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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Where is that attached?
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Where is this giant gun attached?
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
The. Shoes.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Underboob without pants is catching on
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Wax? Please.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
The dye job just looks like pubes.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
This might be a zebra.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Pants shortages are everywhere!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
What the eff is THIS?
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Antlers? Really?
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Color Fail
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Flashers… again.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
This looks like a booger.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Red and purple is a trap.
Boys Behaving Badly
The smile really sells this outfit.
At least he commits to his theme.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Superhero secret power: flashing
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Redrum!
Seriously Ew.
Ew
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
At least the name matches.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
Companions should go on strike.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Silly Names
More like undead legend.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
