Meters Epeen
So, gulp, we started using meters. It has been interesting. Now, you say, didn’t you play WoW? Weren’t there meters all the hell over there? Well, yes, but I was playing a healer at the time… and while healers use … Continue reading »
Njessi
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Flying Colorblind
Did you know that about 1 in 10 men have some form of color blindness? Let that sink in for a sec. And now look at your raid roster. Throughout all my gaming career, I hadn’t up to this point met … Continue reading »
On The Gree Event
I don’t have any squees of delight or bombs of hate for this event. It’s a fine, solid event. My chief problem, as always, which is a ME thing and not a game-thing, is that I just don’t happen to … Continue reading »
Do Not Know If Bad Fashion
I was wandering about and saw this weird bare-leg outfit but I can’t decide whether it’s awful or awesome. It has kind of a Xena feel, right? If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been around much. My work has dialed … Continue reading »
I Hate The Voss
I have this irrational hatred of those stupid Voss. In every storyline where I’ve made it to Voss, they’ve pissed me off to no end. Holier-than-thou shitheads, all of them. I just cannot stand their robotic adherence to their stupid … Continue reading »
Guest Post: Cartel Market Pricing, by Jaspor
Guys, today we have a guest post from Jaspor, formerly of Darth Hater. He does math way better than I could, so y’all should pay attention to his really in-depth analysis of the economics and pricing of the cartel market. … Continue reading »
On The So-Called “Gay Planet”
So, I was all set to make fun of the whole… hubbub? scandal? QQ? about the so-called gay planet. I could do this all day! Ahem, ok, let’s be rational now. We Agree To Disagree There are a lot of … Continue reading »
The Best of Both Worlds: Fashion Disaster Resolved
I feel so happy I want to hug someone (specifically, someone at Bioware). Remember how I was super-pissed that the things I was wearing were inexplicably changed? Of course you do! Well, the devs are fixing it in the best … Continue reading »
“It Was On Sale, So I Bought Four:” Why The Cartel Market’s Pricing Is Wrong
The Case of the $80 Jeans I’m at my local department store and I see some really cool jeans. However, they are $80. Now, I’m not about to pay $80 for jeans, unless they are the best jeans ever and … Continue reading »
Maybe It’s A Conspiracy At The Department Store
TO: Republic Designs Department Store RE: Your “Cartel” line – defective. I am writing to report to you that, as a happy purchaser of many of your new items in the “cartel” line, I have discovered some serious manufacturing defects … Continue reading »
Server Economy For Fashion Post Mega-Merges
As those of you following along at home may know, I was first on Juyo, which was merged – I mean totally optional transferred – to Canderous Ordo. I was pretty stoked about an increased population because I’d be able … Continue reading »
I Stepped Down As GM
I don’t usually talk about guild stuff OR srs bzns here, but you’re getting both today. Lucky you. For various reasons, I recently stepped down as GM. The first reason was real life pressures. I am going to have considerably … Continue reading »
The Fashion Police Takes Issue With The New Free To Play Video
Hey, it’s a new F2P video. Look at this cool scene with a bunch of people getting ready to pwn face! Keep looking. Do you see what I see? That’s right, it’s one of those ubiquitous bikinis! Too much boob! … Continue reading »
Hawt Holidays To You!
We can’t let awesome art go to waste… In case you’re wondering, the family Hawtpants is going to get dim sum instead of doing the high-stress big turkey thing. That is all… have a good holiday, or enjoy a day … Continue reading »
Adversity Makes You A Better Player: Leveling Without Healing
If you had been sitting in my computer room around January of this year when I was leveling my Jedi Knight, you would have heard the swears flying, and it mostly sounded like this: Why the fuck don’t we get … Continue reading »
Hutts, You Say?
For those of you living under a rock1 SWTOR has announced that we can start preordering the next expansion and I am all over that. Preordering today, yo. Not so much because of the early access2 but because I’ll probably … Continue reading »
Why Is This Life Day Holiday Different Than Other Holidays?
Yes, I know, I’m borrowing from Passover 4 questions, and that’s in March. Shut up. On other holidays we participate in activities. On this one, we um… don’t. If there’s no in-game event, is it an event? Or a “celebration?” … Continue reading »
Do Not Wear This (Ever)
Obviously you guys love your bikinis, but I cannot stress this enough: There are crotch flaps and butt flaps attached to the top. They always look stupid! Observe, this might be marginally acceptable from the front, even though you can … Continue reading »
I Guess I Could Have Been Stubborn And Waited On My HK-51 Ticket
So I got a response on my whole HK problem: Dear [Me], Thank you for contacting us regarding your issue with the HK-51 mission, “Assertion: Repairs Required”. It appears that since submitting your ticket you have successfully completed this mission, … Continue reading »
Hawtpants Goes Prime Time. Maybe. Also, Have Some Wallpaper.
So I’m at the bioware cantina crawl and people are telling me I need to get more blog exposure. Please, more people, read my drivel! Here’s what I could be doing to get more attention: Register with the community team … Continue reading »