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I don’t usually talk about guild stuff OR srs bzns here, but you’re getting both today. Lucky you. For various reasons, I recently stepped down as GM. The first reason was real life pressures. I am going to have considerably … Continue reading »
Hey, it’s a new F2P video. Look at this cool scene with a bunch of people getting ready to pwn face! Keep looking. Do you see what I see? That’s right, it’s one of those ubiquitous bikinis! Too much boob! … Continue reading »
We can’t let awesome art go to waste… In case you’re wondering, the family Hawtpants is going to get dim sum instead of doing the high-stress big turkey thing. That is all… have a good holiday, or enjoy a day … Continue reading »
If you had been sitting in my computer room around January of this year when I was leveling my Jedi Knight, you would have heard the swears flying, and it mostly sounded like this: Why the fuck don’t we get … Continue reading »
For those of you living under a rock1 SWTOR has announced that we can start preordering the next expansion and I am all over that. Preordering today, yo. Not so much because of the early access2 but because I’ll probably … Continue reading »
Yes, I know, I’m borrowing from Passover 4 questions, and that’s in March. Shut up. On other holidays we participate in activities. On this one, we um… don’t. If there’s no in-game event, is it an event? Or a “celebration?” … Continue reading »
Obviously you guys love your bikinis, but I cannot stress this enough: There are crotch flaps and butt flaps attached to the top. They always look stupid! Observe, this might be marginally acceptable from the front, even though you can … Continue reading »
So I got a response on my whole HK problem: Dear [Me], Thank you for contacting us regarding your issue with the HK-51 mission, “Assertion: Repairs Required”. It appears that since submitting your ticket you have successfully completed this mission, … Continue reading »
So I’m at the bioware cantina crawl and people are telling me I need to get more blog exposure. Please, more people, read my drivel! Here’s what I could be doing to get more attention: Register with the community team … Continue reading »
As you guys know, companion match isn’t currently working (I don’t think it got fixed in today’s patch either). Fortunately, the day before that happened, I had switched my companions into social gear sets (more or less) and they match … Continue reading »
After spending a week being very stubborn about my customer service ticket regarding that last annoying piece of HK, there was an all-guild group going through Maelstrom and I just couldn’t say no to that. At the end, I was … Continue reading »
Time for the grand tour of my ship. First, let’s look at my closet. Yes, I have 2 bank tabs devoted to fashion. Don’t judge. Unlike the hideous mess that dominates every aspect of my life, in and out of game1, … Continue reading »
This weekend I was on the last component part for the HK quest. The husband had taken the critter to Home Depot for Xmas lights, and I had uninterrupted game time. The perfect time to do Maelstrom Prison. Two kindly … Continue reading »
A little while ago I asked Santa Bioware for a few totally reasonable things, including a problem that was plaguing me for some time: color matching in the preview window (or rather lack thereof). Well Santa Bioware obviously thinks I … Continue reading »
Back In My Day We Jumped Uphill Both Ways The year is 1987 or thereabouts. I get my first NES and start Mario Brothers. Now, this game was frustrating and annoying. You miss a jump, and you die. Miss too … Continue reading »
I finally decided on an outfit that I love and will probably wear for a good while. It also doesn’t seem to be something I see on the fleet (at all) so I’m unique-ish. For those who are keeping track … Continue reading »
To: Santa Bioware, North Pole Austin From: Me Dear Santa Bioware, I’ve been really good this year and have not given anyone negative fifty dkp minus, even when they probably deserved it. Here is a list of my totally reasonable demands … Continue reading »
Over the long weekend, guys, I could not stop screenie-ing. It was just one thing after another. The fleet is a hive of scum and villainy indeed. First, I want to point out that if you do a good job … Continue reading »
Because this is their new uniform. Invisible chestpiece ftw. Suck it, idiots who dress their companions in bikinis! This brings me one step closer to my pre-launch goal of having pool boy and cabana boy in speedos working on fashion … Continue reading »
Guys, these Pilot Pants (70 fleet comms) are LITERALLY the best pants I possess. On any toon. Ever. Here’s why: They color match beautifully. The material looks shiny and modern and goes with the new sithie slick cartel items. Many of … Continue reading »
