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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
Where is this giant gun attached?
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
The. Shoes.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Underboob without pants is catching on
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
Where is that attached?
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
This might be a zebra.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
The dye job just looks like pubes.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Feels a little breezy in here…
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Wax? Please.
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
What the eff is THIS?
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
Antlers? Really?
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Flashers… again.
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
This looks like a booger.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
Color Fail
Red and purple is a trap.
Boys Behaving Badly
This cat just looks… weird.
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
The smile really sells this outfit.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
At least he commits to his theme.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
The creamsicle duo.
Superhero secret power: flashing
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Ew
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
Seriously Ew.
Redrum!
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Companions should go on strike.
At least the name matches.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Silly Names
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Nobody Puts Her In A Corner
Ew. Seriously. Ew.
Were the proper spellings taken?
Good for her, I mean him. Crap.
Worst Guild Name Ever.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
