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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Where is this giant gun attached?
Where is that attached?
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Underboob without pants is catching on
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
The. Shoes.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Feels a little breezy in here…
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
What the eff is THIS?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
This might be a zebra.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Wax? Please.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
This looks like a booger.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Flashers… again.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Red and purple is a trap.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Color Fail
Boys Behaving Badly
The smile really sells this outfit.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
At least he commits to his theme.
This cat just looks… weird.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Companions should go on strike.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
These two also have problems with finding pants.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
Seriously Ew.
Redrum!
Superhero secret power: flashing
At least the name matches.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Ew
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Silly Names
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Were the proper spellings taken?
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
More like undead legend.
Too high to spell.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
