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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Where is that attached?
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Where is this giant gun attached?
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
The. Shoes.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Pants shortages are everywhere!
This might be a zebra.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Wax? Please.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
What the eff is THIS?
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Red and purple is a trap.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Flashers… again.
Color Fail
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
This looks like a booger.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Boys Behaving Badly
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
This cat just looks… weird.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
At least he commits to his theme.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Ew
At least the name matches.
Seriously Ew.
Companions should go on strike.
The creamsicle duo.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Redrum!
Superhero secret power: flashing
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
More like undead legend.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
