Hall Of Shame: Weird Names Edition

Also lots of cross-category violations (stupid hat AND no pants, oh noes).

Let’s start with the reader submissions, shall we?

I am always a fan of punishing companions, but she's also punishing herself! — I am always a fan of punishing companions, but she’s also punishing herself!

Sigh. Another naked blueberry. At least she has the decency to hide her face.

Um. Good for you? I guess... — Um. Good for you? I guess…

Now the specimens I’ve seen out and about.

More companion punishing (and punishing of self)

And the rest of the outfit had such potential. WHY NO PANTS?

I guess they're kinda like pants. — It takes a second to understand what is going on here.

I still don't understand the allure of these "pants", if you can call them that. — I still don’t understand the allure of these “pants”, if you can call them that.

Oh har har. It's misspelled, moron. — Oh har har. It’s misspelled, moron.

So... you're a lord is what you're saying? — So… you’re a lord is what you’re saying?

I just have no idea what this name means.

Terrible name, terrible outfit. In every possible way.

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Hall Of Shame: Weird Names Edition — 15 Comments

HarbingerZero on May 13, 2014 at 10:16 am said:

I love the flashers. “At last, we will expose ourselves to the Jedi”

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- Njessi on May 13, 2014 at 10:21 am said:
  
  Snort!
  
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Scorch on May 13, 2014 at 11:49 am said:

“Space frog” Made me lol. You should drop by the Harbinger some time. I’ve actually seen some really great looking toons wandering the fleet, along with all the usual flashers and bikini models. Oh, and a I saw a Skadge wearing nothing but a loincloth the other day.

Terrifying…

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Morriah on May 13, 2014 at 2:28 pm said:

Looking for some cool tallish sassy boots for force users. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

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- Scorch on May 13, 2014 at 3:06 pm said:
  
  Outlaw boots maybe? Or the exposed extrovert set has some nice thigh high boots. Ditto the Thana Vesh set. You could check Tor fashion for other ideas.
  
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candyappleally on May 13, 2014 at 5:04 pm said:

Something tells me that TImelord Lord spends waaaay to much time watching Doctor Who.

…says the girl with a Sith Lord named Rassilon

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Redbeard on May 13, 2014 at 8:17 pm said:

The gavnopants pic seems to have a Power Girl look going, if you take the bottoms and combine it with the top to a single tank top.

Of course, thankfully, it doesn’t have Power Girl’s boob window, but that actually makes it an improvement.

You know, I pimped your Hall of Shame. Too bad you can’t take non-SWTOR entries, because I certainly have a few I could have screen shot….

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- Njessi on May 13, 2014 at 8:36 pm said:
  
  I think I will be doing a hall of shame for Wildstar, if only due to peer pressure.
  
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  - Redbeard on May 13, 2014 at 9:39 pm said:
    
    At first I thought that Wildstar was merely being ignorant or giving basic decency the middle finger as far as how the female toons look, but after having played it for a day or so I tend to think otherwise.
    
    The Exiles side of the game has a heavy dose of, well, Texas to it. Plus a LOT of Bugs Bunny thrown in for good measure: just look at how the toons run, er… hop along. They remind me of how some of those horses in the 50s/60s era Bugs Bunny cartoons would run. And the cartoon artwork is so outlandish that I find it hard to take the game seriously. If you told me that a toon would blow up like a balloon later on in the game, I wouldn’t be shocked at all; the game is that over the top.
    
    Which is a bit of a problem given that you start the game on the Dominion side interrogating and torturing potential Exiles.
    
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    - Njessi on May 14, 2014 at 9:35 am said:
      
      Welp, I plan to play a chua anyway, so the over-the-top boobies won’t be an issue for me. http://patthechua.com/
      
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      - Redbeard on May 14, 2014 at 12:23 pm said:
        
        Confession time: I saw the Chua and my first thought was…. “Ch-ch-ch-Chua pet!”
        
        Then I went through the Dominion intro… That Chua doctor would give an Apothecary or a Sith Sorcerer a run for their money.
      - Njessi on May 14, 2014 at 12:38 pm said:
        
        I’m avoiding dominion side for now, because I’ll be over there after launch, so I might as well see those hippie dippie exiles in beta.
The Guilty Party on May 14, 2014 at 3:15 pm said:

The white-gold outfits aren’t *terrible*. I mean, they’re not great, but I wouldn’t say they’re on the same level as the rest of the pics.

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- Njessi on May 14, 2014 at 3:34 pm said:
  
  I take offense to dressing up Vector as a creamsicle cassus fett!
  
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Traitine on May 15, 2014 at 1:50 am said:

I’m sorry, but Count Chokula is great! I’d justify it by the giggling he’d hear in VOIP. Could you really call someone Chokula without laughing every time?

I think Spacefrog is a reference to the appearance of the Twilek species. First thing that came to my mind anyway.

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Hawtpants of the Old Republic

Join the hawt side. It is your destiny.

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Hall Of Shame: Weird Names Edition — 15 Comments

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