ: Seven-Tee is a hero!
LJ: Seven-Tee is R2-D2’s grandpa.
(If you have a better way to explain “droid model predecessor” to a 4-year-old, I’d love to hear it.)
LJ: Daddy where’s your speederbike?
Joun: Daddy put it away…
LJ: I want a speederbike. We buy one at the store?