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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
The. Shoes.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Where is that attached?
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Underboob without pants is catching on
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Where is this giant gun attached?
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
What the eff is THIS?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Feels a little breezy in here…
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Wax? Please.
This might be a zebra.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Red and purple is a trap.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Color Fail
Harley Quinn, the bee.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
This looks like a booger.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Flashers… again.
Boys Behaving Badly
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
At least he commits to his theme.
This cat just looks… weird.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
The creamsicle duo.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Ew
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Seriously Ew.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Companions should go on strike.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Redrum!
At least the name matches.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Were the proper spellings taken?
More like undead legend.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Too high to spell.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.