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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Where is that attached?
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
The. Shoes.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Where is this giant gun attached?
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
This might be a zebra.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
What the eff is THIS?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Wax? Please.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Feels a little breezy in here…
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Flashers… again.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Color Fail
Red and purple is a trap.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
This looks like a booger.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Boys Behaving Badly
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
At least he commits to his theme.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
This cat just looks… weird.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Seriously Ew.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Companions should go on strike.
Superhero secret power: flashing
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Ew
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Redrum!
At least the name matches.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
The creamsicle duo.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
