Imperial Edict P4N75

Immediate Notice and Compliance Demanded.

It has come to the Empire’s attention that dissident elements are attired in a manner that does not comport with public decency. Instances include the following:

Failing to properly cover the leg area in inclement weather, resulting in a strain on the Imperial Health Service in treating those individuals for exposure.
Displaying inappropriate areas of the body, not mentioned here for reasons of public decency, but it rhymes with “thunderboob.”
Wearing garish and unattractive colors that blemish the appearance of the Imperial territory in which these individuals are present.

Remember: be vigilant. Report all violations, with holo-images, to the Imperial Bureau of Order, Decency, and Pastries.

For the Empire.

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Imperial Edict P4N75 — 9 Comments

Targeter on August 26, 2015 at 1:15 pm said:

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Shintar on August 26, 2015 at 2:00 pm said:

Hm, I may have to keep an eye out for questionable individuals again…

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- Redbeard on September 1, 2015 at 10:22 am said:
  
  Just hang around the fleet; if I want to see fashion disasters, that’s what I do.
  
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  - Njessi on September 1, 2015 at 3:58 pm said:
    
    The fleet, unfortunately, is less crowded with said individuals due to them HIDING IN SHAME at their garrisons.
    
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toomanyoperatives on August 30, 2015 at 2:55 pm said:

Welcome back again, and let the influx begin!

Just an idea: what about a stronghold Hall of Shame? I go on weekly-ish public stronghold crawls with my SO on a couple different servers and we’ve seen more than our share of wrongness…the brothel on Dromund Kaas not-so-cleverly billed as a Vacation Retreat…and oh, that poor bantha stranded on someone’s Nar Shaddaa balcony…we had no way to liberate it *blinks* those aren’t tears…anyway. Strongholds have added a whole new level of Shame to the game.

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- Njessi on August 30, 2015 at 4:58 pm said:
  
  Well… I’m sort of guilty of throwing a bunch of useful things on the landing pad and then ignoring the rest…
  
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  - toomanyoperatives on August 31, 2015 at 7:18 pm said:
    
    Eh that’s practical though 🙂 That bantha will continue to haunt me for…maybe another month.
    
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    - Njessi on August 31, 2015 at 9:35 pm said:
      
      Now the little jedi, she’s been working hard on her house. And doesn’t care about fashion. Go figure.
      
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Dalish al on September 3, 2015 at 7:14 am said:

Sadly I will have to nominate my friend and myself for reprimand. I got tired of seeing half dressed female characters running around all the time, so I did my part to even the score a bit.
This blog is a riot. Nice work.

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