Immediate Notice and Compliance Demanded.
It has come to the Empire’s attention that dissident elements are attired in a manner that does not comport with public decency. Instances include the following:
- Failing to properly cover the leg area in inclement weather, resulting in a strain on the Imperial Health Service in treating those individuals for exposure.
- Displaying inappropriate areas of the body, not mentioned here for reasons of public decency, but it rhymes with “thunderboob.”
- Wearing garish and unattractive colors that blemish the appearance of the Imperial territory in which these individuals are present.
Remember: be vigilant. Report all violations, with holo-images, to the Imperial Bureau of Order, Decency, and Pastries.
For the Empire.