If you haven’t played through Chapter 1 AND you didn’t watch the livestream AND you haven’t heard anything about Zakuul other than it starts with a “Z”, then you want to skip this spoiler. Otherwise, it’s nothing you don’t know.
Righty then? Last chance to stop reading.
***OBLIGATORY CHAPTER 1 SPOILER WARNING***
Brothers and sisters of the Empire, I bring you shocking news.
Dad has a second family. They live on another planet.
You know all those times that he was “away on business” or “meditating” or “being really evil?” Yeah, those times he was with them.
He loves them better than he loves us.
So unfair. We were there first.
(This is what I think of when I see this dysfunctional family and I cannot stop giggling.)