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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Underboob without pants is catching on
Where is this giant gun attached?
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
The. Shoes.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Where is that attached?
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Feels a little breezy in here…
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Wax? Please.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
What the eff is THIS?
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
This might be a zebra.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Antlers? Really?
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Color Fail
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Flashers… again.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
This looks like a booger.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Red and purple is a trap.
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
The smile really sells this outfit.
At least he commits to his theme.
This cat just looks… weird.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
At least the name matches.
The creamsicle duo.
Ew
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Seriously Ew.
Redrum!
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Companions should go on strike.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
