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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Where is this giant gun attached?
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
The. Shoes.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Underboob without pants is catching on
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Where is that attached?
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Did her underpants grow a cape?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Pants shortages are everywhere!
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
This might be a zebra.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Wax? Please.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
What the eff is THIS?
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Feels a little breezy in here…
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Antlers? Really?
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Color Fail
This looks like a booger.
Flashers… again.
Red and purple is a trap.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Boys Behaving Badly
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
The smile really sells this outfit.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
At least he commits to his theme.
This cat just looks… weird.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Companions should go on strike.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Seriously Ew.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Ew
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
At least the name matches.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
Redrum!
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Silly Names
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
