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Have you ever spent any amount of time on the fleet? If so, you’ve seen the fashions and the names that make you throw up a little in your mouth. This page is dedicated to those fashions (and names) – captured by me and submitted by readers.
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Bikini, Underboob, and Sideboob
I’d wear a mask to obscure my identity too if I were wearing that.
Looks like she ran butt-first into a large spiderweb.
Falling into a tank of pepto bismol is a real danger on the fleet.
To add insult to injury, no pants with the underboob.
I don’t think “Evil” goes well with “blueberry.”
Where is that attached?
Obviously if you dress with a veil over your eyes, you might not get a good result.
The. Shoes.
See, here are my organs. Please stab them. I don’t need them anyway.
Matching pants to hair… at least she’s wearing pants if nothing else useful. Please aim here at my uncovered organs.
Where is this giant gun attached?
But spray tans are so HOT with my green suit. I’m gonna win that bodybuilding competition.
This is so typical of fleetwear, I wonder why I bothered to add it to the gallery.
Let’s overcompensate for lack of armor with the monster utility belt. (Not blue batman..)
Looks totally bizarre from this angle
Leaf butt is dumb enough without a bikini
Underboob without pants is catching on
I have absolutely no idea where the “holster” is for this gun.
I thought nothing could clash worse with blue skin. I was incorrect.
Why is it that bikinis go with Barbie hair more often than not (seriously, you will notice this everywhere)
I just do not GET these weird half-pant-things. Maybe she peed her pants.
Stop with the (furry) boob already!
I spy with my little eye, someone who is dressed better than I (literally ANYONE else).
Do not wear red if you are green. Someone might try to hang ornaments on you.
Pants?
We have a serious galactic problem – namely a pants shortage.
Honey? Where are my paaaants?
I call this one “S&M Barbie on a Lizard”
Weird bikini pants don’t count as pants.
I still can’t figure out what those weird flaps on the front are supposed to be.
Looks like she peed her pants blue.
Be vewy quiet, i’m hunting wabbits… why are they laughing at me?
Looks like she was undressing and then got distracted and left the jacket half on.
This might be a zebra.
It’s like a squirrel with a bushy tail.
A terrible bee. Bzzt.
Please wear pants if you’re going so sit like that
Totally a miniskirt… right guys? Right? Why are you laughing at me?
Are garters that hold up nothing like a bridge to nowhere?
Looks like the superhero, Candy Cane Vomit.
Feels a little breezy in here…
It looks like she’s got no top on and the bottoms look like pubes!
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a flasher!
Note the belt-shaped gap in the middle.
Wax? Please.
I think she missed the point of wearing long boots in the tall grass to avoid ticks.
What the eff is THIS?
This just looks like pubes. Dye fail.
Overly protective boots won’t save you when you’re not wearing pants, or any covering for your organs.
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. My boobs are plastic. It’s fantastic!
So close to a good outfit. Just wear pants.
My jacket zipper is stuck my zipper is… ah screw it.
Did her underpants grow a cape?
The dye job just looks like pubes.
If you wear this on a tauntaun, there will be chafing. Be warned.
This coat doesn’t keep me warm at ALL.
Pants shortages are everywhere!
Stupid Hats
(and other poor fashion choices)
The mullet of outfits. Party on top, business on bottom.
No, guys, it’s NOT a boomerang. It’s a totally legitimate hat…
I promise I won’t wear it with THAT outfit.
Matching will not save you from a terribad hat.
Antlers? Really?
My friend calls this hat a “vagina.” Now I can’t wear it. Ever. Thanks.
Consular Fail, a study in bananahands and lemonhat.
Terrible Dyes, Naked Dyes, and Hair Dye
Red and purple is a trap.
I did a double take on this one – it looked like she was topless for a second there!
I’d be ashamed if I were naked in public too.
Flashers… again.
Just because a dye kit exists, that doesn’t make it a good idea. Also, HAT!
Harley Quinn, the bee.
Do not dye your hair to match your clothes.
Christmas tree, complete with lights.
Friends don’t let friends dye their armor creamsicle.
Color Fail
This looks like a booger.
And an um.. nakeder xmas tree.
Boys Behaving Badly
Legolas tries to go metrosexual and fails.
At least he commits to his theme.
The smile really sells this outfit.
This cat just looks… weird.
My girlfriend said I’d look SO HOT as an imperial schoolgirl.
Whatever party they’re going to, I want an invitation.
Not wealthy enough for a shirt.
Companion Punishment and other Groups of Morons
Seriously Ew.
Redrum!
The creamsicle duo.
Do not wear only one piece of glowing gear. It looks stupid.
Kira and Akaavi are not amused.
Superhero secret power: flashing
I must get this dye kit to punish Quinn.
Do these remind you of baboon butts?
Ew
Companions should go on strike.
I wonder what Doc did to deserve this punishment. He’s no Quinn.
These two also have problems with finding pants.
But it takes 3 to be really creepy.
At least the name matches.
Clearly Nadia offended her jedi teacher.
Clipping Disasters, Cyborfail, and other Miscellaneous Bad
Mixed messages: sexy top, no genitals.
Not only is this stupid, it clips.
It completely ruins the effect with that awful clipping.
Is that weird pink flap supposed to match?
She’s dancing for her meow mix.
Silly Names
Yes, yes, you’re sexy in your underboob.
I don’t know what a spacefrog is.
Bad clothes, bad name, bad hat. My brain hurts.
Original. Scourgey scourge scourge.
More like undead legend.
Because nobody has thought of THAT one before.
An example of a default from-the-trainer dye. You do not want to be making this one. Bleh.
