Njessi
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Deputy Fashion Police Are On The Case
[Spoilers] Koth And Bothered
Spoiler Warning! This is end of Chapter 9 stuff. And even if you have been through Chapter 9, you may not have made the same decisions and this is all news to you. Herein lies what happens when you [flirt] … Continue reading »
This Weekend! Extra Life Charity Gaming Event
I’ve talked about this before, but to recap: It is for a good cause. There are prizes. You will be exempt from the hall of shame. Now, I cannot attend,1 which means that I will not be there to swoon when … Continue reading »
The Good, The Bad, And The Snarky
Do not fucking touch my oxford comma. Spoiler free, never fear. First, I need this hairdo. All ur hair is belong to me. Shae Vizla had the same hairdo. Make it happen. Now, the horror. Apparently, Zakuulian Socialites have a … Continue reading »
A Welcome Reduction Of Companions In Bikinis
Have you noticed that you can’t dress up Lana? Yeah, that’s probably because Bioware has seen how there are multiple Kiras/Rishas/Makos on the fleet in bikinis and Lana in a bikini is undignified. Or Senya. I mean seriously. We have lost … Continue reading »
Imperial Infidelity [Chapter 1 Spoilers]
If you haven’t played through Chapter 1 AND you didn’t watch the livestream AND you haven’t heard anything about Zakuul other than it starts with a “Z”, then you want to skip this spoiler. Otherwise, it’s nothing you don’t know. … Continue reading »
KOTFE Day Two: Electric Boogaloo
Last night, I continued my trek in Inventory Management of the Old Republic. Yeah, no stories yet, still getting my shit in order. Ship droid is still AWOL. Andronikos refuses to dual wield, even in DPS spec. Boooo. Idiots are coming … Continue reading »
Drinking Coffee Talking About KOTFE
I had maybe 40 minutes of play time after all the patching was done. Didn’t even get into story. But here’s what I noticed: “B” is no longer your inventory. It’s your companion crafting interface. Not to be confused with your … Continue reading »
Extra Life Charity Gaming Marathon November 7, 2015
I know you’re jonesing to marathon game right freakin now because KOTFE just launched, but you need to save some of that drive for November 7, 2015, for the Extra Life Charity Gaming Marathon. Do it because you want to … Continue reading »
Yavin 4 Is The New Fleet
Lately when I go to Yavin 4, I see fashion victims prancing about. Apparently the usual miscreants have escaped from the fleet and are befouling the wilderness with tackiness. As always, you can send me screenies of any fashion offenders you … Continue reading »
Welcome To Dumpsville. Population: Me.
Little Jedi Draws SWTOR
Last night I hear some intense giggling, after which a note is dropped on me: How can you resist that, right? So I opened it! The picture below has been annotated by me for your convenience since many of you … Continue reading »
Knights of the Minimal QQ
So the livestream… I totally did not watch it. If you were reading my grumping on Twitter, you’d see that I don’t have time for that shit, and my guess is that nobody else does either. I was at work, then in … Continue reading »
Violators of Imperial Edict P4N75
Several loyal imperial subjects have reported dissidents who have been observed violating Imperial Edict P4N75. Let this shameful display be a warning to troublemakers who threaten order and decency.
Continue reading »Sith Always Kiss And Tell
OK… so… remember how I said that I was totally romancing Lana on my next trip through Shadow of Revan after that disaster with Theron? Welp I am and I did. Because Fraps magically turned itself off at crucial moments, … Continue reading »
Credits Or Lack Thereof
Awesome clothing or well-decorated house? I’m having to make some difficult choices on how to spend my limited credits. Specifically awesome clothing for me or housing items and unlocks for Little Jedi. Somehow Little Jedi swindled us out of at least … Continue reading »
Romancing the Shan
The first time through Shadow of Revan, I was srs bzns and ignored all the flirt options. The second time, I’m a little bored. So I decide to flirt with Theron. (The plan is for the next toon I level to … Continue reading »
The Return of the Revenge of the Hall of Shame
And we’re back. I’ve seen these fine specimens on the fleet… If you want to send in bad fashion, here’s how. Also, if you already sent in fashion, I will be posting your bad fashion! I just want to group … Continue reading »
Quinn’s Role In Shadow Of Revan
“Kill Quinn. Stuff him in the toilet.” — Little Jedi From the mouths of babes, right? I’m starting shadow of Revan and, to be honest, I had pretty much forgotten how I punished Quinn with bad fashion… Required Spoiler Tag … Continue reading »