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Tag Archives: Bikini

Now With More Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 29, 2014 by NjessiFebruary 25, 2014

The Hall of Shame has become super-large and unwieldy, and I’ll be revamping it in the next week or so.  Until then, I don’t want to deprive you of the latest and not-greatest. First, let’s start with the horrific shirt … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bikini, Hall Of Shame, Malavai Quinn Sucks, Underboob | 6 Replies

The Fashion Police Takes Issue With The New Free To Play Video

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on December 22, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 15, 2014

Hey, it’s a new F2P video.  Look at this cool scene with a bunch of people getting ready to pwn face! Keep looking.  Do you see what I see? That’s right, it’s one of those ubiquitous bikinis!   Too much boob! … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Free To Play | 3 Replies

Do Not Wear This Either

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 13, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Vegas Showgirl is NOT an advanced class.  

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bikini, Epic Fail, Screenshot, Social Gear | 3 Replies

All The Cool Kids Dress Their Companions In Bikinis

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 21, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

Seriously, all over the fleet I see Kira, Elara, Risha, and Nadia roaming about in bikinis.  Well, if dressing your companion in a bikini is the cool thing to do, I’m not going to be left behind.  Behold, my bikini-clad … Continue reading »

Posted in Companions, Fashion | Tagged Akaavi Spar, Bikini, Companion Gear, Screenshot, Social Gear | 7 Replies

Do Not Wear This

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on April 24, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 14, 2014

I’m hanging out on the fleet and I see… Kids, don’t try this at home.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bikini, Karagga, Screenshot | 4 Replies

[Screenshots] It’s Kinda Like Dancing On Mailboxes

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 27, 2012 by NjessiFebruary 27, 2012

At which point, I utter some uncouth language. Little Jedi responds: “Mommy, what’s a ‘stinky ho’?” /facepalm (at least she didn’t pick up the word “skanky”…)

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Posted in Fashion, SWTOR Generally | Tagged Bikini, Epic Fail, Little Jedi, Screenshot | 5 Replies

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