Not Now, Scourge – Hawtpants of the Old Republic

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We’re doing some serious business end-of-story shit and Scourge pops up on the holo to tell me something very important.

I don’t think he got the memo that he isn’t a romance option. Also… longjohns? really?

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Not Now, Scourge — 6 Comments

Targeter on March 13, 2012 at 3:28 pm said:

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain lust.
Through lust, I gain tightpants.
Through tightpants, you gain savage animal attraction.
Through savage animal attraction, my longjohns are opened.
The Force shall free my little Sith.

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- Njessi on March 13, 2012 at 3:30 pm said:
  
  So the path to the dark side is through Scourge’s fly. Got it.
  
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  - Targeter on March 13, 2012 at 5:04 pm said:
    
    That is true in so many facets of life.
    
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Reznikov on March 14, 2012 at 1:21 am said:

Love the above comment with the new and improved Sith Code. Clearly this is what Scourge was thinking here.

Sometimes my companions do this too. It very much confuses me. Then I can’t help but worry that when I’m not there to babysit, they wander around my ship naked…

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- Njessi on March 14, 2012 at 8:46 am said:
  
  I worry that my companions are gossiping amongst themselves. Especially about what I did anytime I purposely switch them out so I don’t get the -1 of Shame.
  
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  - Reznikov on March 16, 2012 at 2:28 am said:
    
    That could help explain how sometimes people get affection gain (or loss) with companions who were not there! Clearly someone hit up the holocom and was like “YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT OUR FEARLESS LEADER JUST DID!”
    
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