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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Where is this giant gun attached?
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
The. Shoes.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Where is that attached?
Underboob without pants is catching on
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
This might be a zebra.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Wax? Please.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Did her underpants grow a cape?
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Feels a little breezy in here…
What the eff is THIS?
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Flashers… again.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
This looks like a booger.
Color Fail
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Red and purple is a trap.
Boys Behaving Badly
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
At least he commits to his theme.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
This cat just looks… weird.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Redrum!
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
The creamsicle duo.
Companions should go on strike.
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Ew
Seriously Ew.
At least the name matches.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Silly Names
Worst Guild Name Ever.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Were the proper spellings taken?
Of the “Sucks” legacy. That part is accurate.
I guess he’s a lord. Lordy lord lord.
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Apparently they have a republic division.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
More like undead legend.
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
Too high to spell.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
