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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Underboob without pants is catching on
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Where is this giant gun attached?
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Where is that attached?
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
The. Shoes.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Wax? Please.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
What the eff is THIS?
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Feels a little breezy in here…
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
This might be a zebra.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Antlers? Really?
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Color Fail
Flashers… again.
This looks like a booger.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Red and purple is a trap.
Boys Behaving Badly
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
This cat just looks… weird.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
The smile really sells this outfit.
At least he commits to his theme.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Seriously Ew.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
The creamsicle duo.
Companions should go on strike.
Redrum!
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Ew
At least the name matches.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Silly Names
Worst Guild Name Ever.
More like undead legend.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Were the proper spellings taken?
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
