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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Underboob without pants is catching on
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
The. Shoes.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Where is this giant gun attached?
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Where is that attached?
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
The dye job just looks like pubes.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
What the eff is THIS?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Wax? Please.
Feels a little breezy in here…
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
This might be a zebra.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Antlers? Really?
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Red and purple is a trap.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
This looks like a booger.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Flashers… again.
Color Fail
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Boys Behaving Badly
This cat just looks… weird.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
At least he commits to his theme.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Superhero secret power: flashing
At least the name matches.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Companions should go on strike.
Seriously Ew.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Redrum!
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Ew
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
More like undead legend.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
Too high to spell.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
