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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Underboob without pants is catching on
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Where is that attached?
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Where is this giant gun attached?
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
The. Shoes.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
What the eff is THIS?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Did her underpants grow a cape?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Feels a little breezy in here…
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Pants shortages are everywhere!
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Wax? Please.
This might be a zebra.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Antlers? Really?
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
This looks like a booger.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Color Fail
Red and purple is a trap.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Flashers… again.
Boys Behaving Badly
The smile really sells this outfit.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
At least he commits to his theme.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
This cat just looks… weird.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Ew
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Redrum!
Seriously Ew.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
At least the name matches.
The creamsicle duo.
Companions should go on strike.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Silly Names
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
More like undead legend.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Were the proper spellings taken?
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
