Little Jedi: I want a lightsaber.
Me: We can get you a toy lightsaber.
LJ: I need two lightsabers.
Joun (the husband): What color? Qui-Gonn has Green and Darth Vader has red…
LJ: I want two blue lightsabers.
Joun: This is all you.
We ended up with one purple lightsaber due to selection (no blue) and the fact that there’s no way for a 4-year-old to actually hold up two at a time.
Two Hours Later…
(Electronic WHOOSHING noise)
LJ: “PEW PEW! I’m PEWING the BAD GUYS.”