The Hall of Shame has become super-large and unwieldy, and I’ll be revamping it in the next week or so.  Until then, I don’t want to deprive you of the latest and not-greatest.

First, let’s start with the horrific shirt that I thought would never make it off the PTS.  Man, I was wrong about that.  The dramatic exhibitionist  – I mean extrovert – shirt.

underboob

I am aware that I have complained in the past that bioware should make clothing items that show some skin but not all the skin.  However, this piece of crap looks like a two-year-old took a scissors to the Thana outfit.  This thing makes no damn sense.  If you’re wearing armor, the whole point of armor is to cover your organs.  And how the hell are those boobs staying up?  The force?  This gets an F-minus from me, and if I catch any of my guildies wearing it, they are getting a serious talking-to.

Moving on, people got creative with armor dye, because looking naked is so cool.  Also, we’re 12.

nakomako

nakedrat3

nakedrat2

nakedrat

Yeah. Awesome.  And, I’m sorry, this one looks like pubes.  Dye better.  Kthx.

blacktriangle

We are going to learn a lesson on glowy things.  As in: think before you just add a random piece with one lonely glowy effect to your outfit.

glowyshoes

Bikinis bikinis bikinis!  So what if they clip!  The sluttier the better.  Right? Right!

antlersbikini

With… antlers? I have no words. (Thanks, Shintar!)

 

clipping

morepantsfail

Pants?

Finally, people are abusing dye.  Do not.

xmastree

purpleandred

Purple and… red?

purpleyellow

pink

I guess she has to… cause her name is Pink.

bluehorror

Too much blue! My eyes! Pro tip: You do not need to match your hair to your outfit.

Finally, what you’ve REALLY been waiting for, Quinn in his diseased glory.

Yes, his head and feet are a little clipped off because he DOES NOT RESPECT MY PERSONAL SPACE.

Yes, his head and feet are a little clipped off because he DOES NOT RESPECT MY PERSONAL SPACE.

Notice how his hands and feet are blackened with gangrene.  It makes me happy.


Comments

Now With More Shame — 5 Comments

  1. And how the hell are those boobs staying up? The force?

    Now it all makes sense! No really, that outfit has the most blatant defiance of gravity yet; it really bugs me.

    The red/green/yellow dye job made me laugh out loud – that’s so bad it’s almost good again, like some sort of swimsuit from the sixties.

    And I don’t really “get” the armour with the glowy bits. I’ve previously bought some myself without even realising that parts of it were glowy. It’s not… terrible, but the outfit would be just fine without them, and I don’t really see them adding much.

  2. Well, I now know where some of the latest “OMG BEWBS!” people in Age of Conan have migrated to. I haven’t seen the exhibitionist shirt out in the wild yet, but I’d imagine that only small chested women could even hope to pull that off.

    (In case nobody’s aware, in Age of Conan you can go completely topless, bare breasts and all. And yes, there’s a lot of people who play just so they can have a female toon run around completely topless. I guess I should be grateful that they can’t do that with genitalia sticking out.)

    • There will be the option for crotchless armor in Game of Game of Thrones (Rated M for Mature). Willies everywhere! (Except for Theon.)

  3. I managed to make the Dramatic Extrovert armor look great on my mirialan Jedi Shadow. It only works if you go full-on Embrace the Dark Side; used one of the new(er) mirialan tattoo patterns from the Cartel Market (covers most of the face, very Ancient Dark Jedi), plus a Black and Red Dye Module, black hair, purple eyes, cross scar across the whole face, and wicked-looking lightsaber hilt (forget the name, but it’s black and spiky).

    Anyway, she ended up looking badass, not slutty. I get compliments on the look (not just from creepy guys, but they’re always around, aren’t they?). Just gotta work for it instead of just throwing it on.

    Everything on this page, however, is terrible. I think most of these people are colorblind.