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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Where is this giant gun attached?
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Underboob without pants is catching on
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
The. Shoes.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Where is that attached?
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
The dye job just looks like pubes.
What the eff is THIS?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
This might be a zebra.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Pants shortages are everywhere!
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Feels a little breezy in here…
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Wax? Please.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Antlers? Really?
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Color Fail
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Red and purple is a trap.
This looks like a booger.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Flashers… again.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Boys Behaving Badly
The smile really sells this outfit.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
At least he commits to his theme.
This cat just looks… weird.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Seriously Ew.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
At least the name matches.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Redrum!
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Ew
Companions should go on strike.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
The creamsicle duo.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Silly Names
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Were the proper spellings taken?
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
