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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Underboob without pants is catching on
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Where is that attached?
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Where is this giant gun attached?
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
The. Shoes.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Feels a little breezy in here…
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Wax? Please.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
What the eff is THIS?
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
This might be a zebra.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Color Fail
Harley Quinn, the bee.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Red and purple is a trap.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
This looks like a booger.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Flashers… again.
Boys Behaving Badly
The smile really sells this outfit.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
At least he commits to his theme.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
This cat just looks… weird.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Seriously Ew.
Ew
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
At least the name matches.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Companions should go on strike.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
The creamsicle duo.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Redrum!
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Superhero secret power: flashing
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Too high to spell.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
More like undead legend.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Were the proper spellings taken?
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
