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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
The. Shoes.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Where is that attached?
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Underboob without pants is catching on
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Where is this giant gun attached?
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Wax? Please.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
What the eff is THIS?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
This might be a zebra.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Antlers? Really?
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
This looks like a booger.
Color Fail
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Red and purple is a trap.
Flashers… again.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Redrum!
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Companions should go on strike.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
Superhero secret power: flashing
At least the name matches.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Ew
Seriously Ew.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Silly Names
More like undead legend.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Too high to spell.
Apparently they have a republic division.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
