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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
The. Shoes.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Where is this giant gun attached?
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Underboob without pants is catching on
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Where is that attached?
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Pants shortages are everywhere!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Wax? Please.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Feels a little breezy in here…
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
This might be a zebra.
What the eff is THIS?
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Harley Quinn, the bee.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Flashers… again.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
This looks like a booger.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Red and purple is a trap.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Color Fail
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Boys Behaving Badly
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
At least he commits to his theme.
This cat just looks… weird.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Seriously Ew.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Companions should go on strike.
Redrum!
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Ew
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
At least the name matches.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Too high to spell.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
More like undead legend.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Were the proper spellings taken?
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
