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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Where is this giant gun attached?
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
The. Shoes.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Where is that attached?
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Feels a little breezy in here…
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
What the eff is THIS?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Wax? Please.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Pants shortages are everywhere!
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
This might be a zebra.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Red and purple is a trap.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
This looks like a booger.
Flashers… again.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Color Fail
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
This cat just looks… weird.
The smile really sells this outfit.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Redrum!
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Superhero secret power: flashing
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Ew
Companions should go on strike.
At least the name matches.
The creamsicle duo.
Seriously Ew.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
Were the proper spellings taken?
Too high to spell.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
More like undead legend.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
