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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Where is that attached?
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Where is this giant gun attached?
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
The. Shoes.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Underboob without pants is catching on
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Feels a little breezy in here…
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Wax? Please.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
What the eff is THIS?
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
This might be a zebra.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Color Fail
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
This looks like a booger.
Red and purple is a trap.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Flashers… again.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Boys Behaving Badly
At least he commits to his theme.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
The smile really sells this outfit.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Superhero secret power: flashing
Redrum!
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Ew
At least the name matches.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
The creamsicle duo.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Companions should go on strike.
Seriously Ew.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Silly Names
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
