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Parallel Paths: Companion Conversations And Class Story

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 14, 2013 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

I have long suspected that it is pretty much impossible to predict when someone will trigger a companion conversation, and when that will occur in the overarching story.  The companion dialogue has to be written essentially blind and not reference … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 2 Replies

In Fact, Pierce Is Better Than Quinn Too

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 10, 2013 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Malavai Quinn keeps sinking lower in my estimation.  He never shuts the hell up, thinks he runs my ship, and totally does NOT remind me of my husband as he keeps being an anal-retentive twit.  The honeymoon’s over, if it … Continue reading »

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Jaesa Wilsaam Is Better Than Quinn

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 6, 2013 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

After having to listen to Quinn’s bullshit for however-many levels (I should have taken Vette with me instead), I was looking forward to a new companion. ***SPOILERS ABOUT JAESA WILSAAM, SITH WARRIOR COMPANION***

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Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 2 Replies

Malavai Quinn, Doctor of Whining

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 3, 2013 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Holy geez, I thought Mako was a whiner, but prissypants Quinn takes the cake in this regard.  So far he’s QQ’ed to me about a bunch of things. “I don’t think we can wiiiin” – hello, I’m a Sith, I … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 11 Replies

Sexual Harassment In Imperial-Controlled Space

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 30, 2013 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Remember back when Issen tried to seduce Torian Bieber (AKA Bieber Fett)?  Yeah, that was interesting.  It felt to me not so much like an assertive female equal but rather a determined cougar trying to pry open his mandalorian codpiece. … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 10 Replies

The Most Hilarious Conversation You May Never Hear

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 28, 2013 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

The other night, I saw a scene for the third time in the smuggler story, and it was the most hilarious thing.  I already have 2 smugglers, so as you can imagine, I’ve seen several permutations of various scenes in … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 7 Replies

Darth Lipliner, Meet General Eyeliner

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 23, 2013 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Remember this fine specimen of a sith? Well, I was cruising along the consular story and I think he’s met his match.

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Posted in Class Stories, Missions | 8 Replies

Trying To Evilly THROWRAWKS (Again). Tharan Still a Tool.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 8, 2013 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

In case you are not familiar with the terminology, Consulars, unlike Inquisitors, THROWRAWKS (pronounced: “throw rocks”) at things.  THROWRAWKS! Solid rocks are far more dangerous than that insubstantial sissy purple lightning.  I’m always counseling my 5-year-old not to throw rocks, … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions, SWTOR Generally | 26 Replies

Adversity Makes You A Better Player: Leveling Without Healing

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 19, 2012 by NjessiDecember 19, 2012

If you had been sitting in my computer room around January of this year when I was leveling my Jedi Knight, you would have heard the swears flying, and it mostly sounded like this: Why the fuck don’t we get … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions, Missions | Tagged Bounty Hunter, Bowdaar, Cooldowns, Doc, Empire and Sith, Gunslinger/Sniper, Guss Tuno, Healing, Jedi Knight, Leveling, Mako, Njessi Swears A Lot, Scoundrel/Operative, Sentinel/Marauder, Smuggler, World of Warcraft | 18 Replies

Deep Thoughts with Bowdaar

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 12, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

So, Bowdaar wants to have a chat.  It goes something like this. ***SPOILERS, SMUGGLER COMPANION, BOWDAAR, THAT BIG WOOKIEE***

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Despite the Absence Of Same-Gender Romances, I’m Still Popular With the (Evil) Ladies.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 7, 2012 by NjessiNovember 7, 2012

Did I mention how much fun I’m having smuggling again?  Welp, I’m on Tatooine minding my own business when this sith lady shows up out of nowhere in red clothes, of which color I am jealous. ***SPOILER ALERT FOR SMUGGLER … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories | Tagged BSOCK, Clothing Color, Same Gender Romance, Smuggler | 12 Replies

You Can Go Home Again: Characters, Crew, and Identity.

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 23, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Have you ever felt like a stranger in your own toon? Don’t get me wrong, I love being a sentinel.  I love the playstyle, I love the whoosh, I love the jumping.  I was totally taken in by the badass … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 9 Replies

Elara Is A Terrible Wingperson

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 17, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Saylah, my vanguard,  just got Elara, and I was kinda a fan.  I didn’t understand why other people complained that she was a stuck up spoilsport. She was competent, to the point, and… ***I GUESS THERE ARE MILD SPOILERS BELOW ABOUT … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 4 Replies

This Makes No Sense

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 15, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

My vanguard carries a blaster rifle.  My commando carries a giant e-peen gun.  In cut scenes, they draw their blasters menacingly.  Where did that blaster come from? My bounty hunter understands all the languages of the galaxy.  She can understand … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions, SWTOR Generally | 6 Replies

Torian Bieber

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 24, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Ah, Torian.  Issen’s future love interest… I couldn’t wait to meet him (well… I could). ***Mild and potentially boring spoilers ahead about Torian Cadera, Bounty Hunter Companion.  You have been warned.***

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Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 5 Replies

Mako the Whiner

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 17, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

I’ve been playing a sithie bounty hunter lately, because I was pretty happy with the class in beta.  Something about a gruff american accent in a sea of brits.  Because of legacy unlocks, I made a “rep-style” Zabrak bounty hunter, … Continue reading »

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It’s Hard Being (A Little Bit) Evil

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 9, 2012 by NjessiApril 9, 2012

So, until now, I played my characters in a way that felt “natural” for them.  This included killing the occasional asshole or breaking the jedi code, but it also included taking the high road to impress my companions (whom I wanted … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions | Tagged Jedi Consular, Light Side And Dark Side | 6 Replies

Light Side Choices: Having Your Cake And Stuffing Your Face With It Too

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 2, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

OK, this bothers me. Let me try to explain. Let’s say the empire is building a big bad thing in a museum.  The easiest and most effective way to get rid of the thing is to just nuke the shit … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Missions | 11 Replies

Being A Good Person Is Not Enough To Be A Good Jedi

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 15, 2012 by NjessiMarch 15, 2012

As you might have read, my main is now my Jedi Sentinel.  I’m playing her as a basically good person… which leads to many dark side choices.  Hooray for the Jedi Code. So far, she’s gotten darkside points for: Covering … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories | Tagged BSOCK, Jedi Knight, Light Side And Dark Side | 13 Replies

Not Now, Scourge

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 13, 2012 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

We’re doing some serious business end-of-story shit and Scourge pops up on the holo to tell me something very important. I don’t think he got the memo that he isn’t a romance option.  Also… longjohns? really?

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Posted in Class Stories, Companions, SWTOR Generally | 6 Replies

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