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Do not fucking touch my oxford comma. Spoiler free, never fear. First, I need this hairdo. All ur hair is belong to me. Shae Vizla had the same hairdo. Make it happen. Now, the horror. Apparently, Zakuulian Socialites have a … Continue reading »
Have you noticed that you can’t dress up Lana? Yeah, that’s probably because Bioware has seen how there are multiple Kiras/Rishas/Makos on the fleet in bikinis and Lana in a bikini is undignified. Or Senya. I mean seriously. We have lost … Continue reading »
If you haven’t played through Chapter 1 AND you didn’t watch the livestream AND you haven’t heard anything about Zakuul other than it starts with a “Z”, then you want to skip this spoiler. Otherwise, it’s nothing you don’t know. … Continue reading »
Last night, I continued my trek in Inventory Management of the Old Republic. Yeah, no stories yet, still getting my shit in order. Ship droid is still AWOL. Andronikos refuses to dual wield, even in DPS spec. Boooo. Idiots are coming … Continue reading »
I had maybe 40 minutes of play time after all the patching was done. Didn’t even get into story. But here’s what I noticed: “B” is no longer your inventory. It’s your companion crafting interface. Not to be confused with your … Continue reading »
I know you’re jonesing to marathon game right freakin now because KOTFE just launched, but you need to save some of that drive for November 7, 2015, for the Extra Life Charity Gaming Marathon. Do it because you want to … Continue reading »
Lately when I go to Yavin 4, I see fashion victims prancing about. Apparently the usual miscreants have escaped from the fleet and are befouling the wilderness with tackiness. As always, you can send me screenies of any fashion offenders you … Continue reading »
Last night I hear some intense giggling, after which a note is dropped on me: How can you resist that, right? So I opened it! The picture below has been annotated by me for your convenience since many of you … Continue reading »
So the livestream… I totally did not watch it. If you were reading my grumping on Twitter, you’d see that I don’t have time for that shit, and my guess is that nobody else does either. I was at work, then in … Continue reading »
Several loyal imperial subjects have reported dissidents who have been observed violating Imperial Edict P4N75. Let this shameful display be a warning to troublemakers who threaten order and decency.
Continue reading »OK… so… remember how I said that I was totally romancing Lana on my next trip through Shadow of Revan after that disaster with Theron? Welp I am and I did. Because Fraps magically turned itself off at crucial moments, … Continue reading »
Awesome clothing or well-decorated house? I’m having to make some difficult choices on how to spend my limited credits. Specifically awesome clothing for me or housing items and unlocks for Little Jedi. Somehow Little Jedi swindled us out of at least … Continue reading »
The first time through Shadow of Revan, I was srs bzns and ignored all the flirt options. The second time, I’m a little bored. So I decide to flirt with Theron. (The plan is for the next toon I level to … Continue reading »
And we’re back. I’ve seen these fine specimens on the fleet… If you want to send in bad fashion, here’s how. Also, if you already sent in fashion, I will be posting your bad fashion! I just want to group … Continue reading »
“Kill Quinn. Stuff him in the toilet.” — Little Jedi From the mouths of babes, right? I’m starting shadow of Revan and, to be honest, I had pretty much forgotten how I punished Quinn with bad fashion… Required Spoiler Tag … Continue reading »
As you may recall, Little Jedi was quite upset when some nasty little boy told her that girls can’t play video games. A year has passed and times have changed. LJ: [Nasty Boy Child] says that girls can’t play video … Continue reading »
Continuing the trend of “The family that plays SWTOR together pwns the everlovin’ crap out of everything together”, we went to Kuat Drive Yards. You might say that we’re teaching our kiddo from the ground up. Right now, we’re not … Continue reading »
Little Jedi is questing and I hear: No, T7, I’m not mad at you but you can’t just run off like that. Story of my life. Then: LJ: T7 gets along with everyone. Except YOU. Because you left that lady … Continue reading »
Immediate Notice and Compliance Demanded. It has come to the Empire’s attention that dissident elements are attired in a manner that does not comport with public decency. Instances include the following: Failing to properly cover the leg area in inclement weather, resulting in a … Continue reading »
