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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Where is that attached?
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
The. Shoes.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Where is this giant gun attached?
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
This might be a zebra.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Feels a little breezy in here…
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
The dye job just looks like pubes.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Wax? Please.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
What the eff is THIS?
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Red and purple is a trap.
Flashers… again.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Color Fail
Harley Quinn, the bee.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
This looks like a booger.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
This cat just looks… weird.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
At least he commits to his theme.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
The smile really sells this outfit.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
At least the name matches.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Seriously Ew.
Superhero secret power: flashing
The creamsicle duo.
Redrum!
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Ew
Companions should go on strike.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Silly Names
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Too high to spell.
More like undead legend.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
