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Monthly Archives: May 2013

Fashion Honeymoon Is Over On The Sith Side

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 31, 2013 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

Remember how I said, not too long ago, “Every piece of armor I have gotten – green, blue, whatever  – has looked badass.” Well THAT euphoria came to a screeching halt when I got my latest upgrade. Sith in a … Continue reading »

Posted in Crew Skills, Fashion | 5 Replies

Sexual Harassment In Imperial-Controlled Space

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 30, 2013 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

Remember back when Issen tried to seduce Torian Bieber (AKA Bieber Fett)?  Yeah, that was interesting.  It felt to me not so much like an assertive female equal but rather a determined cougar trying to pry open his mandalorian codpiece. … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 10 Replies

The Most Hilarious Conversation You May Never Hear

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 28, 2013 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

The other night, I saw a scene for the third time in the smuggler story, and it was the most hilarious thing.  I already have 2 smugglers, so as you can imagine, I’ve seen several permutations of various scenes in … Continue reading »

Posted in Class Stories, Companions | 7 Replies

Joining The Side That Has Cookies

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 23, 2013 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

So, I’m moving to the dark side.  The sith side.  The side with the silly accents and awesome fashion. When we first started the guild, we voted on faction.  Republic won by one vote.  Now it’s over a year later, … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Guild, Missions, SWTOR Generally | 14 Replies

The Ugly Side to Dyes and Cats

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 21, 2013 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

As always, welcome to another installment of “holy shit, I can’t believe they’re wearing that” – dye and cat edition. First up, we learn why we should limit the dyes that bioware comes up with. Really, BW? Would that color … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | 6 Replies

Why Collections Don’t Do Much For Me

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 15, 2013 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

I was pretty psyched about collections until I discovered: 1. It only applies to cartel market items (AND NOT MY SPACE PANTS – unless there’s a whole screen I missed, but I doubt it) 2. It only applies to full … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | 11 Replies

It Is Predictably Easy To Make Me Happy

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 8, 2013 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

Guys, you know what I’m going to say.  2.1 is dropping probably on Tuesday – and it’s going to be fucking amazing. 1. Character recustomization.  OK, I know that some of y’all are peeved about cartel coins, and some are … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, SWTOR Generally | 3 Replies

Latest Inductees Into The Fashion Hall Of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 6, 2013 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

Hey guys! I haven’t been shirking my duties – I’ve been studiously screenshotting horrid fashion on the fleet and putting it up on ye olde fashion hall of shame.  Here are the latest inductees:   Pants!  What have these people … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | 4 Replies

My Totally Reasonable List of Demands for 2.1

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 2, 2013 by NjessiMay 22, 2026

Hey there, Bioware.  Me again.  It seems like Santa Bioware has been busily working on my list, and practically half these things are accomplished.  Which means they have time for even more totally reasonable demands.  Hooray! 1. More Zabrak Hairdos. … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, SWTOR Generally | 9 Replies

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