Readers have sent in the newest batch of inductees into the hall of shame.

I'm rolling my eyes as hard as I can.

I’m rolling my eyes as hard as I can.

If Harley Quinn were a bee...

If Harley Quinn were a bee…

Poor Quinn. What did he do to deserve... haha just kidding, he deserves so much worse.

Poor Quinn. What did he do to deserve… haha just kidding, he deserves so much worse.

Don't drag your companion into your fail.

Yo.  Thug life!

Some sort of Xmas elf...

Some sort of Xmas elf…

Hat? HAT?

Hat? HAT?

Sending out an SOS

Sending out an SOS

I wonder if the hat is to keep people from seeing the face of the person who would step outside in this.

I wonder if the hat is to keep people from seeing the face of the person who would step outside wearing this.

I'm not even sure what this is.

I’m not even sure what this is.

Pink. Purple. Bleeding eyes.

Pink. Purple. Bleeding eyes.

No just... it looks like she wrapped toilet paper around her arms and ankles.

No just… it looks like she wrapped toilet paper around her arms and ankles.

Why do they even MAKE this dye?

Why do they even MAKE this dye?

Pepto!

Pepto!

Bikinis. Bad dye. I can't decide what to hate first.

Bikinis. Bad dye. I can’t decide what to hate first.

Totally manly, guys.

Totally manly, guys.

Pants?

Pants?

The dye... the lights... so much clashing.

The dye… the lights… so much clashing.

He's too sexy for your party, the way he's disco dancin.

He’s too sexy for your party, the way he’s disco dancin.

Quick! The Zombie Apocalypse is coming! No time to get dressed!

Quick! The Zombie Apocalypse is coming! No time to get dressed!

Major disgust. Lawl.

Major disgust. Lawl.  I feel major disgust at the hair matching the “outfit”.

Ew.

Yes, yes, I’m sure it’s the biggest bisector (/rolleyes)

Does anything match?

Does anything match?

More hair matching dye...

More hair matching dye…

He's like some sort of xmas tree.

He’s like some sort of xmas tree.

Yeah...

Yeah…

Fleet officers are srs bzns.

Fleet officers are srs bzns.

Ew. More ew.

Ew. More ew.

Again, why do they even MAKE this dye kit.

Again, why do they even MAKE this dye kit.

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

Bad dye. Failure to color match gloves, boots, belt. Ugh.

Bad dye. Failure to color match gloves, boots, belt. Ugh.

What's an andycandy?

What’s an andycandy?


Comments

Deputy Fashion Police Are On The Case — 7 Comments

  1. Regarding the “He’s like some sort of xmas tree.”, I think that person is actually attempting a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume.

  2. I actually really, really like that “Pepto!” one… Anyone know what armor pieces are being used there? Totally going to get it and use the same dye. Pink is a usable color!

  3. I could swear that one of my guildies has that exact same “Christmas tree” outfit with the exact same dye, only that he’s a Sage. He does enjoy intentionally making people cringe with his ugly outfit choices though…

  4. Think I just saw the Harleybee buzzing around in a horde of festive-droid-torturers (I admit, I was in the same horde). She seems to have recolored her hair. Or else she has a copycat admirer. Either way, it was oddly reassuring: no matter how bad things are…they can always get worse.