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Njessi’s Picks for Mixing and Matching Fashion

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 25, 2026 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Full outfits are all fine and good, but sometimes you want to spice things up – or you just HATE some of the parts of an outfit.  Never fear! The essential problem that I have scientifically identified is doodads.  On … Continue reading »

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Showing Some Skin Has Officially Gone Too Far

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 25, 2026 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Sideboob Low Cut Jeans

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Behold the Magneto Hat

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 21, 2021 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Yes, I know, I’ve been a posting slacker.  No apologies, been playing, not posting about playing.  Also been making awesome outfits!  Today we are going to talk about my magneto hat. It goes with all things gold and keeps the … Continue reading »

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Bad Fashion, Little Jedi Edition

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 30, 2020 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

She learns so quickly!

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Shae Vizla Hair Is Failsauce

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 5, 2017 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

I was stalking the Shae Vizla hair since I first laid eyes on her – and then Kora, the mechanic, had that hair in KOTFE, reinforcing that I must have it. Well, I got it and it was a huge … Continue reading »

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Fashion Police: PUG Edition

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 29, 2017 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Lately, I’ve been vindicated in my theory that you know you’re in deep shit when your pug person shows up in a bikini or something similar. First, we have Mellons For Hire: “Lol,” she says dismissively, “you’re using a pylon … Continue reading »

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Teaching The Next Generation About The Hall Of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 28, 2017 by NjessiMarch 20, 2026

Fun Fact: the Nar Shaddaa gambling event is a great way to come upon terrible fashion. “Mom! Mom!” shrieks Little Jedi.  “That lady is wearing the most ridiculous outfit!  I mean, it doesn’t even cover her organs!  She’s gonna get … Continue reading »

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Hall of Shame Revamp

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on June 13, 2017 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

I’ve revamped the hall of shame.  Most of the images should display in an appropriate size, and you won’t have to click through if you don’t want to. As I am once again playing and monitoring the blog, feel free … Continue reading »

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Companion Fashion Police Contest! Win Goodies!

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on August 2, 2016 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Because punishing Quinn really never gets old, Exile of Tor-Fashion and I are teaming up to bring you the Companion Fashion Police Contest!   Step 1: Dress least favorite companion in something dumb.  Not a bikini.  Please, no bikinis.  Spare … Continue reading »

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Ravalation’s Star Wars Fashion Giveaway

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on May 5, 2016 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

When I see an article in my feed reader that involves FREE FASHION, I sit up and take notice.1  So I was snorting coffee all over my keyboard when I saw Ravalation’s Star Wars Fashion Giveaway. Guys, you need to … Continue reading »

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Slacker Finally Updates Hall Of Shame

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on March 28, 2016 by NjessiMarch 29, 2016

Thankfully readers have provided me with examples of horrible fashions that I can share with you.  You can find previous atrocities in the fashion hall of shame.

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9999 Bottles Of Beer In My Legacy Cargo Hold

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on February 22, 2016 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Take one down, pass it around Still a fuckload of beer in my legacy cargo hold This is so sad.  What did I do Tuesday when 4.1 hit?  I stacked all my crafting mats in my legacy cargo hold and … Continue reading »

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[Hall of Shame] Why Do We Even Have A Name Filter

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on January 13, 2016 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Welp… the name filter does absolutely nothing to stop idiots from sounding like idiots.  Except maybe requiring them to misspell things, making their creations even more absurd.

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Deputy Fashion Police Are On The Case

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 16, 2015 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Readers have sent in the newest batch of inductees into the hall of shame.

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This Weekend! Extra Life Charity Gaming Event

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 3, 2015 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

I’ve talked about this before, but to recap: It is for a good cause. There are prizes. You will be exempt from the hall of shame. Now, I cannot attend,1 which means that I will not be there to swoon when … Continue reading »

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The Good, The Bad, And The Snarky

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on November 2, 2015 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Do not fucking touch my oxford comma. Spoiler free, never fear. First, I need this hairdo. All ur hair is belong to me.  Shae Vizla had the same hairdo.  Make it happen. Now, the horror.  Apparently, Zakuulian Socialites have a … Continue reading »

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A Welcome Reduction Of Companions In Bikinis

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 29, 2015 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Have you noticed that you can’t dress up Lana?  Yeah, that’s probably because Bioware has seen how there are multiple Kiras/Rishas/Makos on the fleet in bikinis and Lana in a bikini is undignified.  Or Senya.  I mean seriously. We have lost … Continue reading »

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KOTFE Day Two: Electric Boogaloo

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 22, 2015 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Last night, I continued my trek in Inventory Management of the Old Republic.  Yeah, no stories yet, still getting my shit in order. Ship droid is still AWOL. Andronikos refuses to dual wield, even in DPS spec.  Boooo. Idiots are coming … Continue reading »

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Yavin 4 Is The New Fleet

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on October 13, 2015 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Lately when I go to Yavin 4, I see fashion victims prancing about.  Apparently the usual miscreants have escaped from the fleet and are befouling the wilderness with tackiness. As always, you can send me screenies of any fashion offenders you … Continue reading »

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Violators of Imperial Edict P4N75

Hawtpants of the Old Republic Posted on September 28, 2015 by NjessiMarch 25, 2026

Several loyal imperial subjects have reported dissidents who have been observed violating Imperial Edict P4N75.  Let this shameful display be a warning to troublemakers who threaten order and decency.

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