OK… so… remember how I said that I was totally romancing Lana on my next trip through Shadow of Revan after that disaster with Theron? Welp I am and I did.
Because Fraps magically turned itself off at crucial moments, you will have to make do with my proxy Lana “screenie.”
There are ample opportunities to flirt with Lana before you even meet that idiot Theron. However, you can still change course and flirt with him. At the crucial flirt option, where you can flirt with Theron OR Lana (but not both), I chose Lana, if only to avoid another rehash of Oedipus Shan. I dismissed Theron and the wookiee, at which point Jakarro has the best line in the game:
I’m pretty sure that hairless human bodies gross Jakarro out.
Lana’s conversation after that was about her work struggles in this difficult situation. Which may or may not be better than mommy issues. Then she says this:
Wait, what? You’re already forecasting breaking up with Njessie the marauder after this whole Revan business comes to an end because we’ll be working “cross purposes?” Um… we’re both empire, I fail to see the cross purposes. Lana has some serious relationship issues.
Stay tuned for the epic completion of Yavin 4, after which Njessie is unceremoniously kicked to the curb. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: one sad sith.