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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Where is this giant gun attached?
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
The. Shoes.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Where is that attached?
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
What the eff is THIS?
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Feels a little breezy in here…
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Wax? Please.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
This might be a zebra.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Antlers? Really?
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
This looks like a booger.
Flashers… again.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Red and purple is a trap.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Color Fail
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
The smile really sells this outfit.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Companions should go on strike.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
At least the name matches.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Seriously Ew.
Ew
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Redrum!
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
The creamsicle duo.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
More like undead legend.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
