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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
The. Shoes.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Where is that attached?
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Where is this giant gun attached?
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
This might be a zebra.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
What the eff is THIS?
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Feels a little breezy in here…
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Wax? Please.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Color Fail
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
This looks like a booger.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Red and purple is a trap.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Flashers… again.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Boys Behaving Badly
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
This cat just looks… weird.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Seriously Ew.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
The creamsicle duo.
Ew
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Redrum!
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Companions should go on strike.
At least the name matches.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
