I Am Thankful I Did Not Wear This

Over the long weekend, guys, I could not stop screenie-ing.  It was just one thing after another.  The fleet is a hive of scum and villainy indeed.

First, I want to point out that if you do a good job matching an outfit, you get congrats – But I hereby take away those congrats when you top off the look with a stupid hat.

Second, bikinis.  So many bikinis.  SARCASTIC THANKS, CARTEL MARKET.

I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.

But see, look from the side.  There is too much boob.  Side boob.  Bottom boob.  Flat out excess of boob!

Just wearing the bikini bottoms (I refuse to call them “pants”) does not yield better results:

What the eff is THIS?

And, of course, people are dressing their companions in bikinis.  These are twinsies!

Although this is less creepy than the non-bikini twins that were literally identical toons.

Redrum!

And finally a word of sage real-life advice.  I know that you love hawtpants or you would not be here.  However, do not wear these to the office christmas party:

Seriously.  (Incidentally I discovered these, and several like it, mixed in with the office professional clothing section, not the teen section.  Gag.)

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    I Am Thankful I Did Not Wear This — 5 Comments

    1. What kind of office are you supposed to wear those to? Nevermind don’t answer that. When are you going to do a blog post on the GOOD outfits you’ve seen? I keep waiting for it :)

    2. Ok, the twi’lek twins are a nightmare – what the hell is up with that? Second, why the bikini bottoms/giant freakin’ hat look? That’s not sexy, it just looks like she forgot to put on pants.

      Also – have any of you rerolled recently? The starter planets are a nightmare of trolls and stupid. Ran into a guy named “thegestapo’ on korriban. Blerg.

      • Report report report.

        Although, Bioware cares about as much as… well they don’t care at all. I’m seriously repressing a rant on the subject.

        • Report indeed, while playing the other day I saw a guy who had named his character Boob… Come on now? Really? Reported but they do advise that you shall get no update to the action taken… I say send them off to be Hutts slaves on some backwater planet.