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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Underboob without pants is catching on
Where is this giant gun attached?
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
The. Shoes.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Where is that attached?
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
This might be a zebra.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Wax? Please.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
What the eff is THIS?
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Color Fail
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
This looks like a booger.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Flashers… again.
Red and purple is a trap.
Boys Behaving Badly
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
At least he commits to his theme.
This cat just looks… weird.
The smile really sells this outfit.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Ew
At least the name matches.
Seriously Ew.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Companions should go on strike.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Redrum!
The creamsicle duo.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Too high to spell.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
More like undead legend.
Apparently they have a republic division.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Were the proper spellings taken?
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
