Skadge:

This letter is to inform you that your employment on this ship has been terminated, effective immediately.  All of your previous infractions have been already documented in your file, and a summary is included below:

• Several employees have complained about derogatory references, such as “midget.”
• One employee claimed that you tried to use him as a chair.
• Several fresher hygiene issues.
• Several instances of making untidy messes in common areas.
• Several instances of shooting clients before they can pay for services rendered.