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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
The. Shoes.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Underboob without pants is catching on
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Where is this giant gun attached?
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Where is that attached?
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
What the eff is THIS?
Feels a little breezy in here…
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Wax? Please.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
This might be a zebra.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Antlers? Really?
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Red and purple is a trap.
This looks like a booger.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Color Fail
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Flashers… again.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Boys Behaving Badly
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
This cat just looks… weird.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
The creamsicle duo.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
At least the name matches.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Seriously Ew.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Redrum!
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Companions should go on strike.
Ew
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
Apparently they have a republic division.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
