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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Underboob without pants is catching on
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Where is that attached?
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Where is this giant gun attached?
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
The. Shoes.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
This might be a zebra.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Wax? Please.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
What the eff is THIS?
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Feels a little breezy in here…
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Antlers? Really?
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
This looks like a booger.
Flashers… again.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Color Fail
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Red and purple is a trap.
Boys Behaving Badly
The smile really sells this outfit.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
At least he commits to his theme.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
At least the name matches.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Redrum!
Ew
Seriously Ew.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Companions should go on strike.
The creamsicle duo.
Superhero secret power: flashing
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
More like undead legend.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
