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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
The. Shoes.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Where is this giant gun attached?
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Where is that attached?
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Wax? Please.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
This might be a zebra.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Pants shortages are everywhere!
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
What the eff is THIS?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Feels a little breezy in here…
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Antlers? Really?
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Color Fail
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Flashers… again.
Red and purple is a trap.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
This looks like a booger.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Boys Behaving Badly
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
This cat just looks… weird.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Seriously Ew.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Redrum!
The creamsicle duo.
At least the name matches.
Ew
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Companions should go on strike.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Silly Names
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
