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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Where is this giant gun attached?
The. Shoes.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Underboob without pants is catching on
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Where is that attached?
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Wax? Please.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Feels a little breezy in here…
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
This might be a zebra.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
What the eff is THIS?
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Antlers? Really?
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Flashers… again.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Red and purple is a trap.
This looks like a booger.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Color Fail
Boys Behaving Badly
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
At least he commits to his theme.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Redrum!
At least the name matches.
Companions should go on strike.
Seriously Ew.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Ew
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
