Thehusband started a female operative because he’s remembering how to play and wants to start from scratch. Little Jedi insisted on a female toon because… reasons? So he and Kaliyo can be besties.

Soon, on Hutta, he comes to the point where you meet “Dino” who claims to know that you’re not who you say you are and threatens to expose you. Well, if you are female, you have 3 options:

• (1) Murder
• (2) Payoff
• (3) BSOCK

Obviously, LJ chose murder. I agreed with her. There’s no negotiating with sleezes.

Well, the husband chose option 3, and we teased him mercilessly:

Me: Daddy’s a slut!

Him: It’s for the empire! It was the best option at the time.

Me: Dino’s schlong was the best option?

LJ: Snort.

I’m going to hell for saying “schlong” in front of my kind, right?