Chapter-Something: Theron Has a Mohawk
Am I still on KOTFE/KOTET? It’s uprising, right? Do these even have Chapter Numbers?
Whatever. I patched in and immediately have to go after the traitor Theron who has betrayed my fashion sense with his new mohawk. Ew, dude, ew. No, seriously, I have no idea what he did for the betrayal.1
Did I screenshot anything? Nope, I was too busy swearing at pretty much everything. My abilities that don’t make sense anymore, just all the things. So I ended up running the stupid thing again for YOU, dear readers. You’re fucking welcome.
Who thought of the name Iokini? Rhymes with “bikini” and “ootini!”
- Little Jedi knows but she laughs at me every time I ask her “so how do I pull up my companion menu?” It’s not funny, shut up. It’s been three years. ↩