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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Where is that attached?
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Underboob without pants is catching on
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
The. Shoes.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Where is this giant gun attached?
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Pants shortages are everywhere!
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Wax? Please.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
What the eff is THIS?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
This might be a zebra.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Feels a little breezy in here…
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Flashers… again.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Red and purple is a trap.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Color Fail
This looks like a booger.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Boys Behaving Badly
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
The smile really sells this outfit.
At least he commits to his theme.
This cat just looks… weird.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Superhero secret power: flashing
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Redrum!
At least the name matches.
Ew
The creamsicle duo.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Companions should go on strike.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Seriously Ew.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Silly Names
Worst Guild Name Ever.
More like undead legend.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Were the proper spellings taken?
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Too high to spell.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Apparently they have a republic division.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
