The Case of the $80 Jeans I’m at my local department store and I see some really cool jeans. However, they are $80. Now, I’m not about to pay $80 for jeans, unless they are the best jeans ever and … Continue reading »
TO: Republic Designs Department Store RE: Your “Cartel” line – defective. I am writing to report to you that, as a happy purchaser of many of your new items in the “cartel” line, I have discovered some serious manufacturing defects … Continue reading »
As those of you following along at home may know, I was first on Juyo, which was merged – I mean totally optional transferred – to Canderous Ordo. I was pretty stoked about an increased population because I’d be able … Continue reading »
Hey, it’s a new F2P video. Look at this cool scene with a bunch of people getting ready to pwn face! Keep looking. Do you see what I see? That’s right, it’s one of those ubiquitous bikinis! Too much boob! … Continue reading »
Obviously you guys love your bikinis, but I cannot stress this enough: There are crotch flaps and butt flaps attached to the top. They always look stupid! Observe, this might be marginally acceptable from the front, even though you can … Continue reading »
As you guys know, companion match isn’t currently working (I don’t think it got fixed in today’s patch either). Fortunately, the day before that happened, I had switched my companions into social gear sets (more or less) and they match … Continue reading »
Time for the grand tour of my ship. First, let’s look at my closet. Yes, I have 2 bank tabs devoted to fashion. Don’t judge. Unlike the hideous mess that dominates every aspect of my life, in and out of game1, … Continue reading »
A little while ago I asked Santa Bioware for a few totally reasonable things, including a problem that was plaguing me for some time: color matching in the preview window (or rather lack thereof). Well Santa Bioware obviously thinks I … Continue reading »
I finally decided on an outfit that I love and will probably wear for a good while. It also doesn’t seem to be something I see on the fleet (at all) so I’m unique-ish. For those who are keeping track … Continue reading »
To: Santa Bioware, North Pole Austin From: Me Dear Santa Bioware, I’ve been really good this year and have not given anyone negative fifty dkp minus, even when they probably deserved it. Here is a list of my totally reasonable demands … Continue reading »
Over the long weekend, guys, I could not stop screenie-ing. It was just one thing after another. The fleet is a hive of scum and villainy indeed. First, I want to point out that if you do a good job … Continue reading »
Because this is their new uniform. Invisible chestpiece ftw. Suck it, idiots who dress their companions in bikinis! This brings me one step closer to my pre-launch goal of having pool boy and cabana boy in speedos working on fashion … Continue reading »
Guys, these Pilot Pants (70 fleet comms) are LITERALLY the best pants I possess. On any toon. Ever. Here’s why: They color match beautifully. The material looks shiny and modern and goes with the new sithie slick cartel items. Many of … Continue reading »
I’m just going to say this up front: I have no coordination and no ability to navigate. I also get extremely motion sick whether something is actually moving or not (Imax, YUCK!). It’s a fucking miracle that I drive my … Continue reading »
So far I have been restrained and only bought 2 shirts. This is my current outfit: RED RED RED RED RED! Also, shut up. I know it’s a skirt. The sith marauders wear skirts too. It’s fine. If you are … Continue reading »
Guys, this is serious. Are YOU ready to spend all your cartel coins that you’re getting for being subbed this last… almost-year? I sure as hell am. Let’s. Go. Shopping! Saberist’s body armor. 150 cartel coins. (Dulfy has a screenie.) … Continue reading »
I was trying to log out the other night on the fleet, but I could not, because every time I turned around there was something to SCREENIE.
Continue reading »The devs have asked: Hey folks, the Cartel Market team wants your help and advice in determining possible future content. Specifically, they want to hear about what current in-game outfits you’ve been envious of that you would love to see … Continue reading »
Fortunately, we’re getting the cartel market. I have no research knowledge because I’ve had approximately zero hours this week to log in, let alone get on the PTS (har har). If you want the “facts”, go see Dulfy or Darth … Continue reading »
This may be my favorite patch note of all time, both for the content and for the wording. On Test Server, Patch 1.5: More robes have been adjusted so that their backsides are not inappropriately large when worn. OK, if … Continue reading »
