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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
The. Shoes.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Where is that attached?
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Where is this giant gun attached?
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Underboob without pants is catching on
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Wax? Please.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
What the eff is THIS?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
This might be a zebra.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Antlers? Really?
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Red and purple is a trap.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
This looks like a booger.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Color Fail
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Flashers… again.
Boys Behaving Badly
The smile really sells this outfit.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
At least he commits to his theme.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Companions should go on strike.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Seriously Ew.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Superhero secret power: flashing
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Redrum!
At least the name matches.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
The creamsicle duo.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Ew
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
Too high to spell.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
