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Tag Archives: Bad Names

Fashion Police: PUG Edition

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 29, 2017 by NjessiJuly 25, 2017

Lately, I’ve been vindicated in my theory that you know you’re in deep shit when your pug person shows up in a bikini or something similar. First, we have Mellons For Hire: “Lol,” she says dismissively, “you’re using a pylon … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, Operations | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Pugs, Sideboob | 2 Replies

Teaching The Next Generation About The Hall Of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 28, 2017 by NjessiJuly 25, 2017

Fun Fact: the Nar Shaddaa gambling event is a great way to come upon terrible fashion. “Mom! Mom!” shrieks Little Jedi.  “That lady is wearing the most ridiculous outfit!  I mean, it doesn’t even cover her organs!  She’s gonna get … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion, World Events | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Casino Event, Hall Of Shame, Little Jedi, Nar Shaddaa | 8 Replies

Slacker Finally Updates Hall Of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 28, 2016 by NjessiMarch 29, 2016

Thankfully readers have provided me with examples of horrible fashions that I can share with you.  You can find previous atrocities in the fashion hall of shame.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Hall Of Shame, Reader Submissions | 7 Replies

Deputy Fashion Police Are On The Case

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 16, 2015 by NjessiMarch 28, 2016

Readers have sent in the newest batch of inductees into the hall of shame.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bad Names, Bikini, Hair Color, Hall Of Shame, Pants Optional, Reader Submissions | 7 Replies

Violators of Imperial Edict P4N75

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 28, 2015 by NjessiSeptember 28, 2015

Several loyal imperial subjects have reported dissidents who have been observed violating Imperial Edict P4N75.  Let this shameful display be a warning to troublemakers who threaten order and decency.

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Posted in Fashion | Tagged Bad Fashion, Bad Hats, Bad Names, Bikini, Hall Of Shame, Pants Optional | 2 Replies

The Return of the Revenge of the Hall of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 9, 2015 by NjessiSeptember 9, 2015

And we’re back.  I’ve seen these fine specimens on the fleet… If you want to send in bad fashion, here’s how.  Also, if you already sent in fashion, I will be posting your bad fashion!  I just want to group … Continue reading »

Posted in Fashion | Tagged Armor Dye, Bad Fashion, Bad Names, Hall Of Shame | 2 Replies

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