Lately, I’ve been vindicated in my theory that you know you’re in deep shit when your pug person shows up in a bikini or something similar.

First, we have Mellons For Hire:

“Lol,” she says dismissively, “you’re using a pylon solver for EV story mode?!”

Good thing we did, because her dps was abysmal and we would have been screwed if the fight had dragged on any longer than necessary.

Later, we come across “Lucky” Loni… as in she’s lucky she ever gets any groups.

Sometimes healers assist with DPS when there isn’t much to do.  However, a healer pulling? REPEATEDLY?  Oh hell no.

So when the new tank shows up sporting some serious underboob, I facepalm and know I’m in for a “fun” time.