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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Where is this giant gun attached?
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Where is that attached?
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
The. Shoes.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Underboob without pants is catching on
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Wax? Please.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Feels a little breezy in here…
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
This might be a zebra.
What the eff is THIS?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Red and purple is a trap.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Flashers… again.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
This looks like a booger.
Color Fail
Harley Quinn, the bee.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Boys Behaving Badly
At least he commits to his theme.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
This cat just looks… weird.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Redrum!
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Superhero secret power: flashing
At least the name matches.
Companions should go on strike.
The creamsicle duo.
Seriously Ew.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Ew
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Silly Names
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Apparently they have a republic division.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
More like undead legend.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Too high to spell.
Were the proper spellings taken?
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
